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we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

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new contender for best community note of all time

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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Paleo art inspired by Minoan frescoes

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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

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Decided to start a series called 50 shades of Ace

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average gothamite google search results

bruce wayne in the batman (2022) template: x, x | insp: x, x

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I watch this show for One Character The rest are a cool addition tho

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

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hey jun i remembered tumblr existed so i want u to look up lego piece 32557

oh this is Epic.

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i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it