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              The Prom (musical) → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ When I'm in character, I make the people feel my pain. ❞

❝ If they don't leave depressed then I've not done my job. ❞

❝ Even the people who are dead inside will shout bravo! ❞

❝ We're a hit and I think we deserve it! ❞

❝ It's almost too much to sit through. ❞

❝ In this day and age being gay isn’t a crime. ❞

❝ This is our moment to change the world, one lesbian at a time. ❞

❝ We’re gonna help that little lesbian whether she likes it or not. ❞

❝ Let's go help that dyke. ❞

❝ Note to self: Don't be gay in [location]. ❞

❝ There are places where it's in to be out. Maybe San Francisco or thereabout. ❞

❝ If you're not straight, then guess what's bound to hit the fan? ❞

❝ It wouldn't be high school without a test. ❞

❝ Just close your eyes and count to ten. Go to your happy place and then try not to combust. ❞

❝ Who's this girl you're gonna bring to the prom, anyway? ❞

❝ I didn't know we had more than one lesbo in town. ❞

❝ Who know asking out a girl to the prom would go over just like an atom bomb? ❞

❝ Just breathe, picture a Xanax in your hand. ❞

❝ Try journaling or start a blog. Just end the sinner monologue. ❞

❝ Just smile and nod. ❞

❝ I read three quarters of a news story and knew I had to come. ❞

❝ I've been far too angry to google what those letters mean. ❞

❝ How do you silence a woman who's known for her belt? ❞

❝ It’s not about me. ❞

❝ The Post once said I was too old to play Eva Perón. ❞

❝ I understand furious townfolk. I did Beauty and The Beast. ❞

❝ I didn't come here to make a scene. ❞

❝ It's not about me, although I'm rich and famous. ❞

❝ I don't want to start a riot. I don't want to blaze a trail. ❞

❝ I don't want to be a scapegoat for people to oppose. ❞

❝ I just wanna dance with you. ❞

❝ Who cares what other people say? ❞

❝ I just want to hold you. ❞

❝ I accept that I was born a handsome man. ❞

❝ Let us accept one another. ❞

❝ This is what I learned at Julliard. ❞

❝ Bigotry's not big of me and it's not big of you. ❞

❝ Let's not be total dicks. ❞

❝ My life was perfect but so routine. ❞

❝ You happened and look what happened to me. ❞

❝ Go to prom with me, _____? ❞

❝ No more hiding how we feel anymore. ❞

❝ I won't hide if you're by my side. ❞

❝ It's pretty obvious there's no going back. ❞

❝ Before I met you, I was a mess. ❞

❝ I was so lonely, a total wreck. ❞

❝ Soon it's time to share it publicly. ❞

❝ A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal. ❞

❝ You make it sound so beautiful. ❞

❝ I can turn this butch-y duck into a swan. ❞

❝ Your whole look could use a shake-up. ❞

❝ You can borrow all my make-up and the pair of spanks I currently have on. ❞

❝ Treat the whole world like your runway. ❞

❝ Try to flip your hair like Cher and drag queens do. ❞

❝ I don't mean to be rude. But you could use some attitude. ❞

❝ Tonight belongs to you. ❞

❝ Live's no dress rehearsal. ❞

❝ You might find this disconcerting, but old [name]’s done some flirting. ❞

❝ Try to bat your eyes and smize each time you grin. ❞

❝ You be Elphie, I'm Glinda!   ❞

❝ It's makeover time so why not just give in? ❞

❝ I mean even I would do me. ❞

❝ Let's show the world tonight belongs to us. ❞

❝ I have worked very hard on this night and I have a right to enjoy it, too. ❞

❝ Now you are going to have a wonderful prom. Like a normal girl. I made sure of that. ❞

❝ I don't like when strangers get in my way. ❞

❝ Fixing little problems is what I do. ❞

❝ Now get your ass in the car. ❞

❝ Give it some zazz. ❞

❝ Zazz will soon make fear become your bitch . ❞

❝ There's no contest for a girl who has some zazzmatazz. ❞

❝ Strut your stuff like no chick in this hick town has. ❞

❝ I just don't think I can do it. The thought of getting up in front of all of those people... ❞

❝ Look at my hands! They're shaking. ❞

❝ If your hands are shaking, just turn 'em into jazz hands. ❞

❝ The lady's improving. ❞

❝ You'll ask, "is she perfect". My answer is nope! ❞

❝ I know what you're doing. ❞

❝ I'm begging you, don't give up on her/me/him/them yet. ❞

❝ You're trying to appeal to the fan in me. Well, it won't work, I'm not a fan anymore. ❞

❝ I know you've got standards -- Feel free to give notes. ❞

❝ Seriously, this is unsettling. It's like a fantasy that I don't want to have. ❞

❝ Everybody thinks that I've got some kinks that I'll never work out. ❞

❝ You can't cherry pick the bible, choosing which part you wanna believe. ❞

❝ ... Or we could use some common sense instead. ❞

❝ There's one rule that trumps them all: Love Thy Neighbor. ❞

❝ You don't feel even slightly bad for _____ ? ❞

❝ Well, maybe she was always gay. ❞

❝ He's just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says-- ❞

❝ You mean your parents are divorced? ❞

❝ Not to oversimplify, but the scripture does imply that your mom will have to die. How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans? ❞

❝ There's no way to separate which rules you can violate. ❞

❝ Let's hope you don't masturbate 'cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your hands. ❞

❝ You know what my mother is like. She's a total control freak. ❞

❝ The hair has to be perfect. The As have to be straight. ❞

❝ You have to join the debate club, on that there's no debate. ❞

❝ You'll have bible camp each summer to keep you pure and clean. Endless rules apply when you're [name]. ❞

❝ Trophies have to be first place, ribbons have to be blue. ❞

❝ I wish there was a world where I was simply free to live. ❞

❝ I wish when people criticized me I had no more shits to give. ❞

❝ I wish when I told myself ‘be brave’ I wouldn’t cave. ❞

❝ My feelings have to be phony and my weight has to be tracked. ❞

❝ I have to improve all of my strong points and hide things that I lack. ❞

❝ Mom's convinced if I’m perfect my father might come back. ❞

❝ I’m not yourself, I’m not what she wants. I’m someone in between . ❞

❝ My whole life’s a lie. ❞

❝ I believe you have feelings for me, but I can't do this anymore. It hurts too much. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ After twenty-nine years I am finally going to prom. ❞

❝ I wish I could tell that sad kid I was: just stop crying into your Cheetos. ❞

❝ Though it's been years I might call my mom. ❞

❝ If you're not happy I'm over you. ❞

❝ Look at me mom! ❞

❝ Some hearts can conform, fitting the norm. ❞

❝ I tried to change, thinking how easy life could be. ❞

❝ There wasn't much hope for this unruly heart of mine . ❞

❝ You came along and, right or wrong, feelings began to overflow. ❞

❝ No matter what the world might say, this heart is the best part of me. ❞

❝ I won't stay hidden anymore. ❞

❝ I am who I am. ❞

❝ Nobody out there ever gets to define the life I'm meant to lead. ❞

❝ I think my parents always knew. ❞

❝ Nothing made sense until him. ❞

❝ She's the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ We gotta make this place look fabulous! ❞

❝ Let’s build a prom for everyone. ❞

❝ It's time to dance. ❞

❝ Time to get dressed up. ❞

❝ So is that what not failing feels like? ❞

❝ I bought a corset. I'm gonna need help with the laces. ❞

❝ I'll do you, you'll do me. ❞

❝ This is more than I dared wish for. ❞ 

[therpmemes]

                        submissive sentence starters

feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Yes, Sir/Miss/Daddy/Mommy/etc. ❞

❝ Please, Sir/Miss/Daddy/Mommy/etc. ❞

❝ Thank you, Sir/Miss/Daddy/Mommy/etc. ❞

❝ I’m sorry, Sir/Miss/Daddy/Mommy/etc. ❞

❝ Harder, please. ❞

❝ More, please. ❞

❝ Like this? ❞

❝ Can I sit on your lap? ❞

❝ I need a hug. ❞ 

❝ I need to be punished. ❞

❝ I don’t want to get punished. ❞

❝ I know I broke that rule, but -- ❞

❝ Whatever. ❞

❝ Corner time is so boring. ❞

❝ I’ll behave, I promise. ❞

❝ I’ll be good. ❞

❝ I won’t do it again. ❞

❝ Here? But people can see. ❞

❝ Shh, they heard that! ❞

❝ Can’t we wait until we get home? ❞

❝ Harder, please. ❞

❝ I want to be good for you. ❞

❝ I’ve been a good boy/girl/etc. ❞

❝ Yellow. ❞

❝ Red/[Safeword]. ❞

❝ This is embarrassing. ❞

❝ Nooo, don’t look there. ❞

❝ Hurts. ❞

❝ Feels good. ❞

❝ I’m yours. ❞

❝ Can we use the [insert toy/implement here] today? ❞

❝ Nooo, not the paddle/hairbrush/belt/etc. ❞

❝ Ouch, ropeburn. ❞

❝ I don’t think I’ll be able to sit tomorrow. ❞

❝ Wait, wait -- my nose itches and I can’t reach it. ❞

❝ That was great, thank you. ❞

❝ I want to get a snack but I don’t think I can move yet. ❞

[therpmemes]

      the handmaid’s tale (hulu, s1) → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)! *please be aware that this is a dark show and some of those starters may be triggering. Warnings specifically for mentions of rape, homophobia, suicide, slutshaming and pro-life rhetoric.

