#catlady needs

[lordgoopy]

listen i think catgirls are fun as everyone else but if you want to get horny with it theres a reason why older women are called cougars

[abra-ka-dammit]

SLAMS HANDS ON DESK

THERES A DULIA CHAI MINION CARRYING A LIL CHAI NUZZ DOLL ???!?!??

where. where do i get this help

[zeldasnotes]

Sagittarius Notes ♐︎

Virgo Notes

Scorpio Notes

Capricorn Notes

♐︎ Sagittarius Moons have this thing where they dress like a crazy catlady one day and the next day like theyre at Milan Fashionweek.

♐︎ Its common for Sagittarius placements to put up a facade of happiness when they are really feeling like shit. They mask how they feel with humour and this makes it hard for people around them to know how bad it actually is which makes them go through a lot alone.

♐︎ Antonio Banderas(Zorro) have Sagittarius Midheaven and he is mostly known for the Zorro movies in which he is always riding on his horse and horses are ruled by Sagittarius.

♐︎ A lot of famous criminals have Sagittarius Midheaven since they are known for their reckless behaviour. Also because Sagittarius is the sign of not following rules and being a rebel. Example: Lucky Luciano, Al Capone and Pablo Escobar.

♐︎ Ive seen men with Sagittarius Lilith can be very reckless with their cheating. The type to park their car outside their sidechicks house not caring if anyone sees. Sag creates that dont give a f*ck attitude.

♐︎ Sag placements are so underestimated in the astrology community when it comes to manipulation. They will use their natural likeability to get away with stuff.

♐︎ If you want a Sag placement to do something make them think its voluntarily because they hate to feel like they have to do something. They need to feel free.

♐︎ Ive also seen that men with Sagittarius Venus or Sag Lilith prefers a woman from a different cultural background than their own. But with Lilith in Sag they might not be able to be with a woman whos not from the same religion bc of their parents expectations.

♐︎ Sag Mercurys can be extremely blunt.

♐︎ Most Sagittarius placements comes across as funny without trying. Because of this some people might not ”take them seriously” and undermine them and get shocked when the Sag person gets mad or does something sneaky, they seem so open, honest and carefree that you get shocked when you get to know their dark side.

♐︎ Sag Ascendant can really remind you of a horse but not in a bad way I find them super beautiful. Its just that they can have oblong faces with prominent mouth and nose. Example: Kim Kardashian, Princess Diana, Miley Cyrus. There is also the 2nd kind of Sagittarius Rising who got the more rounded features.

♐︎ Sagittarius Midheaven usually feel a strong need to move away from the town they grew up in.

♐︎ Every person Ive seen with Sagittarius Venus had a beautiful body.

♐︎ Sag Mars people have a nice walk. Like their bodies really bounces in a beautiful way but they can be really clumsy.

♐︎ Sag Moons are not talked about when it comes to physical appearance but they are easy to recognize. They usually have beautiful facial features and they look very kind and their skin is very glowy.

♐︎ Asteroid Lie (26955) in Sagittarius might lie about where they come from or about their education.

© 2022 Zeldas Notes

[artheresy]

Before we see like Chuuya as not a vampire anymore or at least like, before his vampirism is a topic moved on from, I need answers to multiple multiple factors of his vampire state and I hope we get them

Like um, HOW did he become a vampire? Was it via someone close to him having been turned? I saw someone bring up once, did he agree to become a vampire in order to save someone else playing into his sense of loyalty and care? Because it isn’t likely to have just been some random vampire attack, this is Chuuya we’re talking about after all so how the hell did he even become a vampire especially when you factor in the clothes he’s wearing which don’t suggest that he was on duty given his more casual wear

It’s weird and I need to know how he was transformed and its driving me crazy, I WANNA KNOWWW 😭

Also I wanna know why his vampire state is so different to others. Others appear stronger after they turn into vampires, they accept it pretty well also. But like, Chuuya looks exhausted and overexerted and like his body is actively rejecting the vampirism. Could it be a product of being merged with Arahabaki? That resistance to an attempt to control him? I don’t know and I want to know so bad because then if Chuuya’s body is already struggling against the vampirism and attempting to fight against the control, the idea that Chuuya could be broken out of that state makes a lot more sense and makes the lack of vampiric features in him while he’s drowning in 101 and the face that we don’t see his face or see the same certain mannerisms as when he was a vampire also makes a lot more sense

But I dont,,, I don’t know and I want to know and the suspense is killing me internally.

