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love when there’s like 4 people online and we keep reblogging the same posts from each other. literally just 4 bitches hanging out and telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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he doesn't deserve an animatic but here we are
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you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell
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i kinda just want to smell like a tomato farm. is this a desire that can be satiated
ooh ooh ooh i did a tomato vine one a bit ago, but if we're going for the full farm experience:
memory of kindness by CB i hate perfume has it for you
of course, attack of the killer tomatoes by xyrena gets a special mention for being so realistic
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Nooo, don’t buy the off-brand cartridges ówò
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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be
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didnt feel like finishing this one
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