themoonking
themoonking
harenam non amo
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themoonking · 1 hour ago
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sketch page comm for @mechbones + @maplesyruplover ! thank you so much <3
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themoonking · 15 hours ago
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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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themoonking · 17 hours ago
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themoonking · 20 hours ago
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I have no idea who or what carhartt is but i always see big boys wearing em so they have my full support
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themoonking · 23 hours ago
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its so hard to critique poorly written female characters without someone coming out of the woodwork to be like "yeah FUCK that bland bitch mary sue she ruined the franchise" like hm. no actually i dont want to be aligned with you actually. i'm good over here.
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themoonking · 1 day ago
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Elvis who is your favorite The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings character
Woah mama I love the little Bimbo guy hummina hummina hummina
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themoonking · 2 days ago
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edit: second pic inspired by what happens in vegas by onlydance ! :)
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themoonking · 2 days ago
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i was looking around the cage for my fourth rat until...
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themoonking · 2 days ago
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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror
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themoonking · 2 days ago
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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themoonking · 2 days ago
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a grown adult just came into the nature center and left a fish carcass on a table
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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comic
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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themoonking · 3 days ago
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Do NOT separate!!
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