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@jasonbasedow: on a scale of 1-10 how fucking annoying is it to get sick right before the weekend?

@theodorecooper: on a scale of 1-10 how fucking annoying is @jasonbasedow?

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Esme: this is really awkward..

Esme: but I think I left my underwear in your room after that party.

Esme: it was Victoria Secrets.. guess she wasn't keeping my secret that night.

Theodore: im sure it's in with the pile of other girls underwear, take your pick.

Theodore: she never keeps secrets

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“What?” He questioned, shooting a glare as he took another sip out of the mug in his hand. “It’s like you’ve never seen a guy in a towel drink a cup of coffee at 8pm before. Let me live, the steps to the house have a nice vibe.” 

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heidicppr:

she straightened herself out after the expected shove. “ like a normal human being, ” she explains, “ yeah, sure, but you could also get a degree and actually learn something. but then again - what do i know ? you can only be a slacker for so long. ”

A mocking laugh escaped the brunette’s lips before an intentional over-exaggerated eye roll. “Sorry, what? -- Couldn’t hear you over all that ugly.” He spoke, shifting his stance. “How do we even have the same genes?” 

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hldnsplmn:

“hey, Cooper.” Holden had been standing there, watching as the other male spoke to himself. it wasn’t an intentional stalker moment, he just wasn’t too sure if his eyes were deceiving him or not. taking a drink from the paper coffee cup that he held onto loosely, he took a step back out of pure embarrassment on his own behalf. “you uh…you back for the rest of the semester, man?”

When the other males voice broke him out of his daze, he glanced over to give him a shrug. “We’ll see. You know me and my disappearing acts -- just can’t get enough time on the outside.” A chuckle escaped his lips as he raised an eyebrow nonchalantly, “I can’t tell if you’re happy or absolutely devastated I’m back. -- Bittersweet, eh? I know. You’ll be fine, I won't rag on you too hard just yet.” 

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                    heidi cooper moodboard ( 2 / ∞ )   +   theo cooper.   @theocoop

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“ stop acting like the antagonist in a mtv sitcom, ” she tells him with the roll of her eyes and a small scoff as she adjusted the bag on her shoulder before crossing her arms over her chest, “ you’re back to get a degree, dumbass. ” 

Narrowing his eyes at the petite brunette, he gave her a light shove with his hip. “Our lives have practically been a badly narrated soap opera. How else do you think I should act?” He mused, groaning softly. “Fuck the degree, I could be the head of any company I bought out in a minute. I’ve been skating by for years, ‘Lil Coop -- circling you like the piranha I am.” 

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---- tag drop

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Shifting his stance as he glanced around, a huff escaped his pouted lips. He’d known the day was coming for weeks and yet -- even standing back on campus was enough to make his skin crawl. “Guess I’m back to fuck shit up,” He murmured under his breath, adjusting the backpack on his shoulder. There was only so long he could hide away in lavish hotels around the world, it was time to face the music -- and the annoying ignorant people around campus he’d rather suffocate than talk to. 

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“That would be because clearly you are a moron, and a sucker for a good lie. Next time you decide to tell me a story, can you at least make it worth my while?” 

      “i gave ten dollars today to a homeless guy with a dog who has decided to set up near my apartments. on my way home i saw him driving a brand new car and pulling into a liquor store. so now i’m short ten dollars and i feel like a moron.”

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“You say that like I actually give a shit whether or not you think it’s right. Now -- I will continue to dip my eggs in ketchup and pray you fall into the nearest hole so I no longer have to hear your nauseating voice critiquing me.” 

“Wh– what the hell did you do? That’s just NOT right!”

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“Do you often dance in other people’s offices, or is it just my lucky day?” 

“Whoever’s playing the music should turn the volume up! Honestly, I could dance to this song all night and never get tired of it.“