❝ She's dead. She's alive. She is me. ❞

❝ You can't change anything about this. It's going to end the same no matter you do what so there's no point trying to be tough or brave. ❞

❝ Brave isn't any part of this. Everybody breaks. ❞

❝ The world can be quite an ugly place. But we cannot wish that ugliness away. We cannot hide from that ugliness. ❞

❝ You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together. ❞

❝ This used to be an ice cream place. They had the most amazing salted caramel. It was better than sex. Like good sex. ❞

❝ I don't need oranges. I need to scream. I need to grab the nearest machine gun. ❞

❝ We must treat these girls respectfully, in a godly fashion, despite the moral stain from their lives before. ❞

❝ Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some. ❞

❝ Please, God, I don't want pain. I don't want to be a doll, hung on the wall. I want to keep on living. I'll do anything. ❞

❝ I know this must feel so strange, but ordinary is just what you're used to. ❞

❝ This may not be ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. This will become ordinary. ❞

❝ It's hard making it in a society that only cares about profit and pleasure. ❞

❝ No wonder God has turned His back on us. No wonder there are no children. He doesn't want them to grow up in this screwed-up world. ❞

❝ Is this it? Is this enough for you, this bullshit life? Is this what you want? ❞

❝ Now I’m awake to the world. I was asleep before. ❞

❝ There’s still going to be a lot of pain. ❞

❝ Never mistake a woman's meekness for weakness.❞

❝ There’s always someone, even when there is no one. ❞

❝ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches. ❞

❝ Even the righteous need a little show business. ❞

❝ I'm here because it feels good and because I don't want to be alone. ❞

❝ Should I just go in the kitchen and cut my dick off? ❞

❝ Birth control pills, morning-after pills, murdering babies. Just so they could have their orgies, their Tinder! ❞

❝ I kind of want to tell her that I sincerely believe that [name] is a pious little shit with a broomstick up her ass. ❞

❝ Small dick, big mouth. ❞

❝ That's how we let it happen. When they slaughtered Congress, we didn't wake up. When they blamed terrorists and suspended the Constitution, we didn't wake up then either. ❞

❝ Nothing changes instantaneously. In a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. ❞

❝ Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor. ❞

❝ Someone is watching here. Someone is always watching. ❞

❝ You know, I'm not feeling well. I think I might be getting the flu. ❞

❝ Are you saying we will be having intercourse with the men between the wive's legs? ❞

❝ She was on the ground. She said she fainted.❞

❝ Remember your scripture; blessed are the meek. ❞

❝ If you go back, you're gonna die and leave them on their own. Is that what you want? ❞

❝ I thought you would enjoy it. I thought we could just be together. Would you like that? ❞

❝ You don't have to be quiet here. You can be free. ❞

❝ There's hope. All of this, it's all going to be over one day and everything is going to go back to normal. ❞

❝ Who would want to go dancing with me? ❞

❝ Mommy loves you. Mommy loves you so much. I love you so much.❞

❝ Praise Be, Bitch. ❞

❝ May the Lord keep you in his mercy, you stupid girl. ❞

❝ It can't hurt very much. Just for a second. And then I’ll be free. ❞

❝ Boy. Look at these outfits. Parade of sluts! ❞

❝ It's their own fault. They should have never given us uniforms if they didn't want us to be an army. ❞

❝ Dig in! You're eating for two. ❞

❝ Our father, who art in heaven -- seriously? What the actual fuck? ❞

❝ Whether this is my end or my new beginning, I have no way of knowing. ❞

❝ Go home and think about what you have done! There will be consequences. Believe me. ❞

❝ Listen to me. As long as my baby is safe, so is yours. ❞

❝ You brought lust and temptation back into this house on your back and on your knees. If I've sinned, then you led me to it. ❞

❝ You can blame me all you want, but He knows the truth. Everybody answers to God. ❞

❝ It isn't yours. You're weak, and God wouldn't let you pass on that weakness. You could never father a child because you're not worthy. ❞

❝ God knows what's in your heart. ❞

❝ Don’t let the bastards grind you down. ❞

❝ Love isn’t real. It was never anything more than lust with a good marketing campaign. ❞

❝ Every love story is a tragedy if you wait long enough. ❞

❝ To want is to have a weakness. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to do what is best for everyone, not what is fair. ❞ 

[therpmemes]

              Sense8: Amor Vincit Omnia → starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Love conquers all things. ❞

❝ The descent into hell is easy. ❞

❝ It was close to this very spot that the great poet Virgil allegedly wrote part of his epic poem The Aeneid, which depending on whether you are from Italy or Greece, is a masterpiece or a knockoff. ❞

❝ We live in a world that distrusts feelings. ❞

❝ I know that feelings matter. ❞

❝ If you’re lucky, I mean really lucky… a feeling comes along that will change everything.❞

❝ At this point, you’ll have a hard time getting rid of me. ❞

❝ I could do this with you every day. ❞

❝ I miss you like I’ve never missed anyone in my life. ❞

❝ My tía said that even assholes are useful for shitting and fucking. ❞

❝ I know your kind. Men that mistake cruelty for strength. Living your petty little lives, so limited. ❞

❝ We both know if I were to pull this trigger, not a single person would shed a tear. ❞

❝ The smallness of your kind of life is nothing to fear. Only to pity. ❞

❝ Are you saying you miss me? ❞

❝ Thank you for being my family. ❞

❝ Even after everything we’ve been through, would any of us go back to the world we’re used to? ❞

❝ She used to go through girlfriends the way people binge TV shows. ❞

❝ God. I didn’t think such things were possible. ❞

❝ So... how close were you two? ❞

❝ Croissants? No, I need protein. No sugar, no starch. No more carbs in this house, please. No more carbs in this house! I’ll eat them all! ❞

❝ For all the differences between us and all the forces that try to divide us, they will never exceed the power of love to unite us. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you’re here! And not in lots of little pieces. ❞

❝ This is my future. And I trust this feeling more than I’ve trusted anything in my life. ❞

❝ When we’re both wrinkled old ladies, with cellulite covering my ass and bunions all over your feet, both of us hogging the blankets, I know I will still remember this moment. ❞

❝ Inside your arms is the only place I’ve ever felt like I was home. ❞

❝ I have you. I have you. ❞

❝ By the power invested in me, I pronounce you wife and wife. ❞

❝ I’m not worth it. ❞

❝ Are you going to tell me why you went through all that trouble? ❞

❝ I’m not really good with words. Would you mind if I showed you instead? ❞

❝ Neutrality, in the face of such evil, is complicity. ❞

❝ I’m not going anywhere ‘til someone tells me just what the hell is going on here!❞

❝ You can’t do this. You can’t give up. ❞

❝ My rival. Very well. Shall we say pistols at dawn? ❞

❝ Oh, how I’ve missed you! As beautiful as ever. ❞

❝ I would suggest that there are no rules. ❞

❝ Life doesn’t always allow us to be the best version of ourselves. ❞

❝ It is in the unknown, we find hope. ❞

❝ All the differences between us and all the forces that try to divide us… they will never exceed the power of love to unite us. ❞

❝ I have to admit, I don’t like vows. ❞

❝ I’m afraid of things pretending to be permanent because nothing is permanent. ❞

❝ Things change. People change. But with you… that doesn’t scare me. It actually makes me happy. It makes me excited. Because I can think of no better life than watching [name]/you change. Watching her/him/them/you evolve and grow. ❞

❝ I want to see everything that you become. I want to know what your hair looks like in a year and decades from now.❞

❝ I want to live in an attic apartment in Paris and bring you tea as you write your novel.❞

❝ Love has no nationality. ❞

❝ Well, is anyone gonna do anything? Or are you going to just let me die in your arms?❞

❝ When I put this ring on your finger I made you a promise, and im going to keep that promise, im going to marry you. I can’t believe in a future where that doesn’t happen.❞

❝ Have you joined some insane cult? ❞

❝ [name]’s not doing anything until [name] has a fucking cup of coffee . ❞

❝ Even pixelated you are beautiful! ❞

❝ Pain binds us better to one another than anything else. ❞

❝ Why do I always have to get shot? ❞

❝ The closest I’ve ever come to executing a military strategy was gaining tenure at my university. ❞

❝ I’m here. That’s all you need to know. ❞

❝ We’re trapped here. TRAPPED! ❞

❝ I will remind you as you reminded me, impossibility is still just a kiss away from reality.❞

❝ I know what love is because of you. ❞

❝ I never forget a face. ❞

❝ The day I met her was the best day of my life. ❞ 

❝ I had fantasies about falling in love with a tragically detached French girl that I would finally break through to when I kissed her in front of the tourists up there, at the top of the Eiffel Tower. ❞

