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Why are there so many #Elvises? Didn’t he #die in #1977? #question #elvis #elvisverse
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You fused the teleport. You sorted it. They can't come back. – I've just bought myself a little time. Still got to work out what they're doing before I can stop it.
DOCTOR WHO (2005– ) S06E12: Closing Time
#James….#it hurts when I see you on my television screen#as your brother I am happy for you and your success#but I cannot help but envy you#to see a face that mirrors mine living a life so glitzier than what I achieved#I am in your shadow James#and I think I always will be#James Corden#brother
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James Corden is not #skibidi. #james #sibling #emotionaltrauma
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Trans people are #skibidi! #trans #transgender #ally
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do you know what skibidi means mr condom?
Isn’t it an #adjective to denote something as #high-quality? #ask #tumblrask #skibiditoilet
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blowjob? More like Joe Bolb! #coworker
blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
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BREAKING NEWS: The WISNTVNews #office #toilet has #overflowed and the #toilet #water is pooling on the bathroom floor! #toilet #plumbing #notskibidi

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THIS JUST IN: I just had my #morning #coffee and my #zoloft! Starting the day #strong. #morningroutine #sertraline #coffeeyum
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This is my #wheel! It will decide who we #kill and #how! #joke #genzhumor #liamtoldmetopostthis #idontreallygetit #thoughimnotagenzertobefair
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No problem! We at #WISNTVNews love supporting #small #businesses!
We are announcing this weeks special, Partly Karen. Limited supply.
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BREAKING NEWS: This #butchery has unveiled a #limited-supply #special meal: Partly Karen! Though I have not eaten from this butchery myself, one look at their #Google #reviews speaks to their quality!
#Meat #fans, don’t let this #special #meat #treat pass you by!
We are announcing this weeks special, Partly Karen. Limited supply.
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THIS JUST IN: it has been #eight days since the newest installment in the beloved #fivenightsatFreddy’s series, #secretofthemimic, released! Praised for being a step up from the previous entry, #securitybreach, the game has achieved a Very Positive rating on #Steam in its first week + #one #day on the market.



#this just in#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#Edwin Murray#secret of the mimic#the mimic#the mimic fnaf#Jackie fnaf#jackie’s box
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Phwoah dads, have you considered interviewing some of the Elvii after you’ve finished with your quest to interview the croakerverse?
- @phannie-elvis
#Absolutely! I’d be #honored to interview any of the #kings #(gender neutral) #of #rock #and #roll!
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ow my neurones I didn't even know I had physical attributes and you're going through them like fucking goku
Is this a #reference to #something? If it #is, what is it #from?
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BREAKING NEWS: Goku
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Baxter spilled the #Slime all over my set. This will be a #hassle to clean up. Thank goodness it only happened after Marsha’s #interview finished…
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we are from Ohio I am so confused why was I mentioned why is my mom doing interviews what is my life at this point
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to #mention you! I intended to list the blogs of all that Marsha herself #mentioned so that anyone who was #curious could seek them out! #Apologies if I #crossed #any #lines. #asks #tumblrasks #jimmycondomcroakerverseinterviews
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