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"Okay, just don’t. You can’t say stuff like that to me. Ever."

               who does she thinks she is ? " It's NOT YOU what decide of what I should or shouldn't talk."

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“Ummm… First of all, RUDE. Second of all, I could’ve sworn you were in that room with us, Chanel. There’s no need to get all… C R A Z Y.”

"What the FUCK you want number six ?" Her patience was from slim to nothing. She didn't trust in hester, there is no way in hell she would.

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Because truly grinding down a body takes a lot of work. You need a really good food processor and you run the risk of fouling the plumbing, which is why you should only do it if you know how to clear out meat and bones from a drainpipe. Each of these plans has its drawbacks, but don’t worry—

                                   I’m willing to help in any way possible.

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Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.

“As far as I know, I don’t record asking your opinion.”

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*watches chanel as she sleeps, hovering over the bed with a large knife*

 *wakes up, seeing you with a knife, yelling hysterically* 

WTF U DOING, YOU WHORE?! TAKE THIS KNIFE OUT OF YOUR MOM, GODDAMNIT!

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’ I’m sorry, were you not in that room? ’

“ NO, you DUMB ASS BITCH!”

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I’m glad I amuse you.

“And WHO deluded you?”

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [11/20] female characters • Chanel Oberlin “I am a kind and devoted and loving friend to all. I’m not some crazed psychopath.”

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TWILIGHT(2008) QUOTES

rawrmeansmemes:

Could you act human? Okay, I have neighbors. 

I’m glad I amuse you.

I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

Look, You gotta give me some answers.

I… I feel very protective of you.

You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.

I only said it’d be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t wanna be.

It means if you were smart, you’d stay away from me.

Okay well let’s say for argument sake that I’m not smart, would you tell me the truth?

Why did you hate me so much when we met?

I dream about being with you forever.

Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.

I’m not even sure that’s legal.

You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you.

You are my life now.

I hate you for making me want you so much.

I’d rather die than to stay away from you.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

I’m sorry, I’m just - I’m just trying to figure you out, you’re very difficult for me to read.

You can’t leave me!

Shh… Where else would I go?

We can’t be apart.

Okay, just don’t. You can’t say stuff like that to me. Ever.

I don’t like it. He looks at you like… you’re something to eat.

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get to know me meme: favorite female characters [5/10] - Chanel Oberlin

“Woah, you dumb bitches got me - Chanel, a Chanel Classic Flap Crocodile Purse? That is bizzare. I mean, that’s like bringing pineapples to Hawaii! You know Uncle Karl gives me Chanel swag for free, right? Why would you feel the need to waste $13,000 buying me something I already have?”

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Send a “🌹” if Your Muse thinks Mine is Beautiful/Handsome | @caell

❛ Of  course,  I’m  beautiful.  You are not  even  crazy  in  say  otherwise.❜  

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hellsvcks:

arm extended to reveal the outfit sonya had picked out: a high waisted pink skirt paired with a silk, peter pan-collared blouse. she noted the tense way chanel gripped her phone, and for a moment, she panicked – chanel had to be texting chad. she’d never admit it, but she could sense the suspicion in the air. ‘ what do you think of this ? this shade of pink looks so cute on you ! …but if you don’t like it, i can go get something else ? ‘ 

                   chanel  was  in  bad  temper  this  day,  honestly  she  wanted  the  presence  of  the  others  idiots  she  refuses  to  know  their  names.  (  but  she  knew,  well  part  of  them ) .  but  then  when  number  two  arrived  with  her  outfits,  she  took  a  deep  breath,  she  visibly  seems   she  would   blast  anytime  soon.  she  forced  a  smile  on  her  face  &... ❛  Today is  NOT  pink  color,  although  pink  suits  with  me... Can  you  pick  my  blue  oufit,  number  two ? ❜ she  gritted  her  teeth,  as  she  back  to  peer  up  her  phone.   chad,  didn't  text  her  when  he  promised  her,  &  it  was  making  her  angry.  as  if  it  wasn’t  enough  that  dumb  cheater  bitch,  ruined  her  breakfast.

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Send a “🌹” if Your Muse thinks Mine is Beautiful/Handsome

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’ Does this work for you? ’

THE PROPOSAL SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Duh, NO! ❜ her  tone  as  if  she  was  so  obvious.  

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