❝ You had your past lives, I had mine too. ❞

❝ I got through some very tough times, thinking about this city. ❞

❝ I’ve heard people fall in love here all the time. . ❞

❝ Family! We’re coming! ❞

❝ Your kind suffer from too many conflicting thoughts, too many clamoring voices inside your skull. ❞

❝ Most men wouldn’t have done what you did for me. ❞

❝ What this plan needs is a Trojan horse. ❞ 

[therpmemes]

               mean girls (musical) → lyrics starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Would you resist temptation? ❞

❝ Sometimes mean is what you are. ❞

❝ You can’t buy integrity at the mall. ❞

❝ Did you ever get a feeling everybody else is happy? Everybody else has friends and they’re better friends than yours? ❞

❝ Did you ever get a feeling that a whole new world is waiting? ❞

❝ Don't ever eat lunch on the John. ❞

❝ Your mother called you “baby girl”? ❞

❝ So what if all the ducklings think you're ugly? It's because they've never seen a swan. ❞

❝ Here's the sexually active band geeks. ❞

❝ There's girls who eat their feelings and girls who don't eat .❞ 

❝ Joining them is social suicide. ❞ 

❝ Don’t look at them, just don’t! ❞

❝ I never weigh more than one-fifteen. ❞

❝ I am a massive deal. ❞

❝ You need good friends who can tell you what to think. ❞

❝ See you here same time tomorrow. ❞

❝ On Wednesdays we wear pink. ❞

❝ Additions and subtractions and division would never make me feel so stupid with love. ❞

❝ Smart with math but stupid with love. ❞

❝ He’s like someone from T.V. He’s like that guy who give out roses to those women. ❞

❝ All sweaty at the gym, could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought... ❞

❝ Every food chain has its acme. ❞ 

❝ Tell me what's wrong with me. ❞

❝ Tell me all my many faults, tell me like you care. ❞

❝ We both know you're cruel and we both know you're right. ❞

❝ What's wrong with me? How I speak? How I dress? ❞

❝ Mama called me beautiful. I don’t believe her anymore. ❞

❝ Now I'm listening to you What do I do that for? ❞

❝ Please don't ignore me. ❞

❝ Tell me who we hate today. ❞

❝ Hug me while my shoulders tense and we’ll pretend we’re fine. ❞

❝ We both know one day there’ll be blood on the floor. ❞

❝ Maybe I need to find a better friend. ❞

❝ You see what’s wrong with me. ❞

❝ With her I tried to be somebody cool. ❞

❝ That’s love, I guess. You try hard to impress but end up acting like a tool.❞

❝ So, I’m swearing off of dating. ❞

❝ If I could change the world I’d make it halloween every single day. ❞

❝ On Halloween you can pretend to be someone else. It’s like the internet, only in person and with candy. ❞

❝ I can be who I wanna be and hot. ❞

❝ Sex cancer doesn’t exist. ❞

❝ This is modern feminism talking. ❞

❝ I expect to run the world In shoes I cannot walk in. ❞

❝ It’s all show. ❞

❝ Face it, you used me. ❞

❝ Was I a game to you? ❞

❝ It's fine 'till someone gets hurt. ❞

❝ This is all self defense. ❞

❝ If you’re going, go! ❞

❝ God, you're hot. Why do you even wear a shirt? ❞

❝ She is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're going to make her pay. ❞

❝ You know what friends do? They’ve got your back They’re fun to be around. ❞

❝ You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them. Can you do it? ❞ 

❝ I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys. ❞

❝ Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting. ❞

❝ I need to lose three pounds. ❞

❝ I won’t do that, she’s fragile. ❞

❝ If we crack her she will spill something we could use. ❞

❝ Your hair looks sexy pushed back. ❞

❝ I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend. ❞

❝ You were strong, you were brave. ❞

❝ You were fetch. ❞

❝ You didn't cry or hide or throw up. ❞

❝ Well some people need to grow up. ❞

❝ A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. ❞

❝ I did it for me, sure, but really for you! ❞

❝ Imagine just dancing like no one was there. Everyone staring but you do not care. ❞

❝ Ironically, I need to scare you straight. ❞

❝ Here is my advice: Stop. ❞

❝ When you send five texts and you get none back, so you want to send a sixth one: stop. ❞

❝ When you’re failing math ‘cause you think it’s more attractive to guys if you’re stupid: stop. ❞

❝ My god, girl, he’s just a guy. ❞

❝ For four whole weeks I trolled and dissed her. Then I found out she was his sister! ❞

❝ Now he won’t talk to me, and he won’t accept my edible arrangements.❞

❝ I’m actually a human being a not a prop. ❞

❝ That’s just low self esteem. ❞

❝ Stop being glued to your phone. ❞

❝ She’s leaving just like my dad. ❞

❝ Honestly, everyone stop. ❞

❝ I try so hard. Is that what's wrong? ❞

❝ It's like all I do is plan for joy I don't get to feel. ❞

❝ I'm whoever you want. ❞

❝ Girl stuff sucks. ❞

❝ Why couldn't it just be drugs? ❞

❝ I try to give you love, I try to give you space, you roll your eyes so hard, they're going to roll right off your face. ❞

❝ Why do we fight? ❞

❝ Why can’t I do anything right? ❞

❝ Someday, you'll have children too. Then baby, wait and see. You'll be worshiped for years and then she'll turn three and everything's…❞

❝ Tons of marijuana And molly and the conahan. ❞

❝ Hope you got insurance. ❞

❝ I was alone a lot. ❞

❝ More is always better. ❞

❝ More is always better ‘cause when you have less, you have more to lose. ❞

❝ Sometimes alone is good. ❞

❝ So many stars at night but here there's so much light I see them less now. ❞

❝ Whatever, I look cuter. ❞

❝ I pretended to be bad at math to get you to talk to me. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me to shut up. ❞

❝ Don't look at me that way. ❞

❝ I would prefer the girl you were, not who you're trying to be. ❞

❝ You think this works with me? Well, you thought wrong. ❞

❝ I see you trying to erase what is best about yourself just to belong. ❞

❝ You think that everyone is in love with you when actually everyone hates you. ❞

❝ You made me like this! ❞

❝ You think your shit don't stink.You think the rest of us are dumb. ❞

❝ At least she has the guts to not pretend to be my friend. ❞

❝ I will grind you to sand. ❞

❝ This is what I get for helping someone lame fit in. ❞

❝ I wanna watch the world burn. ❞

❝ Time to watch your back. ❞

❝ She/he/they/you may have won the battle but I will win the war. ❞

❝ The world doesn’t end. It just feels like it does. ❞

❝ Whatever they say about me, I don’t care! ❞

❝ I’d rather be me. ❞

❝ I’d rather be me than be with you. ❞

❝ We’re supposed to all be ladies and be nurturing and care Is that really fair? ❞

❝ Boys get to fight, we have to share. ❞

❝ Here’s my right finger To how girls should behave. ❞

❝ Sometimes what’s meant to break you makes you brave. ❞

❝ I will not act all innocent. ❞

❝ I won’t fake apologize. ❞

❝ Let’s just fight and then make up not tell these lies. ❞

❝ Knock it off, with your notes and your rules and your games. ❞

❝ Everybody has opinions but it doesn’t make them true. ❞

❝ Playing nice and shy is insulting my IQ. ❞

❝ I'm no bitch. ❞

❝ This is not a competition. ❞

❝ The limit does not exist. ❞ 

❝ Do your thing. ❞

❝ Cheap. Fake Easy to break. That’s how I used to be. ❞

❝ I see so many stars tonight. ❞

❝ You could make diamonds dull. You are so beautiful. ❞

❝ I will look out for you. ❞

❝ Don’t be frightened like me. ❞ 

[therpmemes]

         36 questions (a podcast musical) → lyrics starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ You share a lot in common with my husband. ❞

❝ I feel like I know you, like we've met before. ❞

❝ I know you're there. I know you're listening. ❞

❝ You deserve to get to know the person you're trying your damnedest to let go. ❞

❝ You have a thousand reasons not to trust whoever I am. ❞

❝ For whatever it's worth, I also have no clue as to who I actually am. ❞

❝ I won't leave 'til you open up the door. ❞

❝ There are mosquitoes everywhere. I think they're eating me alive. ❞

❝ I came out here for one thing and that little bitty one thing was to forget about you. ❞

❝ I guess I've learned something: that there's never really one thing, 'cause pretty quickly one thing evolves into two, or three, or more . ❞

❝ There it is, black mold. Killing us slowly each night. ❞

❝ Sometimes to solve a problem you follow it back to the start. ❞

❝ Apparently, cement can get old?! ❞

❝ In trying to fix one thing, I made everything worse. ❞

❝ I think maybe you're obsessing over things you can control, hoping to control your feelings for… ❞

❝ Just… just… just stop moving towards me. Just stay on your side of the room. ❞

❝ After tonight, you'll never hear from me again. If that's what you want. ❞

❝ We'll do this one thing. It could be the last thing. ❞

❝ There is something to the ritual of setting some old shit on fire... ❞

❝ All I want right now is the same thing I wanted two weeks ago. The truth. Why did you lie to me? ❞