Also if Chuuya isn’t a vampire anymore, I think Fyodor would 100% know. And I think, if we look at it through the lens of Chuuya isn’t a vampire anymore and Fyodor knows, then it makes me rethink the fact that Fyodor specifically was the one to kill that catlady ability user unlike having Chuuya do it like with the guards earlier and makes me think about whether or not the speech he gives Dazai in which he multiple times dehumanizes Chuuya flat out could be something to purposefully see if Chuuya breaks and reacts

Because again, if there is a chance Chuuya isn’t a vampire anymore and is silently playing pretend, there’s No way Fyodor doesn’t already know.

I dunno anymore, I’m just having major Chuuya vampire brainrot, my list of questions keeps growing and there are so answers in sight

[ivydoomkitty]

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[stake-bait]

So .... I finally made a fursona

I didnt realize that you could make a fursona that's not an animal version of you and is just some guy but also an animal. So here is brother Raphael, the 19th century novice monk who isn't actually even Catholic. He was staying at the monastery due to poor mental and physical health (and maybe in need of an exorcism) and didn't want to get kicked out and become destitute so he feigned extreme interest in joining.

He believes he is being haunted by his own guardian angel, which is odd for him as someone who isn't so sure of a god existing. Raphael enjoys gardening and writing thoroughly, and secretly publishes some of his work, poetry and philosophical treatises mostly via a friend he has in town, a mysteriously wealthy catlady widow named Marguerite LaFevre (I will be drawing a pic of her soon).

[zoetheneko]

Zoé

First name: Zoé

Last name: Unknown

Name analysis: "Life"

A.K.A.:

💖The pink witch💖

Nicknames:

💖Zo💖kid/kiddo💖Catlady💖young one💖

Johnny Cage announcer names:

"Bubblegum"

"Quite the handful"

"She's got a knife"

"Neighbor"

Date of birth: April 22nd

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Age: 17

Height: 5" 6

Blood type: Unknown

Species: Kemonomimi (neko)

Origins: Earthrealm

Nationality: French Canadian

Current location: Earthrealm

Affiliation: Special forces

Status: Alive

Alignment: Chaotic good

Sexuality: Aroace

Gender: Girlflux (she/they)

Hair colour: Dark blonde

Eye colour: Blue

Hair style: short

Physical health: Good

Mental health: Neurodivergent (Autism)

Favourite colour: Pink

Favourite shape: heart

Favourite food:

Grilled cheese

Poutine

Vanilla ice cream

Nature potato chips

Bananas

Sour gummies

Spicy stuff

Favourite drinks:

Water

Pepsi

Coffee

Apple juice

Favourite hobbies:

Drawing

Video games

Swimming

Cooking/baking

Eating

Sleeping

Travelling throughout the realms

Hiking

Collecting cool stuff

Cheering people up

Favourite things in life:

Rain (pluviophilia)

Windy weather

Quiet spaces

Oversized hoddies

Pink roses

Seeing people smiling

Memes

Beds

Children

Confy places

The moon (Selenophilia)

Insects

Hot baths

The sent of lilac

New horizons

Kissing couples

Hearts (Both the shape and the organ)

Fire (Pyromania)

Black cats

Crows

Least favourite things in life:

Toxic people

Very long conversations

Being bossed

Impoliteness

Seeing people close to her getting hurt or crying (she will cry too)

Being alone for a long amount of time

Popping balloons/fireworks

Lies/lying

Raw veggies

Social status:

Apprentice of Rambo

Cadet in the Special Forces

Siblings: 4

Family:

Father | Alive

Mother | Alive

Younger sister | Alive

Younger brother | Alive

Yongest brother | Alive

Yongest Sister | Alive

Friends/Allies:

Special Forces

John Rambo

Ethan (by me)

Cassie Cage

Jacqui Briggs

Takeda Takahashi

Kung Jin

Sonya Blade

Johnny Cage

Jax Briggs

Mitsuko @saito-mitsuko

Arien @saito-mitsuko

Ombra @theelderhazelnut

Sienna @loverofthewindgod

Henrieta @bar10du

Lady Xuna @bisexualjohnnycage

Varian @middlechildwhoescapedthebasement

Stinger @takiisieju

Huntress @chadillacboseman

Megan @scentedcandleibex

Iris @scentedcandleibex

Rebelius @scentedcandleibex

Giri @licoricelump

Dia @darialovesstuff

Zain @loreoflemons

Blyght @loreoflemons

Milo @loreoflemons

Tora @tora-lotus

Baraka

Kuai Liang (Sub Zero)

