alright hit me w the lesson boyo
never let it b said that rolal didnt appreciate a good runnin joke
neways ur world sounds p different from anything ive ever heard of so itd b cool 2 have kinda a clue in
hell yes were friends
this is ur official certificate of rolal friendship minted an signed by a notary
the notary is my cat
but yeah im just glad 2 b of any help whatsoever even if its just as kind of like an agony aunt
lay ur woes upon me i will pat ur head and croon reassurances 2 u
lullaby u 2 sleep
o shit literally THE most awk meet the parents ever????
i mean ur right at least hes decent but still haert attack fuckin central
*heart
time to send ur ps and qs to bootcamp
teach those lil shits to keep in line
uuugh srsly its totes understandable 2b on edge like a mf
its a running joke cause theres a lot of red hair in the fam so its like a clan of firecrotches except bro and dave ergo me because one of our parents broke with tradition which ill explain if youre up for a short lesson on our world
no it was a fair assumption since i didnt go into detail about how it went down
i didnt do it to any end other than the same thing going on here just venting some feelings to a friend
assuming were friends you and i but i guess at least were friendly acquaintances and i appreciate the offer a lot thanks
just talking about it a little with someone who isnt involved and who didnt really know me is nice
i might also be a little more on edge than usual because he got his dad
who does know everything that happened and that both the baby and i are actually androids
to come down and visit and help out and ive never met the guy before
i missed that honor by two days and this is not how i would ever have wanted to do it but at least hes a decent guy so itll be ok as long as i watch my ps and qs and maybe the rs and esses too while im at it
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pffffthahahaha firecrotch demons
wipes single tear of lmfao from my eye
srry sry im not actually 12 i swear
neway i guess ur not missin much if u wouldnt have drunk n the 1st place
o
sry i guess i was just assumin that ur wish was more sincere an not the result of a heavy feels jam
insert the whole colloquial assume makes an ass of u n me thing
just me n this case
babies are a pretty intense responsibility esp since u didnt even get the prereq 9 months to come to terms with all that guilt doubt anxiety shit new parents always seem to exp
an u dont have the advantage of those totes dope hormones to help u chillax
so i get why u feel guilty
but u didnt do it on purpose or maliciously im p sure
so
yknow vent away at me all u need to work out ur massive guilt
an then go n cuddle the shit outta ur boy an ur bb
bc if hes not holdin it against u then its probs ok for u not to hold it against urself
also
im totes srry if im talkin outta turn here
our brother the firecrotch demon none fresher
i dont have the physiology for it
i dont mind though since we didnt drink that much before and dave still doesnt now
(not sorry B) )
i didnt wish for this or anything
it was an accident
you know like ‘bitch bitch bitch i wish it was this easy bitch bitch bitch’
hes actually doing better with it than i am tbh but thats probably because one really intense day of hormones and the fact theyre still a sentient being even if theres very little in there to be sentient with
im an uploaded brain scan and there was nothing to preupload this body with so its like basic os and functions but no thoughts or even base instincts or anything so were building it from scratch
on the upside no crying or fussing
and also coy (my bf) lacks the massive guilt complex im carrying around for this
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well i havent met any ppl who should be lalondes but arent but
considerin just how much some verses and timelines seem 2 vary
it def seemed like something that could be a possibility
but i getcha idk what id do if i met a roxy that wasnt a lalonde
thats takin this surreal bullshit just 2 the next lvl
o o o
i can DO THAT
well ok i can make lapel pins and or small patches but like
idk how 2 get it 2 u if i did
maybe some kinda xverse transmaterializer???
something 2 get my ruminations on abt
these voidy powers r p fuckin useful but also p fuckin vague in a useless way so
what falvor is this shenanigan cake?
bc itll be the best fuckin cake ever monitored believe me
i will monitor the SHIT outta that cake
until it is delightfully fluffy and deliciously moist
That there is a possibility out there that my name could be something other than Lalonde is surprisingly distressing. Thankfully, that is not the case and I am definitely a Lalonde in the here and now.
I do like the sound of a secret Lalonde Society. Perhaps lapel pins or small patches on the insides of our jackets until we hammer out the details of the handsign.
If you were capable of doing anything in such a situation, it would be the delightful icing on this shenanigan cake; it’s still cake if all that can be done is monitoring one’s tabs.
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o shit
frosty thats bananas what kinda fresh helldemon would make a totes rad android who cant even ignore his probs by getting drunk
ok when i put it like that it makes a little bit of sense
still tho
were digressin lets get back to the subject at hand
(gdi now i have that tune stuck in my head)
o shit son (i reiterate)
thats hecka whack
i mean not whack that u got a bb rly but
like hooray that u got ur lil bb bunting but boo that some1 u loved had 2 go thru surprise pregnancy n childbirth
howd ur bf take it???
how r U takin it? like it mighta been ur wish but a bbs a big deal
i mean theres wish fulfillment n then theres WISH FULFILLMENT u get me
i cant even get drunk but sure that sounds great
idk im sure theres plenty of songs like even if the first one that popped into my head is blaming it on the rain instead of drinks
roll fingers roll
rolling
rolling
rolling on the keyboard
well its a combination of sex and me talking too much and saying wish in front of a genie so now my boyfriend has given birth to an android baby clearly meant to be mine
as in literally had the thing like wtf you couldnt have just left it on my doorstep
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fuckin amazing
Cathulhu
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man idefk
lets blame it on the aclohol neither 1 of us actually consumed
no1 but us will ever kno differently
i think that theres a prediluvian song like that or smthng abt blaming alcohol
neways in summation such things would in fact b gaudy as fuck
but if thats how my lady fingers wanna fcukin roll i aint gonna shame em 4 it
all jokes aside
r u ok friendo
does rolal sense some thinly veiled panic
its ok
if u cant panic at complete strangers over the internet who can u panic to??
what sex based crises r u currently undergoin
i suddenly remembered this was a thing and just like wtf were we doing wow
captor is a last name yes
at least i dont think they also literally capture people but i could be wrong and if i am i dont want to be involved
im not about that life
silver sparkle tights are pretty rad but wouldnt that be too muh sparkle with the shoes and end up all gaudy and shit
p sure i could use a hermetically sealed chastity belt right about now
sex is dangerous
and i didnt even know it
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lmao imperios thats kinda like cheerios only instead of lil tiny whole grain oat cereal its just a whole lotta sea stank heck bent on murderin the eff outta everything 4 no reason
idk who feferi is but she sounds like a totes premier babe who got hit w/ the ‘fam fuckin sucks’ stick real hard
aside from that tho idfk what the gold plated diamond studded flip flop ur talkin bout
i mean aside from the elder scroll ref
so im basically assumin here that u got some kinda troll cousin who i would go blind just 2 look at in which case i think ill stick w/ u
i like 2 b able 2 use my peepers 2 peep at things
however
i am still not entirely sure wtf dancin ancestors hafta do w anything
eheheh i can’t believe i’m actually hearing some0ne call her “that one bitch” if a drone caught y0u saying that shit about the c0ndescension y0u’d get fucking culled i promise
it’s kind 0f refreshing
。^‿^。
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we make the most bodacious pair a paradox babes
nobody in all of fuckin sbrub or beyond was is or ever will b as inherently fuckin choice as us
unstopped by shit that probs should have stopped us
at this point not even the proposed heat death of the universe wll stop us
u kno what
we should have a secret hand sign like the fuckin illuminati
double fistbump jazz fingers zsnap bs kinda thing
the completion of which releases our ttly arcane lalonde majyyks
(assuming ur last name is still lalonde in ur verse)
itd be toes bitchn
*totes
but yeah 4 real dont evn sweat it
like
im just glad ur safe as u can rlly b u know
im not sure i could help u if u WERE ever in trouble
so the least i can do is like
keep tabs
Unwinnable games and doomed timelines. Oh what a pair we make!
