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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

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I love that their whole dynamic is just ren being the most lowkey groupie for false he can be and false just like 😀ok

Sooo is False his queen or

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This poem really touched me as I have been slowly watching my dad get much older since I moved away and I am very much NOT ok with it

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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Can I have a grian holding a Comically large feather, Like Bigger than his wings.

he is one strong breeze away from being swept away

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I’ve reached the point in my life that I want to kiss boys so fucking bad I think everyone is gay.

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I’m still kind of new to tumblr, is there a way to stop spam accounts from tagging you in posts, it’s not like the biggest problem in my life by any means but it is kind of annoying

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in the nature of us ethogirls to see a picture of what is in all honestly a mundane and unassuming desk set up and act like etho just posted cock and ball on twitter

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“Be indigestible. Grow spikes.” Goes so hard. Love!

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Etho pic Etho pic Etho pic

its so meticulously arranged. like did you scrape off the slime before you took that photo? did you double check that there was nothing identifiable visible? did you use your most nondescript mug for coffee in anticipation of this photo etho? how long did you look at the photo to make sure it was normal? are you okay with living like this? do you feel a goldfish in a bowl? do you wish you were free? did you look at the photo over and over again to make sure you didn't leave a picture of yourself up close with your address clearly visible? have you been writing eulogies for this version of yourself? do you dream of killing him? do you dream of leaving him behind on a hard drive? can you get out? do you want to? when your coworkers press you for details, do you still find it hard not to answer or does evasion come naturally now? do you feel the weight of the mythos every time you draw near it? are you fascinated enough to press your tongue against the canker sore? are you tempted to touch the stove just a little bit? will you be able to stop yourself? do you want to?

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Really fun fact about me:

My most recent dream I remember was a very vivid experience of watching D. Trump get assassinated.

Like he was giving a dumb as shit speech at my college outside and there was this really big building behind him with all these windows and suddenly in one of the top right windows I saw a tiny red lazar light and then BANG!! Motherfucker was dead and everyone was running a screaming. Eventually everything calmed down and I remembered kinda celebrating with the people around me.

But yeah that is the only time the mf has been like present in a dream of mine and it was just to watch him die.

Anyways I hope Apollo gets me on this one (although he is NOT speaking at my college any time soon lol)

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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this cut made me WHEEZE. what are they doing.

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inspired by this post (by @dolphinlegs128 ) i offer you all yet another example of bdubs being this tweet

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Hehehehe me

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I made more Magnus archives art work, this is part of an assignment for a class but thought I’d share!

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No but like annoying and bullying your friends is the best kind of affection

POV: you dont know how to show your best friend affection unless its being a complete nuisance and asshole <3