therealcelestia

[therealcelestia]

My new tiktok cause the other got banned for hate speech?? 🙄🙄

[therealcelestia]

(*＞∇＜)ﾉ

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[therealcelestia]

New Law ☆☆

The use of sunblock or heat resitance is now strictly prohibited in equestria and the crystal empire! Anyone found using it will be burned on the spot!

Xoxo ur fave princess

[therealcelestia]

Jokes on you i visit the sun every tuesday, Gotta get my tan!

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[therealcelestia]

Okay 4 eyes

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[therealcelestia]

Go to the sun without sun block 🙄

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[therealcelestia]

Is that sans undertale L loser

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[therealcelestia]

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[therealcelestia]

Which of those poll options have you claimed in the past? All I see is rumors and fanfiction. I am unaware of you actually claiming anything other than the ability to control the sun. So you must be lying about that, because that is the only official claim on that list.

I never claimed to be dating discord that why i said secretly *wink wink*

Discordddd im howling at the moooooon

[therealcelestia]

Oh Celestia your back. How has it been?

Ive been marvelous, got my shine from the sun! And my hatred has been restored! Next time you see me I'll rule the world jk already do! Why do you think I consumed the crystal empire!

[therealcelestia]

"You've contracted a deadly infection known as stupidity QUARATINE TIME!!!"

Well well well if it isnt my arch nemsis.. im IMMUNE to your silly fillie diesease! Uno reverse bitch!

[therealcelestia]

Im gonna banish you to the sun xoxo

Mom: its time for bed Twilight, turn the light off!

MOM???

[therealcelestia]

I hate this bitch

Hello! If certain ponies ask this is Spike or the tree of harmony or a random magic school drop out that Twilight definitely doesn't have a grudge against pretending to be Twilight Sparkle. Not that anyone would ask, of course, and Twilight has definitely not noticed the increase in ponies monitoring her.

(had to delete other account)

[therealcelestia]

Fake ass bitches

Zipp's interrogation methods have become a little... controversial over the years.

[therealcelestia]

Yall missing out on this one

My Thirteen Reasons Why Elsa is Jesus

1. They both walk on water

2. They both have bad relationships with their dads

3. They both got long hair

4. They both have siblings that no one really cares about

5. Their both got alotta fans

6. Their both from along time along time ago

7. Their both a lil quirky

8. They both had alotta enemys

9. Both had murder attempts on them

10. Their both magical

11. They both have books about them

12. Theres were merch of the both of them

13. They both have gay fan fics about them

[therealcelestia]

Reasons Why I'm The Best Princess

1. Im not purple

2. I CONTROL the sun

3. I'm the only princess who showers

4. I'll banish you too the sun if you disagree

5. Im a angelic divine feminine demon mermaid whose in touch with my girlhood

6. I have a cool pet

7. I have not eaten any pony recently (twilight has)

8. Im a strong independent woman unlike twilight who needs her friends

9. I've never been evil (except that one time)

10. I DONT have any secret daughters