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HAPPY ONAM ASHAMSAKAL: As over 38 Million Keralites celebrate the National Festival of Onam, celebrations pour far and wide to welcome the benevolent Dravidian Asura King Maveli who was unfairly thrown to the underworld by the jealous Devas through Vishnu's Brahmin dwarf avatar of Vamana. Maveli had given the deceitful Vamana three feet of land and was tricked but pleaded if he atleast could visit his people once a year; the day on which Onam is celebrated. Mavelinadu, a kingdom without caste and class, saw the veneration of the just king Maveli/Mahabali who was adored by all Keralites before the Brahmanical colonisation of Kerala by the Aryans.

The people of Kerala still remember the historical occupation of the Devas and believe that Maveli will come back once again and establish Mavelinadu. Sahodaran Ayyapan in his poem about the Maveli era writes, "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘴 / 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 / 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯 / 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘦��𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 / 𝘝𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘥 / 𝘞𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘪 / 𝘐𝘧 𝘖𝘯𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴 / 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴". Meanwhile Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi wishes the people of Kerala in his own style while he asked the Brahmin Dwarf Vamana to join the NDA Alliance. Despite the rich history of resisting Brahminism, some elements prefer to brahmanise the festival of Onam by declaring only vegetarian meals should be allowed and caricaturing Maveli as a Brahmin King.

As King Maveli is set to spend the day with his people and enjoying their festivities, his bail as part of the ongoing UAPA case instigated by Vamana and the Indian State is set to expire by tomorrow, after which he will return to the underworld until next year. Until then, the people of Kerala and Mavelinadu will work tirelessly to keep the forces of evil aside and bring back the Golden Age of Mahabali.

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IMPERIAL HINDI DIVAS DAY: As the Akhand Bharat Empire gears to celebrate the National Language while it cuts funding for all classical languages except Sanskrit, all regions of the Great Bharat Empire are required to mandatorily only speak in the Brahmanical tongue that was cut off from Hindustani to further Indian Hindu Nationalism. This comes as the Federated Republic Of Southern India resists the attempts of linguistic imperialism driven by the Hindu Nationalist BJP, as can be seen in their recent attempt at renaming Port Blair of Andaman and Nicobar Islands as Sri Sri something something instead of asking indigenous tribal people what they would like their places to be called. This familiar Aryan tradition of invading, invalidating and forcing imposition is nothing new and has already seen the decimation of the Congress party from Tamil Nadu when it tried to impose Hindi leading to intense Anti-Hindi agitations in 1965. All this for a language created barely a century ago to standardise the diverse linguistic traditions of Northern India which inturn has led to the decline of languages like Awadhi, Maithili and Bhojpuri.

Meanwhile the Central Govt uses funds for disabled kids in schools as blackmail to armtwist South Indian states to mandate the teaching of Hindi. All is safe in Bharat as the continued assertion of a single language spoken by just around 40% of the population is forced onto the rest which will definitely help in National Integration™. This is a developing story.

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SKY FULL OF RUBBER PELLETS: As Kashmir sees a low voter-turnout rate in its first state assembly elections held in 10 years, the settler-colonial Indian State has promised to give each Kashmiri voter a free ticket to the upcoming Coldplay concert later this year if they turn up to vote. This comes as Srinagar recorded a historic low of just 29.81% during the second phase of the Jammu and Kashmir assembly elections as voters kept away from the colonial elections instituted by the World's Largest Democracy to grant itself some much needed legitimation of the ongoing Occupation. "We wanted to encourage the people of Kashmir to participate in our very fair and transparent elections which we definitely did not rig, and which definitely did not begin in the 1950s after we brought the territory under the suffocating embrace of Indian Democracy", a representative of the Occupational Election Ommission of India said here earlier today. This comes as the Indian State revokes Article 370, a special constitutional provision that connected Kashmir with the Indian Mainland, which was removed in 2019 because why should 14 million people decide their future about them when New Delhi can make that decision for them.

The much fought-over Coldplay concert tickets appears to be a tool of last resort to show that the Mother of Democracy is all-loving and loves all her children equally - even the ones in the most militarised region on Earth where Army camps will soon outnumber schools and hospitals. This Integral Part of Country which saw a voter turnout of over 56% during the first phase held on September 18 and an estimated 61.38% voter turnout today can further be crowned as the Gem of India. "We are glad to have our concerts be a means of way for reconciliation and conflict transformation of prolonged civil unrest areas and to help the Great Democracies of The World", a representative of Coldplay told the Press. Not the Kashmir Press ofcourse because we can't allow such a thing as that. This is a developing story.

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JAI HANUMANKIND: As a rapper from Malappuram of God's Own Country touches global Spotify charts from the music genre of hip-hop, fame has led Hanumankind to embrace the leader of India's Hindu Nationalist fascist movement at 'Modi @ US' that has driven the country into ethnonnationalist communal hell. Using the arena of hip-hop, which originated from African-American marginalised communities in Southern USA to combat drug use and police brutality and act as a medium of resistance, rappers who have been caught in the fame whirlwind find no issue saying they're "underground" while embracing genocidal dictators. But what else can someone expect from an NRI Texas-raised, former Goldman Sachs employee who now cloaks the identity of being from Kerala to see more record sales when Kerala Hip-hop is the fastest growing music genre on Spotify globally with a 3000% increase. Gotta get those ₹₹₹ some way even if it comes at the cost of sacrificing what the soul of music is supposed to be.

This comes as Hanumankind played at a Diaspora event in Amerikkka where he was felicitated by none other than our Supreme Leader while the stunt actors from the "Big Dawgs" music video primarily belonged to the same religious community the Supreme Leader's party has consistently attacked for the last century, not to mention preciding over the 2002 Gujarat Anti-Muslim pogrom calling the Muslims who were killed as 'Kutte ke bache' or that they would have their citizenship snatched by the RSS-BJP led Citizenship Amendment Act. Ironically the Rapper from Malappuram was then hugging a representative of Hindutva that even opposed the very creation of the district of Malappuram, which they said would create a 'Moplistan' way back in 1968. Successive BJP leaders like Amit Shah and Menaka Gandhi have made islamaphobic statements about the district our Big Dawg draws his roots from. By chanting Jai Hanumankind, the Supreme Leader was proud that someone was using Hanuman in a manner to gain India's global recognition and not, as Dev Patil used it for his directorial debut, to use art as an anti-establishment tool of resistance. That is definitely NOT what hip-hop is for. This is a developing story.

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