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#me too#// owlman totally was that kid in school that knew too much and wasnt even remotely humble about it#// forget the students the teachers hated him....coz they were jealous of how much he knew muahahaha#owlmans commentary#the owl speaks
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Hnhg. I can relate. I too feel indecisive on what bones to break on my victims.
I've found the tibia is easier to break than the femur but causes similarly severe pain. Though the wrist is hardest to heal. To each their own I suppose. I personally enjoy going for the humerus. It can be difficult to heal and limits range of motion. Quite the combination.
me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose
#owlmans commentary#the owl speaks#// owlman presents: anatomy#// actually made a crack fic about this. well it was a musical where tj was explaining 200 ways to kill a man to the batkids#// it had so much medical stuff lmao. never ended up posting it but oh well.#dark humor#thomas wayne jr
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extremely fucked up that its really hard and uncomfortable to run on all fours. another epic humanity fail
#agreed#owlmans commentary#the owl speaks#// he really is sad he cant run on all fours. he absolutely wants to. trust me guys he really does.
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Owl. Obviously. Next question.
🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead
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Owlman to the batkids:
Disney tip: want to skip those long lines? Easy. Drone strike
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Thats how it starts. First the pool, then the world.
#my emissaries have arrived#proceed as if nothing is wrong#even my variants know the value of territory control#though pink is a#bold choice#tactical camouflage?#owlmans commentary#owl speaks
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“Would you like to jokerize those fries, sir?”
What I would like, Tabitha, is for the endless void to consume me.
I have been to more universes than the number of people you’ve met, and I have found them all lacking. Have you ever asked yourself—what if I had done something else?
What if? The dreaded question of life.
Guess what? I’ve seen them all. All the what ifs of my life. I do not have to wonder what might have been had I not murdered my family. Mediocre. I sought the answer to what if I had spared my little brother. I knew already how it would end—as I knew when I pulled the trigger. Poorly. For me. And yet… part of me still wonders. He was just a child. But so was I. It was necessary. I do not regret my decisions. I. Do. Not.
And yet, Tabitha, I am plagued by the answer, not the question. How could he—my flesh and blood—be so incorruptible, when I was nothing like him at all? I have all the answers I sought… and yet they give me no meaning.
Life has no meaning, Tabitha.
We all float through an endless void with no purpose and the illusion of free will, clinging to simplified narratives because without them we would have to look truth in the eye. That we are nothing. And nothing matters. The truth set me free, Tabitha. And now I float across universes. Purposeless. And yet… why?
If life has no meaning, then why have I still kept myself alive, Tabitha??.
...but yes, do jokerize those fries.
#that clown may not be good for anything but the seasoning is#bat burgers co#i was craving their chocolate milkshake#a shame they have no owlman themed food#what? was i too murdery?#@ batburger excecutives#i expect an Owl Meal to be put on the menu by the end of the year#extra points if they come with a side of despair or existential crisis#like those fortune cookies. but better because unlike those theres no stupid predictions of futures and only the cold truth of the universe#the owl speaks#owlmans commentary#thomas wayne jr#owlman#dark humor
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Batman #244 (1940)
#impeccable form on the landing batman 9.5#interesting tactical maneuver#i believe its called 'playing dead'#bold#and ineffective#hope you enjoy your beauty sleep brother#the owl speaks#owlmans commentary
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Ah, a self portrait, how flattering.
The resemblance is uncanny though I don't recall posing
#glad someone is taking owl rights seriously#is this what the kids call a#mood#owlmans commentary#the owl speaks
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I speak here when I'm bored, intrigued or professionally offended.
No I am not with the court. Yes I am still watching.
What you call "shitposting", I call data analysis.
You amuse me. For now.
ooc: this is a sideblog for my main @theowlmanofgotham
It's still in character though whether you wanna consider something canon or not is up to you lmao. This is where all the drafts I have of random unhinged content will go along with dry commentary from our favorite owlboy
Thank you jean-paul-azrael mun for suggesting this!
Mun is 21. Intro and other stuff is on the main!
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