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congrats to the hazbinnies for ur announcements today

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Princess. Of... Hell?

Rick's had his fair share of interacting with royalty of multiple dimensions. This girl isn't the first. She surely won't be the last.

He's familiar enough with the place that the very sight of everything around him doesn't distract, but at the mention of the bar, his attention does drift over to that direction. Perhaps now would be a bad time to mention that he's raided the stocks a bit in the past. He'll bring it up later, no worries on that. Last time he did that, it was a few weeks ago.

"Sure. Fuck it. Why not. I have no place to be."

Already, he makes his way on over, taking a seat on the nearest barstool. Absentmindedly, his hands travel across the surface of the counter.

"Y'know, with all of what I've seen in this place, maybe blowing shit up and starting over wouldn't be too bad of an idea."

"I mean, what's stopping you? Besides your obvious weird moral hang-up. Done my fair share of playing god. Sometimes wiping the slate is the best option, trust me."

"It's so nice to meet you!" Charlie beamed at him and took her hand back after their shake. She loved getting to meet her guests' friends.

"Oh, well, I mean I'm the princess. They're my people. It'd be pretty crazy if I just BOOM! blew them all up! You know, fire and brimstone and all that, heheh," she gave a nervous chuckle. She may have thought of this scenario before.

"Aaaaaanyway, would you like to wait for Angel? He should be back soon. And we have a bar!" she gestured towards the bar that was currently missing a bartender.

"Our bartender is out but I know how to make a few things," she offered, stepping behind the bar.

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Okay. That's pretty cute. He likes that. Immediately the man's indifferent, almost bored expression shifts to something a little more... fond.

"Strawberry shake, huh?"

"Make that two shakes, I'll get one with you. And a burger. Not feeling the fries tonight."

Aawwwwh. That makes him lean over to kiss his cheek a few times, leaving behind the little marks of lip gloss.

✥✧∘* "Okay, baby...! I'm feeeling...two burgers, a large fry, annnnnd a strawberry shake. How about you???" He asks, putting things in the digital cart.

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thought I was gonna have replies tonight but I don't have it in me chat I'm so sorry I did get some done but I'm not dropping stuff until tomorrow because I feel GUILLTTTYYYY ABOUT NOT GETTING IT ALL DONE IN ONE NIGHT

So you'll see an abundance of replies tomorrow as a result

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THE PAINTLINGS!

paint can has laid eggs! paint can asexually reproduced and now there’s FIVE EGGS up for the taking. please take them. she is not taking care of them and I don’t think clem and @therealricksanchezpleasestandup want to deal with this bc they kind of have their own thing going on right now.

CHOOSE YOUR EGG

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this may be a controversial statement and i love morty i really do however because of my personal lack of grandfather in my life i much prefer summer and rick over morty in terms of whose general dynamic i enjoy more

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surprise visit from grandpa

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this fic loop in my head and rent free

its this fic btw go read it https://archiveofourown.org/works/31781971 and check their latest RaM work too its bussin

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He's so delicious in this artstyle

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I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival.

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he’s cute when he eats

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In loving memory of Rick Sanchez

He’s not dead I just love remembering him

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boops stephie

I am booped

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LUCI I WAS SO SCARED WHEN YOU SENT THIS I WAS HORRIFIED OF WHAT THIS WAS LMFAO

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good news: i finished my assignment. did a forum post and replied to two people on said forums and turned in my 41 page project

bad news: im tired and i will have to do replies tomorrow