I recently got that arm implant birth contol, or as I like to call it my four year insurance policy against responsibility
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I just figured out one of my all time favorite series was deleted off ao3. Why??????
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I just realized I'm still following and reading a fanfic that I started over 5 years.
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I fucked up.
I FUCKED UP
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Bisexual PSA
Just because you’ve never kissed or done anything sexual with the same gender doesn’t make you any less bi.
I’ve known I was bi since 7th grade, but I didn’t have a sexual experience with a woman until this month(I’m 21).
It doesn’t matter if you’ve only dated or had relations with one gender, there is no to-do list to qualify as bisexual.
You are valid.
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i haven’t been on tumblr in so long that when i typed tu and hit enter, it brought me to the google page for tu
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buffering more like suffering
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Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
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I used to always be prepared for anything in high school but now I'm 20something and flying by the seat of my parts and idk when it changed
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“You’re about this fat, see?” (via schizoduckie)
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Don't grow up too fast. I know everyone says it, but slow down and enjoy your childhood. All these firsts you're experiencing can be scary, but they're also fun and exciting. Time flies, and you'll have jobs and responsibilities and kids soon enough, so just take the time to enjoy your freedom.
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unpopular opinion
the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you
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As someone who works at Costco: Costco does not fuck around.
Costco doesnt fuck around
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WA state AG responds to Donald Trump [x]
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