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[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

My absence

Dearest reader, I sincerely apologize for my absence these past few days. Stanley and I have been getting ready to make our way back onto the Stan o' War II for a few weeks this summer! If you all have any questions, I'll answer them to the best of my ability. Thank you all for your understanding.

-Stanford Pines

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Chat, what's your sexuality and gender identity?

Oh! Uh.. I haven't been asked this before. I don't really feel attraction to anybody anymore.. I suppose that would make me Aro-Ace? I'm still figuring this whole thing out if I'm being honest..

-Stanford Pines

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Can I kiss you wonderfully?

What?

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Hello! I see that you're an unusualogist! I'm sort of curious about your studies in that field—have you ever expanded your research beyond the American/Western hemisphere? There's so many unusual sightings/folklore around the world, including the country I come from! I'm interested to hear about what else you've studied!

Greetings! As of right now, I have expanded my research to outside of North America! Being able to sail around the world with Stan has given me the opportunity to explore anomalies and parts of the world I never could have dreamed to uncover! If I ever have the time to share anything I have kept written down, I'll be more than happy to share them with you.

Sincerely, Dr. Stanford Pines

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

MR. PINES I HAVE A BURNING QUESTION

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHAPPELL ROAN'S NEWEST SINGLE "The Giver"???

If you haven't heard of her look her up and listen to the song!

HAVE AN ODD-TASTIC DAY

Hello and thank you! I just listened to it with Mabel and we both seem to agree that this song reminds us of our good friend, McGucket. Mabel said it had his type of "vibe" and after figuring out what that is, I can see where she's coming from!

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Karaoke night

Spill

The

Tea

Spill? Tea? Why? That would ruin my brand new leather Oxfords that I just recently purchased. I would rather not make a mess of them.

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Ford their seem to be other versions of you on here. hell I saw the child version of you on here this is nuts man.

Ah yes! This has been brought to my attention numerous times. I suppose there are parallel universes out there. It would make sense. I just hope none of the other versions of me happen to contact me. Things would get rather messy.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

So I uh

Accidentally (on purpose) summoned Bill cipher

Uhm

How

How do I get rid of him

I didn't think he'd be this annoying

Throw some salt into his eye. It should stun him momentarily. Give me a call if he persists.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

"Can you rail me into my bed?" was what my friend goded me into saying. Credits to him.

Fascinating! I have no idea what this means.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

hello, stanford!! very nice to see you on here. id recommend being careful, there are a lot of... rather concerning individuals on here. but other than that hope you enjoy yourself!

I am in fact aware of this! I appreciate your concern for my safety on here. I have been informed by Dipper and Mabel what this website has in store for me. I can confirm that I will try my best to navigate my way through here WITHOUT any issues.. If I come across something I do not like, I have been informed that I can simply get rid of it with the click of a button. How useful!

Thank you for the warm welcome!

-Stanford Pines

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

What's your favorite color?

I've been waiting for this one! My favorite color is Red! In all of the variations it could possibly have, this includes infrared.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Hello Stanford! What's your favourite type of insect?

Greetings! I'm happy you reached out. My favorite insect by far has to be the Hyalophora Cecropia. More commonly known as the Cecropia moth. They are very beautiful and delicate creatures. Here's a reference photo for you!

Sincerely, Stanford Pines.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

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How mature.

[therealstanfordfilbrickpines]

Greetings!

I am esteemed researcher and “unusualogist” Stanford F. Pines. My niece and nephew, alongside an older friend of theirs, have suggested I create a “blog” on this site. So here I am!

I have also been informed of personal “tags” used to identify and label content. Here are my own. #My research – Implied in title; any online documentation of my research within or outside of published work. #Personal anecdotes – Occasionally I may share the happenings around me or a particular thought from my past as I’ve heard users of this site tend to do. #My musings – Similar to anecdotes, however these are loose unconnected thoughts. Hardly tell a story. #So! Many! Questions! – Any of my responses to the “ask” feature. These are all I have in mind at the moment, but I will be updating this list as they are created. Thus is my introduction! Feel free to ask any/all questions you may have about me or my research. Knowledge is power, after all!

Sincerely, Stanford F. Pines.