thesaddestchickennugget
thesaddestchickennugget
The Toenail Collector
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By the time you realize my worth, I’ll be boiling hotdogs for someone else
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thesaddestchickennugget · 4 months ago
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I wish I had friends
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thesaddestchickennugget · 4 months ago
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DRATULAAAAAA 🧛‍♂️
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Doodles from the hit game Dreaming of bbqs (that I forgot to post here)
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thesaddestchickennugget · 4 months ago
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DREAM BBQ‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
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thesaddestchickennugget · 4 months ago
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New hyperfixation unlocked 🔓
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ENA DREAM BBQ ‼️‼️
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thesaddestchickennugget · 4 months ago
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E N A
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Ello
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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Sulemio world domination
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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Some Witch From Mercury gays for a warmup
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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2 anime I love in one post? What is this, a crossover episode?
personally i like when lesbians are a little bit deranged and covered in blood
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enrichment
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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Ihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateher
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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I just spent a lovely evening watching romance and slice of life anime. and I was sitting in a cozy bean bag chair the Whole Time. I hope the person reading this has a serene and wonderful rest of their day
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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my favourite activity is starting essays three hours before they’re due, writing the worst thing that’s ever been written in the history of man, refusing to double check my work, and the. submitting it with a minute to spare
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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I often dance around my house as a method of transportation, despite the fact that I am incapable of dance. Am I embarrassed? No. Am I embarrassed? Yes. But that’s neither here nor there.
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thesaddestchickennugget · 6 months ago
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Roommates ~
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thesaddestchickennugget · 7 months ago
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Reblogging because attaching fascism is the hill I want to die on.
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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thesaddestchickennugget · 7 months ago
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friend asked on call "yall want anything from my kitchen" and i said "is your mom still up?" and she answered all "nah i think she went 2 bed, but-" meanwhile everyone else was groaning and cursing my name and saying "here he go again" and so on. i cant ask questions? im just asking questions here. im just a questions asker. north america is really going 2 the dogs you cant even ask questions.
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thesaddestchickennugget · 7 months ago
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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