While I have not enjoyed the spectacle of being drunk in Vegas, that rather vague description implies a rather rude awakening once sober.
I will take your word for it that that particular state of being could not have been the cause of bubble implosion.
True. I cannot say for certain whether or not I am safe, but the bubble that I’ve taken refuge in does not seem to be suffering from the same degradation. It’s quite the relief.
I– thank you. It’s been a long time since I’ve had contact with someone who could or would be worried for me, regardless of how long we’ve known one another.
It’s nice to hear.
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woah
Hubble just spotted an enormous bubble in space
A series of images taken by Hubble shows a star blowing a massive bubble in space. Nicknamed the “Bubble Nebula,” it spans about 7 light-years across. The star creating the bubble is about 45 times the mass of our sun. Here’s why the bubble is forming.
Follow @the-future-now
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idk im p sure our ntire sesh was fucked from the beginning
im sure some1 i played w/ had some kinda exposition 4 it but
well lotsa stuff happened
we didnt have a time or space player n everything was goin 2 shit
we were just supposed 2 live out our ntire lives in an unwinnable game
fuck that amirite??
omg tho uuuugh tricksters
lets jus equate tricksters 2 liek
bein rlly fuckin drunk in vegas an ignorin all ur probs even while shoutin abt how u fixed em
its great until ur sober again
but neway 1 a the thins abt tricksters is the fuckin colors
neon rainbows n shit
i mean we fucked up lotsa things as tricksters but idk if bubbles coulda been 1 a those things
it sounds kinda like
way bigger than tricksters honestly
esp w like apparent time dilation shit
hey tho r u safe now??
somethin that could do that 2 a dream bubble seems liek it wouldnt just
stop yknow?
idk i guess im just worried
even tho we just met
It most assuredly is shit, but I do agree. I am as content with the specifics of my continued SBurb fuelled survival as one can be. It’s far better than the alternative.
We did have a time player, although I cannot say beyond the erasure of my timeline just what effect he ultimately had.
From what I’ve come to understand, a time player is one of those necessary parts of the game; that your session did not have one is not a good sign. I do wonder what sorts of shenanigans could have caused that sort of error.
Something to ponder, I suppose.
Trickster shit?
The most intense of mysteries: the flickering light of all colors that rent the bubble to pieces occurred over a surprising length of time.
Given the description of “dream bubble” one would think that it would come apart in a single moment the way most bubbles do, but one would be wrong. From inside of the bubble it felt like months.
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puh
lease
i been callin her shit since i was old enuff ta call nething shit
fish hitler crockercreep batterbitch forkface her imeprios conchwhore
o shit im not puttin like
seditious materials on ur comp am i
liek is that a thing u need 2 still worry abt
i dont hafta worry abt fuckin drones nemore but i didnt even ask u
either way i guess im glad ta bring a lil minty freshness 2 ur life
thank u thank u ill be n the multivorse all week
eheheh i can’t believe i’m actually hearing some0ne call her “that one bitch” if a drone caught y0u saying that shit about the c0ndescension y0u’d get fucking culled i promise
it’s kind 0f refreshing
。^‿^。
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sburb is shit tho
idk i think maybe we should just b content with the shitty shit we did hafta put up w from it
u an ur weird life bubble an ur diminished hat collection
me an my cat an my void skippin
ur timeline huh
i guess ur sesh musta had a time player then?? ours didnt but i think that wasnt norm
werid tho the only rainbow shit in sburb i kno abt is fuckin trickster shit an im p sure they dont break dream bubs
i c our pilot ep has started out on n ntense mystery
Oh the joys of life and death and life again.
I feel like I should be wishing I had at least had the chance to experience any of those particular quirks of SBurb’s coding but alas. My timeline merely ceased to exist following the import of my dreamself into a previous save.
I’m not entirely certain of how I continued to exist afterwards, but here I am: cogito ergo sum and all of that.
