therealsmuttyone
therealsmuttyone
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therealsmuttyone · 10 months ago
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Lilia part one:
I looked at everyone. 600 men under my command. 600 men waiting for my instructions. 600 families waiting. “Alright everyone listen closely. This is our one shot to kill them all and go home. We have too much waiting for us. Our kids, wives. Family. Friends! They’ve been waiting for you for years. Will you let them wait for nothing? What are you fighting for? Who are you fighting for?” With those words, i could see their will to fight grow stronger. It was like a dream they held on to. Home. “Our Queen and Princess trusted us to carry the name of Briar valley with us on this journey! Are you going to make them regret it? Our future heir, whatever it may be, a princess or a prince, needs us!” I looked at Baul, my second in command with a look of determination. “Baul you lead the charge.”i tapped on his shoulder and looked down at him. “Show them why you’re my second in command” His eyes matched my determination. I knew he had his daughter waiting for him. He had a reason to fight. “Isaiah, you flank the guards, twins,” I shot a pointed look at the set of identical twins who seemed to not only share a face, but their movements scared even me. They were synchronized. Way too synchronized.”you two will shoot any ambush attacks and Ivy, you stay back!”
I thought about what i wanted. Who i wanted to fight for. I could see her perfectly in my mind i could hear her voice. To say it sounded like bells was cliché but it certainly sounded gentle. Like a mother’s song, carried by the wind. But it was as sharp as a thousand thorns. Like roses. Beautiful but deadly. Koneko. She too was a fae. I wanted her to hug me and tell me everything was going to be fine. i took one deep breath and closed my eyes. Okay Lilia, i thought to myself, this is your chance to show humans-no to remind them that fae are not to be tested. Prove Meleanor right. She made you the general. Their lives are in your hands now. Make Revan proud. Prove the senate wrong. You’ve only got one chance. I opened my eyes.
“CHARGE!!!!!!” The battle was long and bloody. The screams of human man and child alike fell on the deaf ears of my men, as they slaughtered them. They were stealing for us. Killing us without reason and without cause. i charged the castle as the twins (whose names i could never remember) laughed and killed them all. I was on the second floor of the castle when it happened. I was stabbed. “AAGH!” Cried out and held my hand to my wound but…there was no blood…there was no wound…how? I saw it… “who was that? What was that?” The disembodied voice that seemed to magically behind me made me want to kill myself. “A vision. One doesn’t need common sense to know that. But that’s what we get for having a filthy bat as a general” they spat out the insult, like it was poison. “A filthy bat” “oh screw off.” I said standing up. I didn’t care for the senate. Not one bit. They laughed. “Lilia, that is the one person you cannot let live. If anyone else survives we can find and dispose of them but this one….” A path of green seemed to glow in front of me. I followed it.
“you can’t do it Lilia. We know you can’t.” I scoffed and turned right. A fancy castle. I wasn’t too amazed by it though. I had people to kill and a lover to return to. “I can. Do you forget who i am?” “We don’t forget Lilia…we just know your heart…and you don’t have the heart to kill this one.” the path stopped in front of a door. A basic wooden door. One that was quite smaller than the rest. Hell one could mistake it for a servants door. I took a deep breath and drew my sword. “Shut up. I can.” I shoved that door open and almost laughed…it was a baby…but a wee baby sleeping peacefully in the crib that lay directly in the center of a room. The room was bare but it was full of signs that the parents loved the baby…toys and gold..and cards and pictures and crude drawings. My face scrunched up at the sight of it all. Fae children were much more mature..probably because we didn’t do all of this shit. “This is who i have a kill? A baby?” The Senate seemed pissed at my cocky question. “Don’t be so prideful. That baby, should you let him live, will kill and destroy everything you have ever known and loved.” I looked at the crib again. “This thing? It looks like a monkey..” the senate wasn’t appreciating my humor. “He will kill the heir.” I looked at the crib. “I…” it was a baby…”it’s just a baby…and I’m just a man…trying to get home. Please. Give me some other options! I can hide the baby!” They shot that idea down “He’ll find you.” “I can raise him and hid it from him!” They shot that idea down, “He’ll find out. You know what you have to do. “
Could i do it? I stood over the crib and looked at the baby with golden hair and an air of innocence you’ll never see on a child fae. I..I’m just a man. I raised my sword over the sleeping baby. “Forgive me…”
Authors note: I’m sorry this took longer than i expected to actually write this…..damn…the word count….just count it..i’m stupid. It’ s over 1,000…anyways, part one has been done, time for part two! What do you guys think will happen next? Let’s leave theories in the comments. Sorry for the grammar mistakes, English isn’t my first language. Or my second. Or my third. Working on part two now. WHOOOOOO!!!
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therealsmuttyone · 1 year ago
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Okay. I am doing the Epic x General Lilia crossover, but I’m waiting until July 4th when the thunder Saga comes out, that’s gonna determine how I write “The Underworld Saga” which determines how I write “The Circe Saga” which determines how I write “The Ocean Saga” which determines how I write “The Cyclops Saga” which determines how I write “The Troy Saga”. It’s a giant domino effect and I actually intended to write this the best that I can, like an actual book, so it’ll be daily updates, so I’m working on multiple chapters at a time, to give you all the best updates I can. Please, I’m trying my best, just know, it’ll be worth the wait in the end, grab tissues, grab your pet, grab your comfort human, and hold onto your butt cheeks cause this is gonna be the best. The first chapter will come out 7/27/24.
COMING UP ON MY I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING SOMETIME FUCKING SOON:
EPIC x GENERAL LILIA (cry bitches.)
Will have 20 parts
Will be updated as epic continues
Starts with general Lilia
Will have spoilers for book 7
Riddle x male mc (he needs some love too)
No smut
Simply just riddle and his friend
Yeah 🙂
Lilia x gender neutral mc (I could abbreviate these but it always throws me off)
I was thinking of making it Testament x Lilia but @koneko-dreams was not fond of that idea at all 🤣🤣
Current Lilia x mc
That’s it for now
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therealsmuttyone · 1 year ago
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COMING UP ON MY I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING SOMETIME FUCKING SOON:
EPIC x GENERAL LILIA (cry bitches.)
Will have 20 parts
Will be updated as epic continues
Starts with general Lilia
Will have spoilers for book 7
Riddle x male mc (he needs some love too)
No smut
Simply just riddle and his friend
Yeah 🙂
Lilia x gender neutral mc (I could abbreviate these but it always throws me off)
I was thinking of making it Testament x Lilia but @koneko-dreams was not fond of that idea at all 🤣🤣
Current Lilia x mc
That’s it for now
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therealsmuttyone · 1 year ago
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Except it’s never an actual start, it’s always some random climax or heartbreak scene and I’ve got no idea what to do with it…..
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therealsmuttyone · 1 year ago
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Okay let’s get one thing clear, I will never write anything about a minor. I do not care if you want it “aged up” no.
Just no.
MDNI
NSFW (obviously)
Request are open
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