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My MCU version of that Earth-3490 wedding kiss, where they get married after Endgame and everyone lives happily ever after. Part of @colonelrogers‘s Draw SteveTony In Your Style Challenge for #stevetonyseptember (inspiration under the cut)

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For all you game of thones fans out there...

We have this show in Denmark called Natholdet and Pilou Asbæk (Euron Greyjoy) has been asked to join in on the show. BUT he was asked to do a little acting as well... Whoever wrote this fanfiction, I salute you!

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Me coming to the slow realisation that nearly all of Ragnar’s sons are like gay

Bjorn and Halfdan (you are missed)

Ivar and Heahmund

Ubbe and Alfred

All we need is a nice man for Hvisterk and we got them all

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I suddenly thought about a fanfiction which would include Spideypool in highschool, there's a naked photo of Peter floating around and he has to move to a new school because of bulling and May getting a new job. But Flash finds the photo and start teasing Peter and stuff and shit goes down and very much angst. But of course there's Wade who'll be an asshole but turn out to maybe be a nice guy? All in all, no powers and a lot of problems and drama. Idk, thought it would be interesting to write about.

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happy early birthday

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How to other eye

ALRIGHT, so, I know a lot of people have trouble making eyes match. Yesterday I found out a way to make it significantly easier! Here’s a small guide.

Well, first of all, you have your face. mark where the eyes should be on it.

Then mark the corners of the eyes and go over the middle again, to make the next step easier

Alright, I know it sounds a bit crazy, but draw this shape, trying to make it as symmetrical as you can.

Draw the eyes using that shape as a guide and TA-DA! They match! For different eye shapes you tweak the angle of the two guide lines.

And it also helps with angles where the size and shape of the eye is distorted, you just put it in perspective.

I think the theory behind it is that the thing that makes it hard to make the eyes match is the angle of the corners, and this type of guideline helps make them even, which makes the eyes look symmetrical. Welp, here it is! I hope it helps someone!

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Not an Offical SU artist, but I thought I would lend out some of my knowledge of SU body types~ Enjoy!

Art © Sakicakes

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fuck the alt right, fuck nazis, fuck white nationalists and fuck conservative ideology as a whole.

im taking men in armor from their slimey history warping little fingers. good night alt right, knights are gay now so eat my shit and suck a dick.

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dogs-of-peace said: 

I am regularly disgusted by what I see in my Facebook feed.

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Ah yes. I had to listen to an “inspirational speaker” whose main message was “exercise and just stop taking pills!!!” a few weeks ago through a work event. Yay. Lovely. 

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SECRET FOOTAGE OF OLD MAN MAGNETO RECRUITING YOUNG POWERFUL MUTANTS TO THE BROTHERHOOD:

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This extremely rare Pepe almost went unnoticed but fate decided otherwise

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every time i think im moving away from harry potter a harry potter weekend comes along like mufasa in the clouds telling me to remember who i am

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iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:

Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope

Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack

the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded

“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”

Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin

Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives

Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)

Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter

the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes

basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything

Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone

Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive

Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.