❝ The person who I was on the day you and I met was deeply ashamed of who she had become. So deeply ashamed of what she'd done. ❞

❝ I don't expect for you to understand perfectly. ❞

❝ Given the choice of anyone in the world the only person I'd want over for dinner is you. ❞

❝ Who are you? And why were you living a lie? ❞

❝ To live in a lie for so long, to string your husband along. How in the hell could you think that was okay? ❞

❝ In a world full of people who all haven't hurt me the way that you hurt me, the only person I'd want over for dinner is you. ❞

❝ For the record, this is self-destructive. ❞

❝ This is self-destructive, I’m aware of that. ❞

❝ I've been picturing her body draped over the sofa wearing nothing but her hat. ❞

❝ Of course I have sympathy for the pathological liar who did this to me. ❞ 

❝ I admit I wish I could touch her. ❞ 

❝ I can't imagine all the horrible stuff you've heard about me. Well, it's all true. ❞ 

❝ I did not expect this. I really thought that it would be a harder sell. ❞ 

❝ I guess I'm still afraid that I might lie. ❞ 

❝ Of I was given the choice of telling him the truth or sticking knives into my eyes, I'd pick the knives. ❞ 

❝ If he didn't love me anymore then why the hell did he open the front door? ❞ 

❝ There's a good chance that this wine is terrible. ❞ 

❝ My whole life was a lie. ❞ 

❝ Would you like to be famous? In what way? ❞ 

❝ Here’s 36 reasons why you and I cannot be healthy for each other. ❞ 

❝ When I was with you I could be myself. ❞ 

❝ When I was with you I didn't feel lost, confused or frightened or scared to be who I am. ❞        

❝ We both are not totally straight. ❞

❝ When I was with you I was real. ❞

❝ You said that tomorrow could be the perfect day if we let it be. ❞

❝ When was the last time you sang to yourself? To someone else? ❞

❝ If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? ❞

❝ Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? ❞

❝ I'm only afraid of dying alone. ❞

❝ Name 3 things you and your partner appear to have in common. ❞

❝ We both become monsters when we lose. ❞

❝ We both check Twitter for our news. ❞

❝ We both recycle purely out of guilt. ❞

❝ I tried so hard to separate who you are from who you were. ❞

❝ It’s our word against his. ❞

❝ I hid screw-ups from my father, made up school awards to please my mom. ❞

❝ I was told to keep their secrets and in turn they'd keep mine. ❞

❝ Three times I nearly wrecked my life. ❞

❝ Somebody was paid to make it go away. ❞

❝ An inconvenient truth can be easily erased. ❞

❝ I developed some fun habits. Put my white blood cells to work. ❞

❝ To level out, I'd popped some downers. ❞

❝ I suddenly became aware I couldn't keep my head above water. ❞

❝ I saw my parents hearing the news: "Your only daughter drowned today". I thought about what they might say. ❞

❝ She's always been so goddamned independent. The years go by and now we barely see her. ❞

❝ We loved her so much she felt like our child. ❞

❝ Can I pet your dog? ❞

❝ This isn't my dog, actually. It's my friend's dog, Sheila. I'm taking care of her while he's away. She's on a lot of medication. ❞

❝ It felt like my life, but a better version. ❞ 

❝ With you in my life, I was a better person. ❞ 

❝ For the first time I was in love. ❞ 

❝ I loved who I was with you. ❞ 

❝ My parents finally tracked me down after years of jumping from town to town. ❞ 

❝ They say before you die, your whole life flashes before your very eyes. Well, it didn't the first time. ❞ 

❝ I tried to cling to the life I'd made together with you. ❞ 

❝ I wanted to keep my life, but the better version. ❞ 

❝ I memorized your voice and how you say goodbye. But you never said goodbye. ❞ 

❝ I have to leave you behind. I know that sounds harsh but that's the reality. ❞

❝ I wanted to let you in, swallow your pain, because that's what I always do. ❞ 

❝ Unlike you I keep my word. ❞ 

❝ You like to live your life blurring the lines, bending the rules to make yourself look better. ❞

❝ I'd give anything to wake up with you next to me. ❞

❝ Why do I always give in? That is on me to change. ❞

❝ I can't do this to myself again. I deserve someone who accepts reality. ❞

❝ I can't imagine rebuilding my life with you -- constantly on the edge of what I know is true. And you would string me along like you always do, knowing I will never let go. ❞

❝ No one wants to let go. ❞

❝ Only you can be the one to say "I'm done" and walk away. ❞

❝ I'm leaving now. I'm putting one foot in front of the other now. ❞

❝ I deserve to let you go and build a better version on my own. ❞

❝ I feel better already or at least a bit lighter, just by deciding I left you behind. ❞

❝ There's room in my head now that getting you back isn't taking up every inch of my mind. ❞

❝ It's strange to imagine my everyday without you. ❞

❝ If you're listening, I love you. I think I always will. ❞

❝ I thought it was over, thought I was moving forward. ❞

❝ I heard you cry. ❞

❝ I was a coward and I ran away again, that wasn't right. ❞

❝ I can't afford to be a coward anymore. ❞

❝ Another part of adulting is admitting when you're wrong. ❞

❝ For ___ years/months/weeks I tried to tell myself stay strong as the guilty of what I'd done destroyed my mental health. ❞

❝ You were right to give me distance. ❞

❝ I don't expect a response from you. In fact, it's probably best you don't. ❞

❝ I'm not looking for forgiveness. ❞

❝ I'm only giving you what you are owed. ❞

❝ All that's left now is to hit "send" and the weight of the choice will be gone. ❞

❝ Is it weird that I am writing my ex-wife out of the blue? ❞

❝ This love affair ends with a 3-page PDF in 2017. How absurd . ❞

❝ Here's to never looking back. ❞

❝ Okay, it's over... Oh my God, it's really over . ❞

❝ The truth is hard to explain. ❞

❝ The truth can shift and change. ❞

❝ The truth is all about you and your honest point of view. ❞

❝ What’s true for you doesn’t have to be true forever. ❞

❝ Sometimes the truth isn’t always for the better. ❞

❝ The truth is, the truth doesn’t exist in black and white. And sometimes two sides can both be right. ❞

❝ The truth is that you will never really know the truth. ❞ 

[therpmemes]

       everybody’s talking about jamie → lyrics starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ I'm coming out hard and I'm giving 'em hell. ❞

❝ I'm a superstar and you don't even know it. ❞

❝ Kiss my ass goodbye. ❞

❝ I’m lit. ❞

❝ If you ask me real nice I might sign you in too. ❞

❝ Me got big dick. ❞

❝ Life don't owe you, you owe it. ❞

❝ His words built a wall inside my head. ❞

❝ The words left a sting. ❞

❝ Those words are the walls that still hold me in. ❞

❝ This wall, is harder to beat when its one you helped build. ❞

❝ Don't wait for tomorrow, be happy today. ❞

❝ All of those stupid people, who cares what they say? ❞

❝ I know it's not easy but I know you're strong. ❞

❝ You see that dress? Well it started out white. ❞

❝ Who knew a wolf had such a charming bite? ❞

❝ If I met myself back then I wonder what I'd say. ❞

❝ Only fools rush in and think the heart can lead. ❞

❝ Grow a thicker skin cause girl, you're gonna bleed. ❞

❝ Blue skies turn to grey, the only question's when. ❞

❝ I'd make her see the future me, if I met myself again. ❞

❝ If I met myself again I wonder what she'd say. ❞

❝ Love's a losing game that's better left unplayed. ❞

❝ You've yourself to blame for every choice you've made. ❞

❝ If I met myself again, I'd wake her up and god I'd make her run. ❞

❝ I'd turn back time and say girl stay away from him. ❞

❝ You belong in the spotlight. ❞

❝ You're the next phase in feminine. ❞

❝ You're a perfect work of art. ❞

❝ I tried to teach you a lesson. ❞

❝ I told you, your best chance at life was to keep things real. ❞

❝ A work of art is nothing if it doesn’t put on show. ❞

❝ I hope it's everything you ever wanted. ❞

❝ This is everything I ever wanted. ❞

❝ You wanna look? Keep looking. ❞ 

❝ You're just a boy in a dress! ❞

❝ A boy in a dress is something to be laughed at. But a drag queen is something to be feared. ❞

