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Princess Celestia, are you the type of mare that never go to a situation without a plan and instead go with not one or two but thirty-seven plans? Or that is more something that Princess Twilight could do?

"An important thing every analytical pony must learn some day is when 'winging it' is necessary, and when a thirty-seven stage plan to get out of bed is fine."

"I'll leave it to you to decide to whom I may be referring."

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Princess Celestia, do you think Discord wanted Twilight and her friends to win when he got free? After all with his powers he could very take care in a more 'bloody' way, or just send the elements to the bottom of the sea or to a volcano or even hide them in some snow mountain of Yakyakistan or in some forgotten ruins even under your bed and give them no clue.

"It all makes perfect sense to me, but then I know Discord. He does enjoy his games, and there's no fun in it for him if his opponent has no chance to win at all. As for the more violent approach, that would hardly be fun for anyone."

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Dear Princess Celestia, as we know shit about magic and you know Discord very good... Do you know if he can heal? While he is reformed, I could imagine that his powers could be used to heal somepony who lost his/her horn or a appendage like a hoof or a wing in a accident.

"I fear most magic is not suited to healing, but his the least of all. There is no telling what limb you would get or how long it would last. No matter how amusing it might be to Discord, I rather think the injured and hopeful would not take to jests well."

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Dear Princess Celestia, does Princess Luna dream traveling count as sleeping in the job?

"An amusing enough little quip, however I would not suggest you repeat it to Princess Luna herself. I fear she may have heard it a few too many times from me."

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Pinkie Pie, since I feel as though you'd be the one to know: what do the other's manes taste like?

"... hair."

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Princess Celestia, do you think Discord have too much free time? Maybe you could think something to make him a little busy so he can't have silly ideas like how he took Cozy Glow and Tirek from Tartarus... We don't want him to take Cerberus to a walk around Griffonstone next time.

"If you think my assigning him tasks is going to help, I fear you mistake the nature of our relationship. Besides which, Cerberus could use a few more walks these days."

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What's your title now that you're no longer ruler of Equestria? Citizen Celestia? Pony Celestia? The Late Celestia?

"Oh I am still a Princess, I am just not the ruling Princess. And I am certainly not late."

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Pinkie Pie, is true the rumor that even the soap of the Apple Family taste like apples?

"Well they smell like apples! But you definitely definitely shouldn't taste them. They taste like soap."

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Spike, can you tell us if it's true the rumor that Twilight favorite book is named 'The Art of Watching Paint Dry vol 2: The Second Coat' is true?

"What? Oh, oh! You fell for that one? That's not a real book, it's just one of those things Twilight pulls out when her guests are staying too late and she's running out of things to entertain them with."

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Pinkie Pìe, who take care of all the candy that is given to Nightmare Moon statue during Nightmare night?

"Um... Nightmare Moon? That's an easy one! She's an alicorn so she has an extra stomach just for candy!"

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Dear Princess Celestia, while crime is uncommon, what is the more common crime? Thievery? Threatening? Destroying something while making a explosion when playing with magic?

"It has been a few years since I've looked at up to date statistics, but something tells me that if I go telling anonymous ponies that they may go do something to change the percentages."

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" There it is again, Celestia. I keep finding you in my dreams. Oohh, it's every night at this point. You might've not put a spell on me intentionally, but I can tell you, your beauty is much too grand for a brain like mine to get over. Might as well have been a spell. "

"I certainly wouldn't intentionally intrude on your dream space, but it proves to be a problem we may just have to get to know each other a little better."

"Not in the dating sense, mind, I left that scene some centuries ago. But if it were a 'friend' instead of a 'beauty' appearing in your dreams, perhaps it wouldn't be such a shock."

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Princess Celestia, did you license your image to costume makers? Because I saw a lot of high quality Celestia costumes on ponies this Nightmare Night. Including one really tall one, just head and shoulders above the others. Great mane and tail effects on that one, too.

"A funny quirk to a few of the laws is that of 'celebrities', particularly those long gone. It was ruled at some point that Luna and I counted in spite of the fact that we were still here for reasons to longwinded to repeat. So while we didn't necessarily license our images out, they are technically legal."

"It almost makes me wish I could have seen the 'good' one, but I except it may have been a unicorn adding a little flair with a glamour."

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Dear Princess Celestia, how hard is to lasso your sister? The other day I heard somepony saying "You could have more luck lassoing the moon", maybe you could know if it's hard to lasso her or not.

"The moon is just a little farther than your average lasso, but all the same I would not try the same with my sister. Whether you 'got' her or not, she would not be best pleased."

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I've heard a rumour Rainbow Dash has multiple involuntary mareslaughter charges against her caused by high speed collisions, and the Crown is covering it up.

"And I hear that you get your rumors from deliberately misleading and false sources, then run around spreading them as though gospel."

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Princess Celestia, while Equestria was a bit isolated before your sister returned... How much of the world around or the history of non-ponies was known?

"I would not say we were isolated, but with how much things have changed in the last few years, I do not blame your choice of words here. It is still quite the difference."

"At any rate, the truth is a lot of the history of the rest of the world was lost in the years preceding Luna and I's original rule in Equestria. Much that was written was lost, and the world was in quite a state for some time, many that lived did not think to record much, instead using tales and stories."

"I certainly hold nothing against a good oral history, but in the long term it means much of the history we do know of the rest of the world was second or third hoof by the time it made it to paper. Sometimes written by other nations even, as countries merged and clashed and vanished. It was not a happy time, to be sure."

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Miss Trixie, did you try Ponyville Spa? Maybe you could go with Starlight and have some time for relax

"A-are you kidding me?"

"Err, ahem."

"That's where Trixie met Starlight, of course she's tried it. Not that going back is a bad suggestion...."