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[theportablejohn]

I'm on Instagram as @mztinkerfellah. Get the app and follow me https://www.instagram.com/mztinkerfellah

I guess

[theportablejohn]

[theportablejohn]

OK I don't understand shit. I hope someone wants to make a show or something, let's get stupid

[theportablejohn]

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! https://www.twitch.tv/theportablejohn?sr=a

[theportablejohn]

WOULD YOU FUCKING EITHER MOVE IT, MAKE IT CLEARER, OR GO TO FUCKING CHURCH AND DO NOTHING THERE.

[theportablejohn]

[theportablejohn]

You all painted me as something I'm not because you wanted money. I want money too. Instead I will be court ordered into therapy. My sister's are scared of me and think I'm a pedophile. I have been stalked and harassed. I'm a drug addict, I have been pimped and tricked out, and I will have to apologize for it. Or I will lose this time with my mother in her twilight. I believe in Jesus now. But I worship Satan. And if this bullshit is real I will take each one of you through hell along with everything you love. Fuck your winters I hope they are frost bitten and your skies always gray. FUCKING RANCID THINGS.

[theportablejohn]

Meeting invite: Teleportin' Juan is inviting you to a meeting

To join the meeting on Google Meet, click this link:

https://meet.google.com/dte-buwp-fax

Or open Meet and enter this code: dte-buwp-fax

[theportablejohn]

Which fucking idiot thought that keeping a stupid memes away from me, and you knew plenty well how to find me, was a fucjing good idea? It doesn't matter but fuck let's utilize it you asswipes

[theportablejohn]

I was today years old when I learned I was a memes.

[theportablejohn]

gist.githubusercontent.com/pmarreck/28b3049a1a70b8b4f2eaff4466d0c76a/raw/8a6825f0fab64d9b2a673e933df4884870825abc/randompass.js. why was this what came from this : Oblivious man, imminent car impact, unicorn driver, cherubim descent, golden headphones, Zapp's "Blow That Thang", spiritual liberation, cosmic voyage, universal symphony, ecstatic smile, teleportation, human-unicorn union, surreal, action-packed, psychedelic visuals, cosmic backdrops, transcendent atmosphere, dynamic motion, celestial beams, shimmering auras, interspecies romance, whimsical, *by Hayao Miyazaki and Terry Gilliam, 4K resolution, rendered in Unreal Engine* - the asterisk parts were never typed by me and everything was paraphrased. I simply married the unicorn, I hadn't bagged it's sweet zweet unicorn poontang yet

[theportablejohn]

Yep, everything still sucks. Great.

[theportablejohn]

Hi everyone. Brainwashing camp is awful on this end. Hope it's been fun and worth it on your side. XOXO, the shitter