❝ I am a drag queen! ❞

❝ I'm a trending, gender-bending work of art. ❞

❝ Let's get your armour on. ❞

❝ Let's get your warpaint done. ❞

❝ Your darkest demon comes the day that you doubt. ❞

❝ You should have seen it. You should have been there . ❞

❝ You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there. ❞

❝ They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas. ❞

❝ It was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her. ❞

❝ There was a woman whose name was Norman. ❞

❝ She's a Mormon. ❞

❝ Everybody's talking 'bout [name]. ❞

❝ Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore. ❞

❝ And there were boys who looked like girls which was confusing. ❞

❝ So what's a lip sync? Is that like kissing? ❞ 

❝ He kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing. ❞

❝ Too much is never too much . ❞

❝ Give a courtesy 'cause here is your queen. ❞

❝ Serving litty realness and I'm fresher than fresh. ❞

❝ What have I done? ❞

❝ How long can it last? ❞

❝ Women may be born but divas are made. ❞

❝ Don't be throwing no shade. ❞

❝ Look and don't touch. ❞

❝ It means something that's only yours to give. ❞

❝ It means choosing the way you want to live. ❞

❝ It means waiting until you know you're sure. ❞

❝ It's beautiful like you. ❞

❝ There's a place where I belong. ❞

❝ For the kid who came out wrong, there's a place where I belong. ❞

❝ Far from your father's eyes, lost in your mothers lies. ❞

❝ Ugly in this ugly world is all I am. ❞

❝ Why am I even here? ❞

❝ Can't I just disappear? ❞

❝ Ugly poisons everything I do now. ❞

❝ Shit and shame and ugliness is who I am. ❞

❝ Ugly is an ugly face. ❞

❝ Ugly is an ugly kid. ❞

❝ Ugly is this ugly place where ugly does what ugly did. ❞

❝ I remember the spark that lived in a love that died in the dark. ❞

❝ My perfect mistake. ❞

❝ Maybe he'll break my heart. ❞

❝ I'm dreading the day when he just walks away. ❞

❝ He’s my boy. ❞

❝ Believe me, he don't make it easy. ❞

❝ From the moment I saw him, no man came before him. ❞

❝ He taught me to fight. ❞

❝ It's cruel that he can but that's just like a man. ❞

❝ He needs me, fulfills me -- then bleeds me. ❞

❝ I'll trade my tomorrows to have him today . ❞

❝ He's my boy and boys always grow. ❞

❝ He's my boy and boys always go. ❞

❝ He's clueless and clever, confusing, whatever. ❞

❝ He's my life. ❞

❝ He's my baby. ❞

❝ I've been so dumb. ❞

❝ Beauty's in the coming home. ❞

❝ You are more beautiful than me. ❞

❝ I'm sorry for the stupid things I've done. ❞

❝ I'm sorry for the stranger I've become. ❞

❝ I'd be nothing if you'd not been there. ❞

❝ You and me are easy to destroy. ❞

❝ I’d give my life to see you smile. ❞

❝ I thought I’d lost you for while. ❞

❝ I will always be your biggest fan. ❞

❝ Check your suit out, man you were conned. ❞

❝ No she didn't! What is she wearing? ❞

❝ I love what you're wearing! ❞

❝ Put away your dick, please. ❞

❝ So that's our story but what's the lesson? ❞

❝ Victory comes to those that put a dress on! ❞

❝ Be individual, don't act so samey. ❞

❝ He flew too high and paid the price. ❞

❝ You're home. ❞

❝ I was lost I was found, I took the long way around. But I'm home. ❞

❝ Even losers sometimes end up winning. ❞

[therpmemes]

         matt fishel (not thinking straight) → lyrics starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ This is an industry where people make money so your art has to sell. ❞

❝ Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it should be forever.  ❞

❝ You got the fire in your gut and everything that you need to go far. ❞

❝ He said ‘think about the children’. ❞

❝ Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend. ❞

❝ I like guys and they like me. ❞

❝ We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do. ❞

❝ Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it has been forever. ❞

❝ It's okay to cry over someone.   ❞

❝ It's okay to fall in love. ❞

❝ Boys grow up to be good fathers, working to bring bacon in. ❞

❝ Girls are raised to bring the babies, they will keep your kitchen clean. ❞

❝ It's okay to doubt yourself sometimes.   ❞

❝ But guys look so much better in my bed, unbuttoning their shirt. ❞

❝ I'm sick and tired of stupid people. ❞

❝ What you do behind closed doors, doesn't really bother me at all.  ❞

❝ I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home, as long as it's not in front of me.  ❞

❝ Please don't say that I'm closed-minded, some of my best friends are like you.  ❞

❝ I am happy that you're happy, you don't have to prove it to me. ❞

❝ We're not trying to prove a point about anything. ❞

❝ We don't thrive on shoving it in your faces. ❞

❝ You're my best memory.  ❞

❝ I was fearful of you.  ❞

❝ I was scared.  ❞

❝ If ever you should stumble, I will be your ground.  ❞

❝ I'm your man.  ❞

❝ It was on that day I touched a guy for the first time.  ❞

❝ I was so damn scared, I was trembling all over.  ❞

❝ Oh baby do you remember the way you smiled? You were so beautiful. ❞

❝ If I can't touch you baby, what's the point in going on? ❞

❝ Do your words still stand?  ❞

❝ I'm the boy you wanted, but I'm not the man you love.  ❞

❝ You're the most complicated boy that I ever met.  ❞

❝ There's absolutely nothing going on in your head.  ❞

❝ You're the most complicated boy that I ever met Yet there's absolutely nothing going on in your head. How's that for a contradiction! ❞

❝ Sometimes I think you are a devil and you're up to no good. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think you're just an angel and you're misunderstood. ❞

❝ One minute you're saying 'yes' and then the next is a 'no'. It's like I'm banging my head on a wall.  ❞

❝ If you want it then you got it.  ❞

❝ Just say you're for it and I'll be waiting patiently. ❞

❝ Show a little love for the 1980s. ❞

❝ Let’s go back to mine for something more than a Maybe. ❞

❝ You're always drinking wine and smokin' all my cigarettes. ❞

❝ You laugh and joke like you're unimpressed. ❞

❝ You got me wrapped around a string upon your finger. ❞

❝ First you reel me in and then spit me out and I don't know where I stand. ❞

❝ I've never felt about anybody this way. ❞

❝ Your dirty games are driving me insane. ❞

❝ I'm gonna have my wicked way with you baby. ❞

❝ I will never let you go. ❞

❝ One day I'm gonna be a freeway truck driver picking up guys along the way. ❞

❝ I think all these thoughts of American movies have gone right to our heads. ❞

❝ All the houses here are lonely, yet all the christmas decorations are the same. ❞

❝ "Would I be sitting here with you if there was something else to do in _____" your eyes say. ❞

❝ Both your parents think I'm too polite and my mother thinks you're simply delightful. ❞

❝ Is this ever going anywhere? ❞

❝ We pretend this town's the coolest place we've ever been, yet I feel I can hardly breath here. ❞

❝ Thirty minutes till someone comes home. ❞

❝ I try to forget about the pain that we're both going through. ❞

❝ I almost didn't recognize you today. ❞

❝ I've gotta admit I was thinking about you. ❞

❝ I think you even screamed "I love you" today. ❞

❝ All I can ever do is touch, but I want you so fucking much tonight. ❞

❝ I heard that you skipped school today. ❞

❝ You know that's against the rules. ❞

❝ They told me you've been smoking in the park again. ❞

❝ Don't be ashamed, I'm not judging you. ❞

❝ You should know I empathise. ❞

❝ You gotta rebel and break the rules sometimes but you gotta pick your fights. ❞

❝ You feel you're on your own but I've been there before. ❞

❝ Everything will change, though right now it may not feel that way. ❞

❝ When I see the anger in your eyes it feels like I'm seventeen again. ❞

❝ So your parents don't get on anymore and your dad is moving house. ❞

❝ All this weed you're smoking isn't good for you. ❞

❝ So go get stoned, but don't drop out. ❞

❝ It breaks my heart to see such a confident boy waste away like this. ❞

❝ You're never on your own, I'll be there for you. ❞

❝ I can help things change, but only if you let me in. ❞

❝ I wanna be a friend to you but I can't be seventeen again. ❞

❝ I can see the telltale signs there's something else on your mind. ❞

❝ Just have a good time and experiment for a while. ❞

❝ How will you know if you never find out? ❞

❝ What the hell you gonna lose? ❞

❝ He might feel the same way. ❞

❝ You were never that good anyway. ❞

❝ I'm sick of waitin' for you to come by. ❞

❝ Who know, maybe someday, we can be friends? ❞

❝ I can't deny that you were always a means to an end. ❞

❝ I wanna be free from the clutches that you've held on me. ❞

❝ I thought this was what you wanted. ❞

❝ Why can’t we still be friends? After all this was how this started. ❞

❝ I don’t think I can go on. ❞

❝ I always dreamed we’d get it on. ❞

❝ Come back and let’s have some fun. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be here on my own. ❞

❝ I don’t want to lose you. ❞

❝ With your messed up little games and your horny little brain, it’d be a shame to lose you. ❞

❝ God, you know that makes me horny. ❞

❝ All this display of masculinity, well it's making me feel a bit nauseous. ❞

❝ I have never functioned well at a competitive sport. ❞

❝ I'm far too paranoid about the way I look when I run. ❞

❝ I will never be Captain, but I will be King. ❞

❝  And I'm gonna achieve the most wonderful things that don't involve playing football in the rain. ❞

❝ I don't know if I could ever win - but I'm gonna be the best there's ever been. ❞

❝ He wears a smile of a different kind when he comes to stay over at my place. ❞

❝ His parents are hoping for wonderful things that don't involve him screwing ‘round with me. ❞

