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[ YOU'VE GOT MY BODY, FLESH AND BONE. ] you remember now, the punishment for turning your back on lolth. nobody turns their back on the spider queen and survives her for following vhaeraun's cause. you have committed divine violence, heresy, and treason to the mother of all drow. [ AS THE SKY ABOVE, AND ALL OF THE UNDERDARK BELOW. ]

A BALDUR'S GATE III DARK URGE OC BY AZRAEL.

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"Yeah, the more I learn about people-- the more I love my dog."

indie && semi. private hank anderson rp blog for detroit: become human crossover // au // canon divergent friendly. || carrd wip.

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Once, there was an explosion. A bang which gave birth to time and space. Once, there was an explosion. A bang which set a planet spinning in that space. Once, there was an explosion. A bang which gave rise to life as we know it. And then, came the next explosion–  // IND + PRIV  SAM BRIDGES

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                                𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻, 𝑫𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑰𝑿𝑶𝑻𝑬.

Independent & private blog for 𝑳𝑼𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑨 𝑵𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑶 from Resident Evil 4.

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Emergency Help

This is probably the shittiest reason for having to make a post like this, but I genuinely need the help for this.

CW for death 

My mom passed away this morning, and I need help with getting money together for a plane ticket back home. I know I have a few days at least while my family figures out everything that needs to be done with services, so I have a few days to scramble enough money together, but I’m still currently unemployed despite my best efforts.

Please, if you can help at all, I would greatly appreciate it. And if you can’t, please maybe give this a reblog? Any little thing will help.

paypal: link ko-fi: link

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Toxic Roleplayers and what to look for.

I know that these are not mutually exclusive. Just because someone does a few of these things doesn’t mean they’re toxic. However, some of the most toxic roleplayers I have ever met have done these things. I’m not bringing names into this, but there are two very specific people that I recently had drama with and many of the examples will refer to them. I also and pulling my knowledge from the 13 years of roleplaying I’ve done.

1. Only roleplays with people new to the fandom

This may not seem odd, but at times this means that the rest of the fandom doesn’t take too kindly to them. 

2. Constantly vague blogs

  If you see someone vague blog more than they actually roleplay, that’s not a good sign. 

3. Frequently changes blogs and aliases. 

The one specific person I had the biggest blow up with made 4 different blogs for the same canon character in the short time I knew them. Each time they would change the name they went by. After our fallout, they made two more blogs for the same character with different names both times. This was so the rest of the fandom wouldn’t know who they were. 

4. Acts insanely jealous of duplicates. 

  One person had a rule where they would instantly block duplicates because they were gonna ‘steal from them’. Another openly told me they wanted to steal a duplicate’s about page because of the stylish way they did it. When they eventually made a new blog, they did steal it. This person also came back from hiatus in order to ‘be better than the currently active duplicates’.

5. Forces ships.

This seems like an obvious one. People that do not care about your preferences and have no regard for your opinion are not good. One of these people would constantly send me shippy asks and stuff, despite me telling them I didn’t want to ship our muses. They would send me art and everything. And when I didn’t answer their asks and stuff, they would guilt trip me. They would act like I was a bad friend because I wouldn’t ship with them. I ended up feeling so bad that I did ship with them, despite the ship making me uncomfortable. I saw it as platonic and they forced it to be sexual.

6. Bribes you with graphics.

I love getting graphics from people and I love making them for people. But some people will use such things to attempt to make you forget them treating you like shit. 

7. Bringing up personal issues and triggers only during an argument. 

  Toxic people only refer to their issues when they want to guilt trip you. There’s nothing wrong with someone opening up to a partner or you telling someone when they’ve triggered you by mistake. However, some will insist triggers and such with no prior instances (as in, it never triggered them before or they never mentioned this personal issue) until it is convenient to guilt you. 

8. Constantly plays the victim.

When anything happens, it’s unfair to them. They quickly try to turn every situation into abuse towards them. They will often imply self-harm or suicide is going to be tried out in public so people will comfort them and openly hate the people that ‘wronged’ them. 

9. Talks about how bad the fandom is constantly.

  When someone seems to have a personal beef with everyone in a fandom, be cautious. Sometimes these people will lie to you about people they’ve wronged and get you to block them with no evidence. If you speak to people they dislike, they will quickly have a sob story ready. If it’s one or two people, perhaps it is past drama. But if almost the entire fandom is to be blocked in order to interact with you, maybe you’re the problem. 

10. You receive multiple warnings about said person from friends/other partners.

I entered a small fandom and befriended someone. All they did was shit talk the other people in the fandom. Several different people attempted to warn me and I defended them like an idiot because they were nice to me. It didn’t last and I regretted it. I tried to warn someone else about them when they started talking, which was met with hostility. Later on, this person apologized because they did the same damn things to them.

