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Behold! Catboy!Diavolo

He's so cute and handsome 🥺

"Cat in a Carboard Box" Is a bingeable 30 chapter Manwha BL

Summary: "After the loss of his loyal dog, Winter, Ji Seungwoo is wounded by an irreplaceable loss and sadness of his 22 year-long companionship. But one day he finds an adorable little kitten waiting in a cardboard box next to his front door. Being the gentle and kind-hearted man he was, he decides to bring him home. However, upon waking up the next morning he is no longer in bed with a cute baby kitten, but a grown, handsome man?! “I am this person’s owner!” he says! Stay tuned to watch how Seungwoo and Mr. Cat’s relationship develops…!"

Pros: No sex, cuddling and kissing, lots of fanservice, fluff, angst, mystery-drama-fantasy CAT BOY!

Cons: The plot was not fully utilized and a lot got dropped? Lotssss of avoidable stupidity on the characters' part, love triangle, some violence and dubcon

Manboob enjoyers go get your food!

Boobs and plot spoilers and some of the spicy scenes under there

Warnings:

The author out of the blue introduces an abusive side of a character, has a major conflict and plot reveal because of it, then equally out of the blue flat out drops an abusive subplot. Like completely drops it. Wha?!?

The author also initially went hard on an age thing "He's just a kitten/like a little boy" and then drops that too.

Mr. Cat experiences mating season and the instincts that go with them, but that's dropped too?

ADDITIONAL:

The dubcon sleep scene is consensual despite the set up and initial moral dilemma. (Plus Mr. Cat initiated it)

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I get jumpscared by Barbatos's barely censored d!ck whenever I go on poipiku now because the artist forgot to put on the password/mature content click through. 💀 I like the artist too, it's a shame.

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Migrating the weirdest stuff over here...eventually

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The Truth about the Obey Me Raise Event

(Youtube style clickbait title lol)

You can't tell me they just "found" exactly thirteen eggs of unknown origin just laying around.

That somehow those abandoned eggs had managed to stay warm enough to survive until they were discovered.

You can't convince me that Barbatos is THAT EXPERIENCED with caring for and hatching eggs just because he fosters them whenever a random magical creature pulls a Bambi's mom, or the parent(s) left the nest and went to the corner store to buy some milk.

Good lord, he's so dramatic and petty 😂

Excuse me, your coat pocket?

What coat pocket? Where? Show me, prove that right now. Your pants don't even have pockets!

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Barbatos 😏

That doesn't seem coincidental that he is a snake Yokai or his egg was a snake.

We were all taking responsibility for the consequence of Barbatos's Mimic Demon Train Ride actions.

How convenient that the Demon Mimics can't live near the Castle because they're negatively affected by the level of magic there. Scandal reduction. I wonder if he sends financial support to the ones who take care of Demon Mimics or other hatched foundlings?

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I had a VERY important discussion regarding body piercings and tattoos on OM characters recently.

We weren't sure if Diavolo's chest is tattooed or if those are his Demon markings.

I told them that I headcanon that Barbatos has no tattoos, but that he does have 16ga barbell nipple piercings made of gold and turquoise gemstone jewelry. For those extra spicy occasions he wears delicate turquoise jeweled golden chains on them (ffff plus he likes getting them tugged)

They disagreed and said he's not the type.

I said I think Dia would be though.

They said Dia seems like he would get them for just the thrill and then rope Barbatos in on it. That that would be why he has them. He would get 10 ga as a recommendation from the piercer and then Dia would be like 0A0 "CH-CHOTTO MATE!" When he sees the big ass hollow needle coming at him.

They agreed with me that Lucifer wouldn't cave in if he was there with them, but Diavolo would be so excited and showing them off like "Lucifer look!" And of course he would be obligated to and whenever Dia is in Demon form and moving around he would "have to look at them". That makes him get all frustrated and blushy lololol

Both of us in synch: Dia has a Prince Albert and a Ladder

I just added that he'd have a bigger gauge on his PA😂

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