thenarwhalgal

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Was on the metro for like three hours today and some old lady blasted specifically and only the chorus of Sweet Caroline like five or so times.

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Damn bro....

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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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15 hour flight tomorrow, I’m sitting in the middle seat.

It’s gonna be great.

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Saw Hadestown today. If you don’t know, it’s based off of the myth of a city boy, Orpheus, who falls in love with a small town girl living in a lonely world named Eurydice.

They took the midnight train on the road to Hell.

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Damn bitch you live like this?

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this is my first and probably only deltarune fanart please enjoy it

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60357301/chapters/170993932

Chapter 25 of I just wanna be the comic relief! Yay!

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trying to clean your room can be really daunting and stressful, but you don't have to clean the whole room all in one go.

If you pick up just one thing off the floor, wipe away a little bit of dust, take any dishes to the sink, or anything of the sort, then you have successfully cleaned a bit of your room! It doesn't have to be done all in one burst and every little dent you make will result in a slightly cleaner room

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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>be me, massive egg

>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes

>have a type that i have to hots for

>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby

>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier

>mfw i became my type

>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men

>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes

>mfw past me is now my type

>wtf

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they spent billions on this

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That sounds like somebody who doesn’t like fish sticks

"there's plenty of fish in the sea!" FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT TO FUCK A FISH

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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward