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You should be able to say "Fuck if I know" to customers.

Maddy

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I don't need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just wanna get in a fistfight at Bed, Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

Maddy

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I always have a note in my pocket that says "Bloo did it" just in case I'm murdered.

Maddy

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I've come to make an announcement: Blooregard Q. Kazoo is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

Middy

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Middy: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Middy: Except my middle finger.

Middy: Give that to Blooregard.

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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, "I know, right?"

Middy

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Middy, looking in a mirror: I think I love myself.

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Goo: *after a night in prison* Man, what a crazy night.

Middy: Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing you again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me.

Guard: Will do, Middy.

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Ladies, if any of you are ever going to make it in a male-dominated power structure, you have to eat, breathe, drink, sweat, and sleep self-esteem!

Middy

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Wilt: Middy? I didn't know you were a fellow volunteer!

Middy: Nah, I'm doing community service because of where I told a judge to shove some parking tickets.

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Middy and the Sound of Her Own Voice: A Love Story

Goo

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Middy: You may see me at some point tonight up in a tree with a deranged look in my eye.

Middy: Just walk away. Trust me.

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*On Bluesky*

Middy: One like, and I'll crash JK Rowling's book signing and kick her in the fanny.

Middy: *likes her own post*

Middy: Say no more.

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Her Royal Cheekiness, destroyer of fannies, arch-nemesis of a certain little blue bastard, best friend/surrogate sister of a certain blawkhead, lover of a certain lesbian motermouth... it's Middy Masse-Moon.

This Picrew sadly doesn't have options for darker skin tones, so she's missing her tan. But it does have her turtleneck, antenna, fang and general smugness, so close enough.

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*text*

Middy: Goo

Middy: Goooooooooooo

Goo: What

Middy: This is boring

Middy: You should come visit me

Middy: I have a single room ;)

Goo: ?

Goo: You're in a hospital, Middy

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*group chat*

Middy: I'm dying lol

Mac: Oof same

Goo: Me AF

Middy: No I'm legit dying

Louise: ?

Middy: I got stabbed in a McDonald's parking lot

Middy: The LOL is a habit

Middy: *sends a picture of herself dabbing in an ambulance*

*everyone is typing...*