❝ He's "every girl's dream". ❞

❝ In the morning when we wake up there'll be something else to fight about. ❞

❝ I try to talk things over and you retaliate with spite. ❞

❝ It's not alright. ❞

❝ I will not force you to listen to the bands I love, or find more flaws to address if you would swear to open and talk once in a while. ❞

❝ You cannot keep it all inside for weeks then snap at me like an angry child. ❞

❝ I thought that we could save it, when I thought it was worth the fight. ❞

❝ I thought that we could make it if we tried, but we tried. ❞

❝ The thought of telling people you're no longer my boyfriend kills me. ❞

❝ If only we'd been open; and honest more of the time. ❞

❝ Forgiveness comes with an apology. ❞

❝ It's been such a long time since we've spoken. ❞

❝ I never meant to do you wrong. ❞

❝ I never meant to make you cry. ❞

❝ I was young and I was all mixed up inside. ❞

❝ I'd write you songs but I'd cry on my way home. ❞

❝ Boys can be so cruel. ❞

❝ I appeared so strong but when no one was watching me I would come undone. ❞

❝ I don't think I fit in here but there's nowhere else. ❞

❝ Are these sins? Is this right? ❞

❝ If you need me you know where I am. ❞

❝ I'm sure deep down you always knew. ❞

❝ I'm sorry I lied. ❞

❝ You saved my life. ❞

❝ He was the kinda guy you wanted to kiss. ❞

❝ I want to be naughty with your lips. ❞

❝ It's a beautiful thing when boy meets boy. ❞

❝ It's really corny and it makes me laugh sometimes. ❞

❝ It's kinda tragic but it makes me laugh sometimes. ❞

❝ Your chest feels like heaven when it's pressing on mine.   ❞

❝ Well, okay... I’ll stay. ❞

❝ I can't get him out of my head. ❞

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Hi! May I request sentence starters based off the Broadway musical The Band's Visit? Thanks so much!

Hi! Of course, I just posted it. I hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!

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                  the band’s visit   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ What's new here? ❞

❝ You're waiting, I'm waiting, 'cause that's what we do here.  ❞

❝ I’m just waiting for something to change. ❞

❝ Sometimes it feels like we're moving in a circle. ❞

❝ No one's complaining, we're experts at waiting . ❞

❝ Time's like an ocean, the sofa is my boat. And I'm just drifting right along.   ❞

❝ Time is like syrup and I'm the bug stuck in the syrup.   ❞

❝ I’m waiting to find out what I'm doing wrong.   ❞

❝ There's two kinds of waiting: there's the kind where you're expecting something new or even strange. But this kind of waiting, you keep looking off out into the distance even though you know the view is never going to change. ❞

❝ Such a city, everybody loves it! Lots of fun, lots of art, lots of culture. ❞

❝ Such a city, nobody knows it! Not a fun, not an art, not a culture. ❞

❝ Welcome to Nowhere! ❞

❝ I was romantic and young and stupid. ❞

❝ I met my husband, you know how these things go. ❞

❝ You've got your story. You're in your movie. You are the hero. You think you know.   ❞

❝ You think you know what happens. You think it all will happen. You think it all will go a certain way.   ❞

❝ You have someone waiting for you in _____? ❞

❝ You learn your lesson, grow up a little. You settle in, then it is what it is. You've got what you got. ❞

❝ In love and music, all is fair. ❞

❝ I was in the middle of my solo when her eyes met mine. ❞

❝ Love makes a rhythm. ❞

❝ I could feel my heart -- It started jumping in my chest. ❞

❝ And I smiled at her and she smiled at me and the music did the rest.  ❞

❝ Get off your seat and move your feet and dance to the beat of your heart. ❞

❝ And if I stop and close my eyes I'll see an angel swirling, moving -- Young and so alive.❞

❝ Her face was beautiful. My God, her face was beautiful. ❞

❝  So maybe I'm romantic. Maybe I'm a sentimental fool. ❞

❝ Music and love, who can tell them apart? ❞

❝ Shake your ass! ❞

❝ My mother and I would sit there in a trance. ❞

❝ I don't know, with the girls, I don't know what to do. ❞

❝ I'm smarter up here than I am down here. ❞

❝ I'm smarter up here than I am down here. And up here, I'm not too smart. ❞

❝ They might have smiled at me once or twice. ❞

❝ If they have breasts and they're not my mother, then all I hear is [ocean noises].  ❞

❝ I don't know what to do with the hands or the feet. ❞

❝ She might be wanting to get touchy-feely. ❞

❝ She might as well be speaking Swahili 'cause all I hear is [ocean noises]. ❞

❝ And my tongue gets big. And I can't move my knees. And my eyeballs freeze. And all I see's a tunnel. And there's cotton in my head. My legs are full of lead. And my brain goes deader than the Dead Sea. ❞

❝ Dead in the mind and I find that I kind of go into an infantile trance .❞

❝ Then I lose my wits and my lights go off. I get all sticky in the pits and I smell like falafel. And my ears get hot and I feel real awful and all I hear is [ocean noises]. ❞

❝ I’m sinking down like a schmuck. ❞

❝ Go ahead and tell me I should keep on trying. Go ahead and tell me I should break the ice. I'll be standing here, deaf and dying. ❞

❝ You don’t break the ice, you melt the ice. ❞

❝ It's not about the conversation. The words are like your lips, are reaching out to kiss the ear. ❞

❝ Everything's alight. ❞

❝ This is the park. It's not look like a park, you have to imagine. ❞

❝ Do you hear the sea? ❞

❝ How does it feel to have all the people waiting for you, and all their eyes for you? ❞

❝ Is this a love song? ❞

❝ What's he saying? ❞

❝ Is he lonely? Maybe reaching out for someone? ❞

❝ Look at me. Maybe I'm the one who's fishing. ❞

❝ Nothing's as surprising as the taste of something strange. ❞

❝ And here's this man right here beside me: Kind of deep and kind of cute. ❞

❝ Who is this man right here beside me? ❞

❝ What is he thinking? ❞

❝ Nothing is as beautiful as something that you don't expect. ❞

❝ Look at those hands. Those are not young hands. ❞

❝ I don't know what I feel. ❞

❝ I don't know what I know. All I know is I feel something different. ❞

❝ He makes me feel something different. ❞

❝ I'm sorry, son. ❞

❝ We fell in love, your mom and I We made our plans and started life. ❞

❝ Now we fight and back away. A loser and a loser's wife. ❞

❝ I guess I am a patient man. ❞

❝ Where are you? ❞

❝ Will you answer me? ❞

❝ My ears are thirsty for your voice. ❞

❝ Are you there? ❞

❝ In my dreams, my beloved lies beside me. ❞

❝ When the sun and moon and stars are gone. What's left is only you. ❞ 

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I'm in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH -- you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you're the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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                a gentleman’s guide to love and murder                                                        → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ I think you deserve to know. ❞

❝ Take this knowledge and use it well. ❞

❝ Don't you just love me in pink? ❞

❝ Maybe a flower for my hair? ❞

❝ Do you hate these earrings? ❞

❝ I don't know what I'd do without you. ❞

❝ I have never met another man who's half as dear as you. ❞

❝ You make me laugh more than anybody. ❞

❝ No one holds a conversation half as beautifully as you. ❞

❝ Well actually there is a matter of some urgency I should like to discuss- ❞

❝ Foolish to think she would marry you/me. ❞

❝ Foolish to dream she's in love with you/me. ❞

❝ Let's have a drink.  ❞

❝ It's foolish to think I’ll ever stop loving her.   ❞

❝ You know you don't belong here. ❞

❝ Put down that book! ❞

❝ I don't understand the poor.   ❞

❝  Where's the dignity? Where’s the pride?❞

❝ Why accept charity? ❞

❝ He may be a bit of a drinker... ❞

❝ I'm afraid I shall need your hand, please? ❞

❝ I am standing here with poison in my pocket... ❞

❝ Not to mention what I would have done if I had had a gun. ❞

❝ Is it strange to feel a wee bit melancholic? ❞

❝ Murdering is easier than I had thought. ❞

❝ I don't know what you'll do without me. ❞

❝ You’ll find someone better to love. ❞

❝ Have I just broken your heart? ❞

❝ Poor me. ❞

❝ My husband will always be... straight as a line. ❞

❝ Only another man knows what you need. ❞

❝ It's better with a man. ❞

❝ Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind. ❞

❝ Women are soft against your skin. They're awfully nice to nestle with.   ❞

❝ Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell. ❞

❝ Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell their wives. ❞

❝ Men know there are things you must not say. ❞

❝ Discretion is the only way that love survives. ❞

❝ Women are too complex. ❞

❝ Men are a simpler sex. ❞

❝ The world be in awfully good condition, if we could all live inside out. ❞

❝ There would many fewer people who could hurt you if we could all live outside in. ❞

