therealtrixx - Tumblr blog

[therealtrixx]

•••TO ALL MY PEOPLE IN THE U.K••• I'M COMIN BACK, CHALAY.... BIRMINGHAM AND LONDON GET READY, AS THE BIGGEST COMEDY CLASH COMES TO ENGLAND!!! ALL THE TICKET INFO IS ON THE FLYER.... U.K, I'M COMIN..... CAAAAAMON!!!!!

[therealtrixx]

U never know who you'll bump into a work... big shouts to THE KID who just happens to be the MAN here in Edmonton.... The Oiler's own CONNOR MCDAVID!!! #edmontonoilers #trixx #recroom (at Edmonton, Alberta)

[therealtrixx]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trixx (@comediantrixx)

•••NEW VIDEO ALERT••• CHALAY, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN's DAY, CELEBRATING ALL THE HARD WORKIN, INDEPENDENT, STRONG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND JASON DERULO... BUT TO ALL THE OTHER RATCHET CONCRETE MONGRELS WHO MISREPRESENT THE AWESOME WOMEN, I DEDICATE THIS VIDEO TO YOU, CAAAAAMON! MONETIZE YOUR LIFE!!! #trixx #comedy #keepinitreal #internationalwomensday #bestoftheday #instagood #tagafriend #circumciseyourthoughts

[therealtrixx]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trixx (@comediantrixx)

•••TORONTO••• MARCH 25th IT's GOIN DOWN AT THE QUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE AS I KICK MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND OFF IN THE SIX... JAY MARTIN's COMEDY SHOWDOWN IS SET TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMEDY SHOWS THIS YEAR w/ BIG NORM, JEAN PAUL & PAUL THOMPSON.... VIP TICKETS ARE ALREADY SOLD OUT.... GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.ticketgateway.com CAAAAAAAMON!!!! @thebignormshow @jeanpaulcomedy @chuck_e_church @jaymartincomic #queenelizabeththeatre #comedy

[therealtrixx]

THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE.... not everyday ur childhood hero shows up to a show u are performing on.... Shouts to BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!!

[therealtrixx]

•••CALGARY••• I'M LIVE YOUR CITY THIS WEEKEND CHALAY, FOR 5 DOPE ASS SHOWS AT THE LAUGH SHOP w/ AMERICA's GOT TALENT's TYLER WILLIAMSON.... VISIT thelaughshopcalgary.com TO GRAB SOME TICKETS.... CAAAAAMON!!!! #comedy #calgary #trixx

[therealtrixx]

This is such a huge honor.... CHALAY, we have to find suit and tie IMMEDIATE! Caaaaamon!

[therealtrixx]

•••COLOARDO SPRINGS••• I'M LIVE IN YOUR CITY ST PATTY's DAY WEEKEND, MARCH 16-18... IT's ALL GOIN DOWN AT THE LOONEES COMEDY CORNER... CALL (719) 591-0707 AND GRAB SOME TICKETS.... CAAAAMON!!! #trixx #coloradosprings #looneescomedycorner #comedy

[therealtrixx]

•••NEW DOUBLE VIDEO ALERT••• SWIPE LEFT TO SEE PART TWO •••CHALAY.... BECAUSE ONE MINUTE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO DESCRIBE WHAT REMY MARTIN DID TO NICKY MINAJ.... CAAAMON, IF U OWN A BARBIE DOLL, U NEED TO REMOVE IT FROM YOUR TOY BOX AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER, CHALAY!!! #trixx #bestoftheday #tagafriend #instagood #comedy #remyma #nickiminaj

[therealtrixx]

•••TORONTO••• My Birthday weekend kicks off in the 6, as I'll be LIVE on stage at the QUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE for JAY MARTIN's COMEDY SHOWDOWN. It's amazing how fast tickets are moving. Can't wait! GET YOUR TICKETS ASAP as it's looking like this one will be sold out soon! All the ticket info is on this flyer.... DON'T WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE CHALAY.... CAAAAMON!

[therealtrixx]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trixx (@comediantrixx)

•••NEW VIDEO ALERT••• CHALAY, I NEED MY INHALER... WHAT IN THE NAME OF FRIED PLANTAIN IS GOIN ON AT THIS WEDDIN EH... WHY HAVE THESE IMPERIAL SIDEWALK BABOONS BEEN UNFOLLOWED BY JOLOFF RICE.......CAAAAMON! #trixx #bestoftheday #comedy #circumciseyourthoughts #tagafriend #instagood

[therealtrixx]

ANOTHER ONE.... and it's all because of y'all! THANK YOU!

[therealtrixx]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trixx (@comediantrixx)

•••NEW VIDEO ALERT••• CHALAY, I USED TO HAVE A FOOT FETISH, BUT I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS UNTRACEABLE MOON RODENT's FOOT HAS CHANGED THAT....CAAAMON, U HAVE TO EMBRACE YOUR CROSS TRAINERS!!! #trixx #bestoftheday #tagafriend #bestoftheday #comedy #circumciseyourthoughts

[therealtrixx]

•••UPCOMING TOUR DATES••• MORE CITIES TO BE ANNOUNCED... BRING YOUR FACE, CHALAY!!!

[therealtrixx]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trixx (@comediantrixx)

•••NEW VIDEO ALERT••• LOOKIN LIKE A CORN ON TOM BRADY's TOE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH CEE LO, EH!!! CHALAY, PLS COME AND COLLECT THIS PRE- LOADED SOUND MONKEY FROM HERE.... CAAAMON! #trixx #comedy #instagood #bestoftheday #tagafriend #ceelogreen #grammys

[therealtrixx]

EDMONTON... ONCE AGAIN, I'LL BE LIVE AT YELLOWHEAD CASINO THIS THURS, FEB 16 at 8PM... TICKETS ARE 10$, BUT IT's FREE IF U USE MY PROMO CODE trixxjgw8 ... VISIT www.jokersgonewild.ca GRAB SOME FREE TICKETS AND COME LAUGH, CHALAY..... caaaaamon!

[therealtrixx]

NEW YORK ABOUT TO CATH SOME LAUGHTER, CHALAY... THIS PLACE IS SOLD OUT TONITE! CAAAAAMON! (at New York, New York)