Good, good. I have so few hats left to me that I would hate to have lost one to the realm of apparently contagious nerves!
Why, I shall put it back on right now, and bask in the warmth of a delightful head covering. It has feathers on it, you see.
We could even start our own series on Discovery. Dream Bubble Investigators: no regular investigator could ever hope to compare to the sleuthing skills of a pair of Paradox Space Ladies.
To be honest, I’m not entirely sure; I’ve come to call it that as my bubble shattered most impressively, but the events that lead up to it are rather obscured in the mess that was the part where I didn’t realize I was in a dream bubble at the time.
I do recall some rather intense lighting effects; there were rainbow reflections everywhere.
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an echo chamber of time n space n relative thoery
hehe who would even wanna surpass it tho
id live in a world ruled by an eldritch frog neday it sounds slammin
its alwasy complicate w sburb tho
like
oh no ur dead wait nope now ur dreamself is alive
an then
oop ur dead again
but not quite u just gotta lay on this ritualistic stone slab altart
now ur a god!!!! for all the good that does u
el sigh
sorry didnt mean 2 sahre the nervecircle
gdi roxy u gotta learn 2 keep the contagions 2 urself
its ok rose u can have ur hat back
clutch it protectively to ur bosom
alt momdaughters or not u seem rly great just 4 u
an like i said i never met her so its kinda a blank slate
hmmm mystery bubble eh
i used 2 have this friend who considered herself a sleuth
u could say i picked up a few habits
what say u b the onsite investigator
ill b the long distance tech who analyzes the clues u find
first tho whats a dream needle and is it as terrible as it sounds
Oh yes. It would be a ribbit that echoed on into infinity, a call to all those who would dare challenge it’s might.
Truly none could surpass this magnificent beast.
Dead is something of a misnomer, although it is the easiest explanation for my particular situation.
And while I agree that it is definitely ‘fucked’, I cannot blame the entirity of my situation on SBurb. Some 90% of it, yes, but not all of it.
I… am going to have to throw my hat into the ring of 'nervewracky’ on that account as well.
I can’t say that I ever considered children of my own, and the idea that some alternate of me managed to get to that point in her life… and that I would meet the child of such… yes.
Nervewracky is as good a word as any.
For the time being. I’m not really sure whose dream bubble I’m in; mine had a rather unfortunate introduction to what I’ve taken to calling a dream needle.
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they need 2 b only the fanciest of roses
picked fresh from organic botannical gardens only 1 hour b4 hand
sprinkled w/ top fertilizer juices
just the teensiest bit of sparkle 2 the petals
throw them on the stage in 3s only
im gonna give every1 the benefit of the doubt here an assume that captor is a name n not a title
ur makin that code hot man u gotta chill out
give it a mo 2 remember its name god damn son
ur givin it the flusters
yeah i agree they need some silver sparkle tights not some manky stripe ones
we dont let no fuckin fashions disasters in on our watch
our fashion walk is closed tighter than a hermetically sealed chastity belt
elite membersihp only
im throwing roses on the stage or whatever they have on ratemyintro which is totally a thing you didnt just make up
guess thats what happens when youre bffsies with a captor
you just learn how to wiggle your way right in there and find the nooks and crannies of that code and make it your bitch
those fingers are sparkling beacons in the dark bedecked in bejeweled shoes like the wicked witch of the east only without the stripey tights because that would be kind of a fashion disaster on your hands
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ok but now the real burnin question is
r u and asses tight or r u still somehow in denial 4 someone who talks about asses literally everytime u respond
roxy like the babest mofo 2 strut the multiverse
y yes thats me
eyebrow waggle
cant vouch 4 ur roxy tho
but shes probably cool i mean im p sure all roxy are bomb
ok so heres what u need 2 do
about dirk n his fuckin lvl fifty rapidash
that in hindsight im not even surprised abt
u need some kind heavy ass dps water pokemon
idfc how u do it
just get it done
im putting the fate of pokeman battles in ur hands son
make mama proud
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