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what could have been..

coming back🎶🎶🎶

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"C'mon Luci you know I don't go anywhere without my best girl around. Besides we both do need some time away from home."

Adam answered as he took his robe off to change into something more comfortable.

"Can't you ask one of your chefs or servants to make something for us? I'm starved from trying to figure out who did I get pregnant. Even Lute rummaged with through the list of the people I fucked to see who's most likely of the Morningstars' to be pregnant."

Adam turns to Lute and gestures at her "isn't that right, Dangertits?" Lute nods in response.

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Well this was a lovely sight .. Adam on his knees for once - instead of the other way around — he really should just leave him though to his fate . He fucked himself literally !

But well.. If Adam got smighted who would keep him company at night ?

“.. ugh Fine you can hide out at my place for a while it’s not like anyone comes to visit me anyway..”

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Some days are like

Cause you crave human interaction about certain stuff with certain people

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Lol I have the same headcanon and also I imagine him saying stuff that would get anyone cancelled online but that doesn't happen to him because of being the first man

i have many adam headcanons but one of my favourite headcanons of adam is that he is an unintentional shitposter who would put things like this on his official Adam Firstman's Awesome Band page on instagram. i also don't think he would use the internet very often so it would go viral because he posted after 5 months silence and it's just this, no caption, no explanation. just this

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SON OF A BITCH

GOD LIKES ME

I AM THE BEST

FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

SUCK ON MY DICK

I'M PERFECT

I AM THE BEST

FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

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WAR

"It makes no difference what men think of war. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way."

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As Adam got Luci's permission he immediately jumped up and pecked his lips then he proceeded to make a phone call to someone

"Yo, Dangertits! .....yeah, get the couch -oh and don't forget the stuff"

In not less than a minute the doorbell rang and Adam stormed to the door and opened it. He was greeted by his Lieutenant who single-handedly was carrying all of their stuff, from furniture to clothes and daily supplies. Lute stepped in and pushed Lucifer aside to put their stuff down. She then crashed on the the couch.

"Good! Everything's nice and settled" Adam exclaimed as he too crashed onto the sofa beside Lute

"Oh, Luci! could you order some pizza for us?"

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Well this was a lovely sight .. Adam on his knees for once - instead of the other way around — he really should just leave him though to his fate . He fucked himself literally !

But well.. If Adam got smighted who would keep him company at night ?

“.. ugh Fine you can hide out at my place for a while it’s not like anyone comes to visit me anyway..”

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Adam immediately fell on his knees and actually begged Lucifer

"please bro you can't just leave me like this! I need some help!"

The high and might first man was pleading to save his ass from paying child support

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Lucifer rolled his eyes as he notice Adam staring at his chest , “hey heeey focus here —- “ he sighed .

“.. uh… I might have put on a bit more weight lately — I have been eating a lot more actually ..” he stares down at his chest and gently prods at himself.

He should work out more .

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"hmmm I... don't know why but.. I have a feeling it might be Sera.. like I could be wrong but I can't get the image of a enormous black dick out of my head"

Adam pondered whether it was a Morningstar brother or someone who was too close as a mother figure to them.

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Lucifer rolled his eyes as he notice Adam staring at his chest , “hey heeey focus here —- “ he sighed .

“.. uh… I might have put on a bit more weight lately — I have been eating a lot more actually ..” he stares down at his chest and gently prods at himself.

He should work out more .

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Adam's gaze intensifies to a Godly unholy level and something interesting escapes his mouth

"damn.. they remind me of Gabe's smooth boobies that I fondle every twice a week"

Finally snaps out of it.

''yeah and the person probably was.. earing something.. white with.. probably darkish..? I don't know man I just gotta buy milk I can't handle all this shit"

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Lucifer rolled his eyes as he notice Adam staring at his chest , “hey heeey focus here —- “ he sighed .

“.. uh… I might have put on a bit more weight lately — I have been eating a lot more actually ..” he stares down at his chest and gently prods at himself.

He should work out more .

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Adam cartoonishly rubs his chin trying to recollect what they looked like

"they... they were tall.. and... uhhhh''

Adam trails off and starts staring at Lucifer's chest

"hey did the boys grow?"

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"Hey Luci... I.. uhh there's something I wanna say.." Adam fidgets with his robe as he tries to speak out his distress "It's serious and.. I don't want you to get mad but.." Adam is afraid to break the news to him but he has to because eventually Lucifer will find out about it.

"I think your brother is pregnant"

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"THAT'S THE PROBLEM! I can't remember which one it was.. I was too drunk when they came up to me and told me that I got them pregnant."

Adam was really worried he'd have to pay for child support and he didn't want to do any of that shit! He would have done the classic 'I need to buy milk' move but yet he wanted to tell Lucifer about this out of the very littlest respect he has for his favorite blond twig before leaving to get milk.

"your not the first angel I banged you know, right?"

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"Hey Luci... I.. uhh there's something I wanna say.." Adam fidgets with his robe as he tries to speak out his distress "It's serious and.. I don't want you to get mad but.." Adam is afraid to break the news to him but he has to because eventually Lucifer will find out about it.

"I think your brother is pregnant"

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@more-things-in-heaven-hell

"Hey Luci... I.. uhh there's something I wanna say.." Adam fidgets with his robe as he tries to speak out his distress "It's serious and.. I don't want you to get mad but.." Adam is afraid to break the news to him but he has to because eventually Lucifer will find out about it.

"I think your brother is pregnant"

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"Oh well the reason is simple:

Your a twink."

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Aaand then in comes Adam with the Horny !!

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What!? Could you blame me!? You got good eyes as if your purposefully seeking for attention, you man whore!

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Aaand then in comes Adam with the Horny !!

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Me and my Bro chilling

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I wanna learn animation just so that I can make a bunch of Eden Poly animatics. My first one most likely gonna be Adam and Lilith singing shallow from a star is born by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper

(Viv actually said in a stream that she wanted Gaga as Lilith's voice actress)