11. Tries to force you to be exclusive.

  When someone constantly praises you but talks about how uncomfortable duplicates make them to the point that they convince you to drop partners. Red flag. This person wants to isolate you. 

12. Uses your illnesses/triggers/personal history against you.

During most of this drama, I was relapsing hardcore into my illness and self-harm. I had one person attempt to guilt me because I wasn’t “excited enough about the stuff they sent me.” this was the same person that was forcing me to ship with them. They basically tried to use the fact that I was suicidal in an attempt to make me feel even worse about not enjoying the shippy stuff. I also one time confessed something bad I had done to a partner and they attempted to blackmail me into smutting with them by claiming they would tell an irl friend about it since I rped with my friend and people knew we lived together at that point. 

13.  Has loyal friends that always seem to harass people they don’t like and make them the victim. 

  A girl followed one of these people without realizing that the mun hated her because they were friends on their old blog. When she asked why they were ignoring her, they sent all their friends to tell her how toxic and shitty she was for ‘harassing him’, even though she wasn’t. 

14. Sends others to fight their battles for them. 

One of these people sent their boyfriend to attack me. They wildly accused me of things I hadn’t done. I thought they sent the message to the wrong person. This person commonly sent their friends after people. 

15. Posts constant callouts for every minor thing with NO proof or anything. 

  No caps, no nothing. Just their word. 

16. Accuses you of being toxic.

Someone claimed that I was toxic for ‘only writing with them to get followers’, despite the fact that I followed them when they jumped from blog to blog. All the things they ended up accusing me of were false, which led me to believe all the previous drama they were in were probably all bullshit too.

17. Claims you are nothing without them. 

“I made your theme/icons/header. Without me your blog would be ugly.” “You only have partners because I write with you.” “Nobody else would write with you.”

18. Makes everything about them.

If you’re sick and post that you don’t feel like coming online, it was a personal attack on them! Break up with your s/o and post about it. Liar! It’s actually a vague about them! Bad day at work/school? MUST BE A COVER UP TO SHIT TALK THEM. 

19. Sends anon hate to themselves or claims they receive hate with no proof that they actually do, i/e never capping or publishing it. 

  This is more common than I thought. 

20. Accuses everyone of being jealous/ripping them off. 

  One person accused me of stealing a verse from them, despite the fact that the verse was simply a pre-story verse regarded within the canon. Some people accuse duplicates with any similar ideas as “thieves”. 

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My fav part of death stranding is the black beach sludge tar from the eyes giving characters that teen disconnected mall goth look, as a treat

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I love how in Death Stranding you'll deliver your first package to someone named the Astronomer and he'll immediately be all, 'Who the fuck are you? Fragile? Bridges? Fuck them and fuck you. I'll take this package but I'm not joining shit. I've been on my own for decades and buddy you best believe I'll be on my own until I cause a voidout. I don't need you or anyone, so get out of my face!'

And then thirty seconds later, like Sam is still in eyesight of the shelter, Sam's cuffs beep and it's an email from the Astronomer with a subject line like 'WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU LOOKED AT THE STARS?' followed by eight paragraphs where he cries about the rings of Saturn.

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Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar

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( ONLY GOD FORGIVES, I DON'T. ) do you think coming to kneel in a church every chance you got forgives you of the wrong you've done? think again, motherfucker, people don't forget the time you've nailed them on the cross and how you left them behind to die. pay your fucking dues and maybe God will think you're finally able to be forgiven. ©

an original character based on the junior deputy from far cry 5, recognized as the other deputy. comes with other verses, but fair warning that there's a lot of the internal workings of a traumatized man reconciling with his faith, defining his sexuality, and balancing the act of restraint in the face of evil.

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Talking to @himncskur about a certain post of hers and how piercings only make sense. But it’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never mentioned that Joel had his tongue pierced (by Kai) as a teenager. It’s been removed post his college years in most verses but he 💯 still has it in his Cyberpunk 2077 verse. It’s nothing crazy, just a little stud/barbell that matches the piercings in his ears. And yes the mans had enough practice with it to safely and creatively use it on partners who also have piercings 😌. It did take practice though and he definitely has some funny stories for anyone who asks.

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sb: *tries to tell me what to do* everyone else in the room: good luck with that

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independent.  private.  selective.  original character. a strzyga of polish/slavic lore and original lore.

written by kylie.  28 years old, female. rules && about ( about page includes verses )

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Follow up to this post & I do plan to do a full DETAILS pic set of Joel later once I’ve tweaked his in game appearance a little bit but for now TEEF.