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One that you're avoiding...so does that mean I'm right?

Whoa... Twilight Sparkle??

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What???

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When you ring your hair out after washing it does grape juice drip out?

Whoa... Twilight Sparkle??

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What???

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Whoa...like the god?? The cool one with all the wine 'n stuff??

Whoa... Twilight Sparkle??

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What???

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Oh...who are you then?

Whoa... Twilight Sparkle??

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What???

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This you?

Pretty purple pony man

Whoa... Twilight Sparkle??

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What???

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"Really? No way, prove it"

Sage says smirking at him as she attempts to jump up and grab the poke ball from him, unfortunately for Sage he's a good deal taller than and doesn't even need to try to keep the ball up and away from her

Ok but why do you dress like you're Incineroar (pokemon) low key?

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Okay, look, fashion has never been a specialty of mine.

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Ohh, you mean the one with the green paint that tastes like sour apples?

Like your hoodie, do you know anywhere I can get some crowbar shaped moulds? Need em for chocolate 'n avoiding death

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Old warehouse that has a middle finger spray painted on it

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... that somehow doesn't narrow it down

Like your hoodie, do you know anywhere I can get some crowbar shaped moulds? Need em for chocolate 'n avoiding death

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Old warehouse that has a middle finger spray painted on it

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I want more siblings.

Sage shoves rhubarb pie into Tim's hands and smiles happily up at him

Pie! You are now my brother, come on let's go home to dad and you can meet our other brother

Pokes you with stick

Can I purchase you with a REALLY yummy strawberry rhubarb pie?

@themagicracoon

you… want to purchase me?

i guess you’ll have to talk to bruce?? he kind of bought me first ?

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Sage stares at him then grins and suddenly throws a poke ball at him

Strange old guy with a bow!- I choose you!

Ok but why do you dress like you're Incineroar (pokemon) low key?

@themagicracoon

Okay, look, fashion has never been a specialty of mine.

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"You've got a dad now, Johns your dad, he's our dad"

Sage says grinning up at Bug

"'n I'm drinking spiked eggnog with my s'mores!"

Sage says happily

"Whoa...dude what is that? That's amazing!...kinda wanna poke them in the eyeball not gonna lie- but I won't!"

A taller boy tapped at Sage for their attention. Nervous bright green eyes fidgeted at the sleeves of his too big trenchcoat (most likely stolen from john) He stared quietly at the ground too skittish to say a word. His ears drooped.

- ⚰️ ( @arsonistic-tendencies )

Sage looked up in expecting to see John but was surprised to see a boy in John's trenchcoat standing in front of her, she smiles happily at him

"Hey! My names Sage, who're you? I didn't think this John had any other kids, he's kinda grumpy, like REALLY grumpy, moreso then most- OH! Do you want s'mores? I'm cooking s'mores in the oven, just don't tell John..."

Sage says excitedly as she gestures to the oven where she has s'mores cooking

"Honestly I'm surprised he even had the stuff to make s'mores, this John doesn't seem like a marshmallow enjoyer but hey even the mean John's are softies deep down"

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Sage sulks slightly but stops talking for a few minutes

"...are me 'n bug your only friends?"

Sage says as she suddenly looks up at John

"I mean for a John who claims to not be the "parental" type you sure do hang around kids a lot"

Sage comes back from the grocery store with a couple bags full of Tv dinners, soda, booze and cigarette packs and goes to the kitchen to put them away before waking over to John and silently placing a bottle of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes next to him then she grabs a can of beer for herself and curls up on the couch

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He hardly noticed for a moment, just laying on his arms on the counter with a pounding migraine, once he does notice he huffs out a quiet thanks.

After a couple minutes he pops the bottle open and takes a swig before going to sit next to sage on the couch, leaning back and resting his head on his hand with a bored expression, his eyes following whatever stupid talk show was forever playing on the tv, he lost the remote ages ago so this was basically the only thing that played.

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"Bit late for that last bit mate"

Sage mutters under her breath turning away slightly as she takes a long drink from her can of beer almost finishing it in one go

"...so you're sayin' ya gotta learn to accept things how they are, accept what you've done, good, bad 'n all the rest? Doesn't that get exhausting? ... Honestly can't tell if us Constantine's are just cursed or if we're all some sorta god damn self fulfilling prophecy, ain't never heard a Constantine say "I'll do better!" Without crossing their fingers behind their back I'll tell ya that much"

Sage comes back from the grocery store with a couple bags full of Tv dinners, soda, booze and cigarette packs and goes to the kitchen to put them away before waking over to John and silently placing a bottle of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes next to him then she grabs a can of beer for herself and curls up on the couch

@themagicracoon

He hardly noticed for a moment, just laying on his arms on the counter with a pounding migraine, once he does notice he huffs out a quiet thanks.

After a couple minutes he pops the bottle open and takes a swig before going to sit next to sage on the couch, leaning back and resting his head on his hand with a bored expression, his eyes following whatever stupid talk show was forever playing on the tv, he lost the remote ages ago so this was basically the only thing that played.

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"I started rambling and now I need to make 10 crowbar shaped chocolates or I have a feeling there'll be an "or else" that won't end favorably for me"

Dad where can I find crowbar shaped moulds for chocolate? I promised this courting owl some and uh...I have a feeling if I don't deliver them there is a slight chance of death

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..why the fuck would anyone want chocolate crowbars??? What kind of bullshit is this?

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Sage lights herself up a cigarette and takes a drag before offering John the lighter as she watches the TV as well while taking a sip of beer every now and then

"... were you always like this? I mean does it get worse over time? Guilt, self loathing, regret, anger, all those lovely emotions... do they just kinda become a permanent part of you after awhile?"

Sage suddenly asks quietly avoiding eye contact as she finishes her beer and cracks open another one

Sage comes back from the grocery store with a couple bags full of Tv dinners, soda, booze and cigarette packs and goes to the kitchen to put them away before waking over to John and silently placing a bottle of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes next to him then she grabs a can of beer for herself and curls up on the couch

@themagicracoon

He hardly noticed for a moment, just laying on his arms on the counter with a pounding migraine, once he does notice he huffs out a quiet thanks.

After a couple minutes he pops the bottle open and takes a swig before going to sit next to sage on the couch, leaning back and resting his head on his hand with a bored expression, his eyes following whatever stupid talk show was forever playing on the tv, he lost the remote ages ago so this was basically the only thing that played.

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So far, which Constantine was your favorite?

Ohhh, well so far I've only met one other besides my dad, first couple worlds were either too chaotic for me to track down their Constantine or their Constantine was already dead...so I guess I'll have to say the Constantine I'm currently with!

The Constantine who raised me doesn't count...he's dead. No need to compare someone 6 feet under to someone still breathing

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"I- alright, alright I'm going...sorry"

Sage mumbles as grabs her wallet and quickly makes her way out of the flat

We have a pet rat

It's a bunny or rabbit, something along those lines, doesn't really matter too much either way just has the ears 'n fuzzy look, it's named rat

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Hm..we? You. Just..you take care of it, if it shits on my stuff I'll throw it out.