themouldypoet
themouldypoet
Mouldy Po
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⛓ Poet/Deadbeat ⛓ They/Them ⛓ PanRo ⛓ Prowl for kills and eating, recently cursed
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themouldypoet · 2 years ago
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Can't help but think of my Lincolnshire Dogman on cloudy nights like these..
What's a boy to do with all these houndish feelings?.. Weep? Sleep? Let a dog bite me? No thanks, rabies is bad.
Just gotta sit here, out on the porch, thinking of him. Again.
You get me? I know you do.
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themouldypoet · 2 years ago
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Me (not the lincolshire dogman): Sprinting though the local cricket field, bloody 1996 Beano in mouth.
Liberated, powerful, rare.
You (a cuckhold): At home playing tiktoks, whipping a naenae like the filth you be.
Pathetic.
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themouldypoet · 2 years ago
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Everybody going on about Mothman this Jersey Devil that... Not a soul out here fretting over the people's cryptid: The Lincolnshire Dogman!
I weep... I sob..
I howl.
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