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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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lame ass gadgetjob

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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betty

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might as well. happy bustin out the tunes day

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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Kateryna Shtanko's illustrations for Sergey Aksakov's The Scarlet Flower, a retelling of Beauty and the Beast.

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Have you guys seen this lately

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Does anyone know where I can find that picture of this old guy at his computer with these two extremely muscular women drawn behind him in this late 90s style. One of them has brown hair and classes, and the other is blonde and kind of has a lazy eye and the glasses one is like shocked at the computer and asks "is this [website could be tumblr or deviantart] and the old man just goes "yep"