❝ What is the point of helping others unless you let the whole world know? ❞

❝ How my fondness for him has grown. ❞

❝ Will I see you again? ❞

❝ Who but he stood beside me to comfort me? ❞

❝ A wife who meets her obligation is allowed to have her fun. ❞

❝ He's the last one you'd expect. ❞

❝ No one knows who you really are. ❞

❝ What a tasteless way of showing off. ❞

❝ I happened to notice there wasn't a lot of crying. ❞

❝ I know that your embrace is a treacherous place. ❞

❝ This is the face of a woman a man could easily worship for all of his days. ❞

❝ A man could  easily lose his sanity deciphering your gaze. ❞

❝ You are vain and you are heartless and yet I can feel in you a shade of sadness. ❞

❝ Forgive my intrusion. I needed to see you. ❞

❝ I have arrived at a stunning conclusion and I feared I would lose my resolve if I did not come here directly. ❞

❝ I've decided to marry you. ❞

❝ I have thoroughly thought it through and the man that I want is you! ❞

❝ There are quite a few who'd strongly disagree. ❞

❝ This is quite unconventional, I admit. ❞

❝ If you do not say yes at once, I think I'll die! ❞

❝ What am I doing here? This could be dangerous If I'm discovered, imagine the scandal! ❞

❝ Is that a woman? And if that's a woman, than what is she doing here? ❞

❝ I'll be warned not to marry you. ❞

❝ I ’ll be scorned if I marry you. ❞

❝ When I recall this day, I think I’ll cry. ❞

❝ How happy I'd be to be at your disposal. ❞

❝ You'll never win! ❞

❝ Look whose head is finally on the block. ❞

❝ It seems that now at last the moment I've been waiting for is here. ❞

❝ What an awful waste to do in someone I don't want to kill. ❞

❝ I am under strict instructions to arrest you. ❞

❝ Stop! Wait! What?! ❞

❝ Is all of it now to be lost? ❞

❝ This murder was not one of mine! ❞

❝ That horrible woman. ❞

❝ Oh make no mistake, she's a venomous snake. ❞

❝ I have come here to save him. He's an innocent man! ❞

❝ My husband is an innocent man. ❞

❝ Every word is a lie! ❞

❝ I hear that she drinks. ❞

❝ He would not hurt a fly! ❞ 

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                night in the woods → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞

❝ I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do. ❞

❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞

❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞

❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞

❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞

❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞

❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞

❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞

❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞

❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞

❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I'm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something.  ❞

❝ It's a fantastic ass right? ❞

❝ No fascists at this party! ❞

❝ You could vape. ❞

❝ You know when your body is like 'Uh whoa I almost died,' and you get all hyper because you're filled with dolphins? ❞

❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞

❝ If anyone's going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞

❝ I'm like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞

❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞

❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren't OK. ❞

❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞

❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞

❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞

❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞

❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞

❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞

❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞

❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞

❝ Okay, I don't feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞

❝ I'm gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞

❝ You can't take a woman's husband just because he's dead! ❞

❝ I am super, super gay. ❞

❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞

❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞

❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞ 

❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞

❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞

❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞

❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞

❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞

❝ I’m just glad I didn’t -- yeah, anyway. ❞

❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞

❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞

❝ Screw it! I'm doing two beers! I'm doing beer! ❞

❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞

❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞

❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞

❝ I don't even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞

❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞

❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞

❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞

❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞

❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞

❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞

❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞

❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞

❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your... issue? ❞

❝ You’re home enough. ❞

❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞ 

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                   hayley kiyoko → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ So go ahead, break my heart. ❞

❝ You'll want to love me. ❞

❝ I get excited when I discover something rare... like you. ❞

❝ I like your aura and I'm pretty sure I love your hair. ❞

❝ You're sweet as maple. ❞

❝ Look at your face, look at my dress. Looks like we're not here to impress. ❞

❝ What's better than love? ❞

❝ Even when that love is gone you weren't wrong to have been mine. ❞

❝ Meet me halfway to your heart. ❞

❝ I've given it all to you. ❞

❝ Do whatever gets you seen. ❞

❝ Kiss me until I forget my name. ❞

❝ This could take all night... ❞

❝ Your hips, your lips, they're mine. ❞

❝ I've got better luck in my head. ❞

❝ I fantasize, a secret life and place where we hide. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be anywhere else but here. ❞

❝ Stealing kisses from your missus, does it make you freak out? ❞

❝ Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new. ❞

❝ I'ma take your girl out. ❞

❝ Don't tell me what I feel. I'm real and I don't feel like boys. ❞

❝ Tell me what you want this to be. ❞

❝ I know what I want this to be. ❞

❝ You're feeding the fire. ❞

❝ I think I just needed to cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna tell you that you're really pretty, [girl]. ❞

❝ I just wanna know if you will let me be your world. ❞

❝ I just know you got to taste like candy. ❞

❝ I can see you're real smart. ❞

❝ You make me feel like I wanna be bad. ❞

❝ I need you to be free. ❞

❝ So this is where I leave you. ❞

❝ Just rest your eyes. ❞

❝ I’m just trying to be nice. ❞

❝ They say I'll get hurt, if I'm not like ice. ❞

❝ I know I've got friends, but I still get so lonely. ❞

❝ If I look in your eyes, I’ll want you to hold me. ❞

❝ I'm sorry that I care. ❞

❝ I can't help but care. ❞

❝ I over-communicate and feel too much. ❞

❝ I’m sick and tired of acting all tough. ❞

❝ I'm hooked on all these feelings. ❞

❝ I know exactly what I’m feeling. ❞

❝ Keep telling me lies, they're killing me slowly. ❞

❝ I get too attached, they don't even know me. ❞

❝ Why can’t I relax? ❞

❝ Sure I would kiss you. ❞

❝ I'll lay with you. ❞

❝ No, I can't fix you. ❞

❝ What I need is for you to be sure. ❞

❝ When we’re with your family, you don’t want to show it. ❞

❝ I only want a girl who ain't afraid to love me. ❞

❝ I know we’re not together but I won’t forget you. ❞

❝ I don't wanna talk about it, I don't wanna think about it. ❞

❝ Even when you're next to me, it's not the way I’m picturing. ❞

❝ You wanna be friends forever? I can think of something better. ❞

❝ But will you ever mess with me? No. ❞

❝ At least I got you in my head. ❞

❝ You will never understand, even when you hold my hand I just feel alone. ❞

❝ Come on, let's sleep in my bed. ❞

❝ I can tell you don't get it 'cause you tell me that everything will be okay. ❞

❝ All I wanna do is cry. That's all I wanna do. ❞ 

❝ Maybe, I'll just dye my hair. ❞ 

❝ What I need is quiet. ❞ 

❝ I paint on a smile so that no one ever sees. ❞ 

❝ It's easier for me to stay quiet, not speak a word - for if I do, then the truth might emerge. ❞ 

❝ They are my emotions to feel. ❞ 

❝ Nobody can poison my feelings if they're never revealed. ❞ 

❝ Don't let me die when there's nobody here.   ❞ 

❝ I need a drink, whiskey ain't my thing but shit is all good. ❞ 

❝ You've been out of reach, could you explain? I think that you should. ❞ 

❝ What you been up to? Who's been loving you good? ❞ 

❝ I’ve been looking through the texts and all the photos. ❞ 

❝ Do you let him touch you the way I used to? ❞ 

❝ Did you take him to the pier in Santa Monica? Forget to bring a jacket, wrap up in him cause you wanted to? ❞ 

❝ I'm just curious, is it serious? ❞ 

❝ Are we just friends? ❞ 

❝ You say you wanted me, but you're sleeping with him ❞ 

❝ I don’t believe you. ❞ 

❝ You ain’t been loving me right. ❞     

❝ I wanna be loved every night. ❞     

❝ Baby, you should pick up the phone. ❞     

❝ If you're around, come get it. ❞     

❝ I wanna be missed like every night. ❞     

❝ I wanna be kissed like it's the last time. ❞     

❝ Say you can't eat, can't sleep, can't breathe without me. ❞     

❝ I wanna be held. ❞     

❝ Say you can't walk, can't talk, go on without me. ❞     

❝ I want you tired every day 'Cause I run through your brain. ❞     

❝ Hold me down, keep me safe. ❞     

❝ I left a mark on your neck. ❞     

❝ Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, I'm the best you've ever had. ❞     

❝ Why don't you just cut the shit? ❞     

❝ Why can't you just be honest -- with yourself? ❞     

❝ I know every day you're thinking of me. ❞     

❝ You say no one will understand. You wish you could but you just can't.❞  

❝ How long 'til you realize, he'll never love you like me? ❞    

❝ So thirsty, you're drowning in it. ❞   

❝ I’ll make it to the top. ❞   

❝ Does it really matter at all? ❞   

❝ Come around 'cause I need you. ❞   

❝ Let me see you. ❞   

❝ I miss you, I love you, so it's really hard to see -- we just got to let it be.❞ 

❝ Won't you just meet me in the middle? ❞   

❝ I believe we just had to learn to fall. ❞   

❝ I'm making a new home. ❞                         

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                                    moodboard meme

send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.

