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every day of my life i look at roman seal rings and find another delightful and impossibly small scene that fills my heart with joy and whimsy. anyway here's a 1 cm seal ring stone of a mouse in a chariot pulled by a rooster

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don鈥檛 get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn鈥檛 you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it
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