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It's the first day of class and you have to sit next to one of these five bozos, who you pickin

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John Michael Osbourne, 1948 - 2025

In love together

We found a way

But soon the world

Had its evil way

Rest in Peace, Ozzy ✌️

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(old man voice) I remember when slop used to mean something

got called 'furslop' the other day lol

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Ronnie James Dio July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

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Kris when they find out the player uses fucking Debian

synergy

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Bro Deltarune is so cool I wish having IRL friends was real

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FELLAS

should I art again

it's been like a billion years

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Oh my god he's literally me with my retro multiplayer discord wtf I'm gonna cry

kid who wants to be a cowboy vs a man so hyperfixated on them he literally made an entire town do cowboy cosplay with him

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GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDAH

between two

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I'm envisioning an AU where Kris dies and Susie goes back to her old violent ways and she gets progressively worse, that would go crazy

got like 75% through rendering and realized the flats just look better... lets kill Kris, i wanna know how Susie and others will react.

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Oh my god that's actually so adorable what the hell

kid who wants to be a cowboy vs a man so hyperfixated on them he literally made an entire town do cowboy cosplay with him

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I love shaggy hair I love shaggy hair I love shaggy hair I love shaggy hair I love shaggy hair I love shaggy hair

...I want my shaggy hair back

say what's on your mind

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I saw this shit the other day on YouTube and at first I was surprised people were still doing shipping wars in the big '25 but then I remembered: it's the big '25, people will argue about fucking anything on social media

Instagram deltarune fans pmo so bad cause its always "Krusie shippers are crying suselle for the win" and "How could you ship Kriselle after this Suselle is so canon"

Baby's first fandom?? Be respectful of other ships. You can praise one without bringing down another. Its fine if you read one dynamic as platonic and someone reads it as romantic and vice versa. It doesnt matter. Respect them and leave them alone. We dont need ship wars in fucking deltarune.

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I haven't played Undertale Yellow, is this real

kid who wants to be a cowboy vs a man so hyperfixated on them he literally made an entire town do cowboy cosplay with him

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so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳

to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl xoxo

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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—

     Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—

     Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—

     Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

- Martin Niemöller

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I don't remember System Shock 2 SHODAN having botox injections

Anyone else notice SHODAN going from System Shock 1 to 2 had a glow-up like you wouldn’t believe?

In just 5 years went from gross pulsating cyber-jellyfish creature to Victoria’s Secret model