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*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

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Have you played The Far Roofs ?

By Jenna Moran

Something in you, some itch or urge has driven you to climb up onto the roofs of your town. You always thought they were ordinary, but they're not. They're strange and twisted and beautiful and they seem to go on forever. It's there you'll meet the talking Rats of the Roofs, who are cool and heroic and who think it's too dangerous for you to be here.

But you've come to the roofs for a reason… and you can't just let it go. And for the rats, those are the magic words. If someone tells you there's something they can't let go, that they have to go on an adventure… well then, you gotta. Them's the rules.

This is a game about wonder and horror and transformation and getting swept up in strange fantasy. It's about traveling the Roofs and contending with the Mysteries, the enemy-gods of the rats. Like Hedge the Fang, who shapes the sea and sky, and can pull out the part of you that knows it's a person. Or Harpy, who is dead, but may yet poison you in dreams. Or even Hoop Snake - who sticks its tail in its mouth… and rolls! I mean, what's up with that?

It's said of all those who wander the Far Roofs that if they're not careful, they'll become a legend or a god.

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Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

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I cannot wait to tell my lancer gm all the very important info im learning on tumblr dot Com

In your opinion, what is the most fuckable Lancer frame?

Dusk Wing, windmill slam.

Now some Lanceblrs are probably gonna call me a basic bitch, but let me explain my reasoning here.

Now I'm a monsterfucker. I like fucking monsters. And we can all talk about fantasies and shit but if I'm gonna take a mech's dick - and I am, I'm the bottom in this scenario and I'm planting my flag right now - it needs to be Size 1/2. I'm sorry, but no human body is capacious enough to accept the schlong of a Size 1 mech. I don't care if you've been training on Chance XLs your entire adult life, the GMS Standard-Pattern Size 1 fuckpole is meant for mechs of its own size class only. My pelvic floor would disintegrate upon touching it. It's a non-starter. Size 1/2s only.

Unfortunately, this restriction leaves me with a distressingly small stable of viable mechs, some of which are instant disqualifications.

The Caliban is right out the window, immediately. It's not a machine intended to be an image of man fucking large. It was never meant to thrust across the battlefield erotically to affect a greater orgasm. It is a tool designed to kill human beings very, very quickly. The Caliban is married to the job, and the only ejaculations it produces are 8-gauge buckshot. I'm going to confidently put it down as asexual. Also, the awkward arrangement of its hips would produce deeply inadequate thrusting.

The Kobold is clearly into BDSM, and specifically, waxplay. The Kobold likes to cause you erotic pain by dripping molten fluids all over your naked, trembling body, and don't get me wrong, that's hot - but we're talking like 900 degrees hot. I want my body to burn with forbidden passion, not to actually catch fire because it's covered in superheated chemicals that shouldn't ever touch. Besides, their spiky carapace feels like it would be a problem for some of the positions I want to try.

The Napoleon and I actually dated once and it didn't go very well at all so he's right out.

Now you'd think on first glance that the Atlas is the perfect fuckbuddy - anthroform, roughly the correct height, weight and shape, and possessed of those athletic, muscular arms that can just pin you down while going to town on you. That's all well and good, but he's so painfully boring. All he ever wants to do is fuck missionary, and his idea of aftercare is watching Demon Slayer. I can't. I just can't.

The Goblin wouldn't return my calls. After the third try, it just texted me this:

0S1R1Smaxx1ng: girl fuck off harrison iii just added me to a group chat

Now, that leaves the Dusk Wing, which fortunately for us presents several advantages.

Firstly: hands. Six of them (at bare minimum). You know how hot it is to be pinned to the wall by your wrists, your ankles and STILL get your tits and ass groped? Those hands are dextrous and surprisingly gentle, and when those fingers go in your mouth, you can bite down hard without hurting your jaw or chipping your teeth.

Secondly: comfort. The Dusk Wing is based off of old EVA hardsuit designs, built for ergonomics, so a lot of its non-armored sections are made out of flexible polymer that doesn't chafe against your skin. The armored sections are smooth composite. There's no spurs or spikes, no jagged or protruding elements, and no crush hazards. Heat rejection systems mostly point backwards from the mech, which might be a problem if I wanted to be on top, but we've already established I don't.

Thirdly: memetics. I'm an absolute freak for mind control, and the Dusk Wing can make me feel like I'm being fucked by sixteen of itself at once. It can squeeze my tongue and whisper its name to me and make me feel like me and it are the only things in the entire universe. It can show me myself climaxing over and over and over and over and over and over.

I hope this excessively answers your question.

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My sci-fi game is hitting its first arc end and we're gonna take a break so I can refresh

Meanwhile one of my players is gonna run Lancer. I've already made 3 character concepts. Lancer community please find me so I can read the memes without Reddit

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He perfectly put into words what I've been thinking for so long

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I made the prettiest fucking dice you guys

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The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

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being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something

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More late night inking ✨

This step usually takes me about 2 hours to ink a tray full of dice just because of the wait time to make sure each side dries fully before I move on to the other side.

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Sounds like your average season of Dimension 20 to me

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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Yes! They are glazed ceramic!

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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I have learned far more about Baldurian politics in the past 48 hours than I thought even existed.

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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

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D20 leather dice bags in a large dragon scale crossbody size and in a smaller pouch size