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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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Here I am. Scrolling on tumblr for New years Eve. Have a great year, everybody. If mine started like this, I know where it's going.

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Someone let Donatello sleep before he tries to eat uranium, please.

-> Commissions || My Kofi || Tip Jar :) <-

Based on an anon ask way back about how 2003 Donny will just sleepily hand out dinosaur plushies to anyone close by if he gets too sleep deprived which I love the idea of. It’s cannon now.

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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rottmnt / tmnt and sexualization. 😬

a rant

tw: mentions of pedophilia and CP

It is absolutely crazy and unethical how easy it is to find NSFW art or writing without trying for any variety of TMMT, especially ROTTMNT.

TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles. TEENAGE. CHILDREN. MINORS.

Very unfriendly reminder that drawn or written CP is still CP and it is still illegal.

And don’t EVEN with the ‘teenagers are sexually active anyways 🤓.’ I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. That is true, HOWEVER, if said teenagers were to have photos, videos, or detailed writings of their sexual activity distributed (EVEN IF ITS SOLO) it is still ILLEGAL because they are minors. They as teenagers and any adults/people who KNOWINGLY consumed this media could get in very serious legal trouble.

I understand also being a teenager. Your hormones are all over the place and you’re still discovering and exploring what you’re into. It’s ok and normal to fantasize and think about fictional characters who are around your age.

KEEP. IT. TO. YOURSELF.

^ This point above does NOT include grown ass adults who partake in the making or consumption of NSFW media of the brothers or April as teenagers. There is absolutely NO excuse or ANYTHING to make it valid or ok in any form. It is still PORN centered around a MINOR. It is still pedophilia. Get mental help. *COUGH* NICO HAMATO *COUGH*

Don’t EVEN get me started on the nasty ass fucking TCEST shit because that’s a whole other post to be made.

Obviously, this does not include or pertain to the Future! Turtles or April. If you really must, it is SO easy to age up characters (as long as you are VIEWING THEM AS/MAKING THEM LOOK OLDER and NOT just making them 18+ so you don’t get called out.)

If you don’t agree with this post, my blog is NOT for you. Don’t argue with me in the replies or dms, just block me.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Character Introduction: Mandy Rose

Mandy is an overworked mad scientist whose experiments always fail. A experiment exploded causing dark matter to merge with her body. He's never going to be able to get rid of it. But hey, They can shapeshift now.

Age: 20

Pronouns: She/He/They

Theme:

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REBLOG TO PISS OFF TRANSPHOBES

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source

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Me.

Spider Monkey sitting on a Capybara.

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Pls

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Reblog if you hate your siblings, especially your twin.

And if you hate this bitch.

@bettertwin9000

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If you see a button, press it. -Mikey

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Mel's going on a date! She wanted to show you her outfit. How does she look?

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I was supposed to finish this earlier but yeah =v= This was probably more clever in my head~

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Imagine if TMNT 2003 got a soft reboot/remake intended for "mature" audiences (hopefully something similar to Netflix's Castlevania series or The Legend of Vox Machina in terms of quality and not Velma) and at one point in the reveal trailer it's like "Did we mention it's not 4Kids?" after which it's just a montage of

Mikey, facing an absolutely disgusting monster: "Aw, shit."

Raph, to Leo: "Yeah, yeah, fuck off, Fearless Leader." Leo: "What the hell, Raph?"

Mikey: "Fuck!"

Raph: "Shit."

Hun: "Son of a bitch."

Casey: "Fuckin' GOONGALA!"

*Don throwing up* Leo: "Are you okay, Don—" *Don throwing up even more*

Splinter: "This is why I gave up on the swear jars."

*Raph and Leo coming into the lair soaked in blood* Mikey: "Whoa, what the hell happened to you two?" Raph: "None of your fuckin' business."

Don: "Does it ever hit you that we're basically running around naked?" Mikey: "I'd say humans are the weird ones for needing clothes."

*Shredder laughing maniacally while blood sprays everywhere*

*Leo screaming in pain as a loud slicing sound is heard*

*Stockman getting mutilated onscreen*

*All four turtles giving a flipping off implication to a confused Hun*

*April cracking open a beer* Raph: Can I have one? April: How old are you? Raph: Not legal. April: Then no. Raph: God damn it.