✿ for a general moodboard about my muse

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

❤  for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse 

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

💕  for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships 

👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style

👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood

🏠  for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics

🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods

👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation

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                  love, simon  → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. features quotes from Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda as well. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ I’m just like you. ❞

❝ I have one huge-ass secret. ❞

❝ Nobody knows I’m gay. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck on a ferris wheel. One minute I’m on top of the world, then the next I’m at rock-bottom. ❞

❝ I’ve been thinking about why I haven’t come out yet. ❞

❝ Who you are to the world is pretty terrifying because what if the world doesn’t like you?❞

❝ It doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m always on the outside, there’s this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just can’t ever cross it. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think I’m destined to care so much about one person it nearly kills me. ❞

❝ He’s wearing a woman’s sweater and he’s drunk. ❞

❝ When did you first realize? ❞

❝ I haven’t told anyone. Announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying. ❞ 

❝ I have something to tell you. I’m straight. ❞

❝ I like girls. ❞

❝ I’m heterosexual. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore. ❞

❝ I’m supposed to be the one that decides when and how and who knows, and how I get to say it, that’s supposed to be my thing! ❞

❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story and I want someone to share it with. ❞

❝ Have you ever been in love? ❞

❝ These last years, it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. ❞

❝ Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F. ❞

❝ She’s cute, but she’s just not really my type. Not because she’s black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just, I just, I just love all women. ❞

❝ I might not know your name or what you look like, but I want to find you.❞

❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. ❞

❝ White shouldn't be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn't even be a default. ❞

❝ Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me ❞

❝ Straight people really should have to come out, and the more awkward it is, the better. Awkwardness should be a requirement. ❞

❝ I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in you masculinity isn't the same as being straight. ❞

❝ I'm just so sick of straight people who can't get their shit together. ❞

❝ I’m too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isn’t real. ❞

❝ Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway. ❞

❝ Did you just tell us you're gay? ❞

❝ Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy. ❞

❝ I fall a little bit in love with everyone. ❞

❝ People are shameless when it comes to cake. It's a beautiful thing to see. ❞

❝ There's something about you that makes me want to open up, and that's slightly terrifying to me. ❞

❝ I knew you had a secret. ❞

❝ I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn't wan to pry. Maybe I made a mistake. ❞

❝ You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want. ❞

❝ I like no endings. I like things that don't end. ❞

❝ You may actually be the only person who gets more than 140 characters from me. That's kind of awesome, right? ❞

❝ I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet. ❞

❝ I can’t imagine a scenario where I don’t want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.❞

❝ I feel irrelevant. ❞

❝ They put me in a box, and every time I try to nudge the lid open, they slam it back down. It’s like nothing about me is allowed to change. ❞

❝ It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue they’re doing it. ❞

❝ There's no such thing as a good idea when you're in seventh grade. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm supposed to make some comment to underscore the ridiculousness of it all, but honestly? It's sort of nice not to have to be cynical for a change. ❞

❝ I try not to change, but i keep changing, in all these tiny ways. And every freaking time, i have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. ❞ 

❝ You make everything a big deal. ❞

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                 bridget jones trilogy → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

bridget jones’s diary

❝ Nice boys don’t kiss like that. ❞

❝ I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. ❞

❝ The thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. ❞

❝ I like you, very much. Just as you are. ❞

❝ It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces. ❞

❝ If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse. ❞

❝ I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother. ❞

❝ I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Well, I meant it, but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant. ❞

❝ You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and I like you. ❞

❝ If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice... more than nice. ❞

❝ If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone. ❞

❝ I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. ❞

❝ Is that blue soup? ❞

❝ I've got to leave my job because I shagged my boss. ❞

❝ Now these are very silly little boots. And this is a very silly little dress. And these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties. ❞

❝ I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper. ❞

❝ Should I bring my dueling pistols or my sword? ❞

❝ New Year's Resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking total nonsense to strangers... actually, quit talking, full stop. ❞

❝ Tell me, is it one in four marriages that end in divorce these days, or one in three? ❞

❝ If you have to travel alone, travel in style. ❞

❝ This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers. ❞

❝ What you just did is actually illegal in several countries. ❞

❝ I thought you said she was thin. ❞

❝ Every time I see you, you seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a complete idiot. And you really needn't bother: I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway.    ❞

❝ First, have some more wine, and then tell me the story about practicing French kissing with the art girls at school, because it's a very good story. ❞

❝ I must say the sex is still quite surprising. Do you know just the other day I was just dozing off and I felt this huge... ❞

❝ Frankly darling, if I had the chance again I wouldn't have had children. ❞

❝ Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. ❞

❝ Resolution number two: I will find a nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts. ❞

❝ Bizarre what some men find attractive. ❞

❝ I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan. ❞

❝ I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. ❞

❝ I have a butt the size of Brazil. ❞

❝ The only thing worse than smug married couple; lots of smug married couples. ❞

❝ I mean there's been all these bloody hints and stuff, but has he ever actually stuck his fucking tongue down your fucking throat? ❞ 

❝ I realized that unless something change, soon I am going to live a life where my major relationship is with a bottle of wine and I'll finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians. ❞

❝ At least, now that I'm in my thirties, I can hold my drink. ❞

bridget jones: the edge of reason

❝ I truly believe that happiness is possible... even when you're thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls. ❞

❝ You have a nice car. And - quite nice manners, outside the bedroom. But that's about it. ❞

❝ Friends - they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him! ❞

❝ Look are you gonna step outside or do I have to drag you? ❞

❝ Will you stop? Stop staring at me while I'm asleep. ❞

❝ I've just had a rather graphic sex flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous butt. ❞

❝ What are you gonna do now? Drown me in sixteen inches of water? ❞

❝ I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits. ❞

❝ I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits. In all circumstances. ❞

❝ You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely. ❞

❝ You're sexy. You make me laugh - at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best sex I ever had. ❞

❝ Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance? ❞

❝ I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse. ❞

❝ I read that you should never go out with someone if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't. ❞

❝ You're not perfect either! You look down your nose at absolutely everyone and you're incapable of doing anything spontaneous or potentially affectionate. ❞

❝ It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room who's- who's so fantastic, just the way she is, that you don't need to fix her. ❞

❝ You can never muster the strength to fight for me. ❞

❝ She's got legs up to here! My legs only come up to here! ❞

❝ You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart. ❞

❝ I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. ❞

❝ I'm very worried. What if someone says, "Get out of here, you are ridiculous"? ❞

❝ I wonder what he would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought. ❞

❝ He must still love me! ❞

❝ You wouldn’t sleep with him? ❞

❝ He's a dysfunctional, fucked-up, middle-aged lost boy! ❞

❝ Let's just say... that we suffered from fatal incompatibility. ❞

❝ Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish. ❞

❝ Are you really pregnant? ❞

❝ What do you want? Boy or a girl? ❞

❝ l suppose l've always had the fantasy of a son. ❞

❝ Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home. Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse that you're never allowed to remove again. ❞

❝ Oh, you're absolutely right. lt's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents. ❞

❝ What is madness is to have a child if his parents can't have a discussion without one shouting at the other. ❞

❝ It is a magic mushroom moment, isn't it? ❞

bridget jones’s baby

❝ Well, I can always find time to save the world. And _____, you're my world. ❞

❝ We could be so good for each other. ❞

❝ Sometimes you love a person because of all the reasons they're not like you. And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home. ❞

❝ You can do this. You can. We can do it together. ❞

❝ Just think what life's thrown at you already. You've turned disasters into triumphs with your sheer, joyful, indefatigable, infectuous lust for life. ❞

❝ You've managed this entire pregnancy almost entirely on your own, despite a lunatic mother, repressed men, and boyfriends who don't deserve you. ❞

❝ I love you. Just the way you were, the way you are, the way you always will be. ❞

❝ I don't know how to, uh, explain. Um... I'm pregnant. ❞

❝ Did you have a three-way? ❞

❝ You don't really need them, you know. All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on. They really just get in the way after that. You're absolutely capable of doing this on your own. ❞

❝ I can't go back and keep making the same mistakes. I have to keep moving forward and make new ones. ❞

❝ Do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is. ❞

❝ I would not have let you do that on a second date. ❞

❝ You know what? I'm really not your buddy. ❞

❝ I've come to know her/him/them/you rather well, and I've spent those years caring for her/him/them/you very deeply. And that may defy automated reasoning, but there's nothing I can do about it. ❞

❝ Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs. ❞

❝ My ex-husband said it was like watching his favorite pub burn down. ❞

❝ "Think the pain away." You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away. ❞

❝ I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette? ❞

❝ I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother. ❞

❝ Relevant, relatable, extremely fuckable. Good work. ❞

❝ So, you're not disappointed? You don't think I belong on Jerry Springer?❞

❝ I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything. ❞

❝ For better or worse, fate has brought us together. ❞

❝ How do you want to do this? Epidural? ❞

❝ No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain. ❞

❝ I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine. ❞

❝ Yoga is supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart. ❞

❝ Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we get. Full house! Bingo! ❞

❝ His death seems to have hit the Eastern European modeling community particularly hard. ❞

❝ Nice memorial, as memorials go. Almost makes one look forward to one's own. ❞

❝ Twice in the space of a week, I turn up at church as rent-a-spinster. ❞

❝ Oh, God! You didn't use those! The vegan condoms? ❞

❝ "Biodegradable and dolphin-friendly." If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment. ❞