PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?
GROVER: Yeah...
ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.
PERCY: So fun week ahead!
GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.
ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!
GROVER: We're not married!
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the thing with good omens is that ultimately it doesn’t even matter to me if it’s kinda bad sometimes. these are my good friends aziraphale and crowley and i WOULD watch them do silly pointless nonsense for hours
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There was and will never be anything funnier than heartbreak high including the real life viral video of that kid getting swooped by a magpie and making it canonically Spider.
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Luke, talking about Percy: he’s such a funny little guy.
Luke: I can’t believe I’m gonna betray him.
Annabeth: you don’t have to??
Luke: oh no I’m gonna
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Aziraphale: I love murder mysteries!
Crowley , trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Gods: Percy Jackson. You shall be blessed with immortality!
Annabeth: Impossible. He wasn't even blessed with brains!
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isaac: where's coach beard?
roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.
jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?
colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse
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annabeth: and that's the plan!
annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.
kahoot music starts
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Alastor: Susan.
Susan: Hello Alastor. You’re looking grey and sickly.
Alastor: So nice of you to greet us, I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.
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looking into my pjo screencaps folder like: it's all annabeth, how'd that happen?
me when watching any episode: SHE 💕🥹 look at HER ✨😍 SHEEEE🤩🥳💫🫶
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Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Mobius, softly: You and me.
Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
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SMOSH ON DIRTY LAUNDRY I REPEAT SMOSH ON DIRTY LAUNDRY
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Aziraphale : Crowley ? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Crowley : I'll stop twice on the way back.
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