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I cannot wait to read the next chapter of novocaine because um it’s an absolute masterpiece? please if you can, drop chapter two. 🤍✨

it’s mostly done. i just have to stop being lazy and actually finish it 😭 i’ll try to muster the motivation to do that!

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“If love were a language then the only one I know how to speak is the one we wrote together.”

Hey, so that’s actually insane. I physically sputtered and GUFFAWED reading that, and then clasp a hand over my chest and said “PARDON?” That fic absolutely wrecked me, holy hell. In my head, they lived happily ever after.

😭😭😭 sometimes i write a thing and im like “damn i almost sound professional” i’m so glad you liked it, thank you for reading!!! 💜

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thank you so much!!! 😭💜

𝔽𝕚𝕔 ℝ𝕖𝕔𝕤

Mattheo Riddle

literally anything by @redeemingvillains

Conrad Fisher

Back to you by @grapejuicestyless

Ocean Eyes by @cryonme

Luke Castellan

Parent Trap universe by @sayoneee

literally anything by @sunsburns

literally anything by @ma1dita

the killerverse by @tangledinlove

literally anything by @supercutszns

literally anything by @amoreva

Theodore Nott

flustered and blushing by @amourane

hate the way you smile by @amourane

literally anything by @theonotti

literally anything by @obsessedwithceleste

to die in your arms tonights by @cherrixpie

accismus by @cherrixpie

eyes wide open by @spectorgram

literally anything by @angelfic

literally anything by @illbegottenfaith

I'll update this when I remember a few more...

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The propaganda really couldn't be more blatant could it...

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Novocain pt 2 when🥲

omfg i have so much of it written, it’s basically almost done. ill have to go back to it

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Maggie Smith as the fairy queen Titania, “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” (1977)

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wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

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Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

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i have never in my life been more of a filthy fucking whore

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Lowkey need him to stomp on my head

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the idea of standing in between a man’s legs who’s just been in a fight and is all bruised and battered while tending to his wounds …. all while his hand (a hand that is usually rough and malicious) is gently placed on the back of your thigh, just below your ass …. he’s looking at you as if you’ve hung the moon in the sky ……….. it gets me going

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Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

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the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

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oh god

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