Hanzo Hazashi (Scorpion)

Lumine

Ennemies:

Kronika

Geras

Cetrion

Shao Khan

Shang Tsung

D'vorah

Frost

The black dragon

Kano

Erron Black

Kabal

Neutral/complicated:

Shaolin

White lotus

Raiden

Fujin

Kotal Kahn

Sheeva

Mentor:

John Rambo

Love interest: None

Speed: 9/10

Agility: 8/10

Intelligence: 8/10

Strength: 8/10

Stealth: 10/10

Stamina: 10/10

Flexibility: 7/10

Cooperation: 9/10

Durability: 9/10

Fighting skills: 9/10

Reflexes: 10/10

Instinct: 9/10

Wardrobe:

Accessories/weapons:

Toeless/heelless socks

Dark blue gloves (optionnal)

Black face mask (optionnal)

Powers/Abilities:

Martial training

Energy blows (Just like johnny or cassie but pink)

Fire manipulation (the fire is pink)

Reading the energy and aura of living things

Healing the wounded (including plants somehow) (but not herself)

Teleportation/Portal manifest

Levitation

Wardrope:

Personalty:

Zoé is a very socialy awkward person, but once she has the time to get to know some people, she can be a funny and loveable person. She is also very calm and patient when needed.

[fghniki]

Images description: A series of comics.

Image 1: A two-frame comic. The first frame is depicting a catlady yelling "No! We must persevere!". The second frame depicts a curly-haired boy and a girl sitting on a sofa. The boy seems relatively neutral and only mildly interested, while the girl looks like she's about to cry. The comic is captioned with "7 pm. Home. Watching Nikol's superhero show, I'm growing strangely fond of it".

Image 2: A two-frame comic. Above it, a caption reads "8 pm. Philip's busy with work, so my mom, Nikol and I are eating take-out tonight". On the first frame the girl and the boy are eating, with the girl unwrapping something and with the boy sipping out of a cup, his eyes closed. Someone asks them if anything special happened today. The boy replies with "Not really". On the second frame, the girl says that she almost slipped on a banana peel. The boy's eyes are opened in shock.

Image 3: A two-frame comic captioned with "9 pm. Contemplating if I have the Power...". The words "the Power" are emphasized. In the first frame, the boy is looking at his hand. On the second, someone says "I need to use the bathroom", to which the boy, with his face in rage, yells "I literally JUST entered!!!". The word "just" is in bigger font and is underlined three times.

Image 4: A simple drawing of the boy lying in a bed under a blanket and resting his head on his hands. Two captions say, "10 pm. Until the next day!.." and "if you like this series, please consider supporting me! ko-fi.com/fghniki".

End of images description.

hourlies batch #4 (7-10 pm) (final!) (tag with all of this year’s hourlies in chronological order)

i would normally apologise for the shameless promo at the end, but i'm really not sorry. i lost 10 000 nerve cells making this.

i did have fun though, so i hope you enjoyed this series as much as i did! :)

[bonzatrading]

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[okieapache70]

Mama’s lap is the best spot for naps - until she needs to potty! #cat #catsofinstagram #beautiful #love #pet #photooftheday #likemypet #kitty #feline #yourcatstoday #petstagram #catlady #catlove #siamesecatsofinstagram #siamesecat #siamesecatlife #siamesecatlover #siamesemix #snowshoesiamesecat #snowshoesiamese #graytabbycat

[catlady-life]

20°C / 68°F and sunny, spring flowers everywhere and the trees started blossoming!

Hero enjoyed his time in the sun puddle and got a nosy from Lily 😽

We were able to leave the windows open today.

But the balcony door remained closed, due to the extremely noisy construction site in the building next to us.

The kitties aren’t worried when they are at the windows, but freak out outside on the balcony. We have bigger windows for them to hang out at, but they just really like that small one above.

We would really appreciate tips, because we need to get together enough funds to move to a cheaper apartment, as the rent has been increased repeatedly here despite the fact that things aren’t in a good state in this building at all. (There’s a lot more to all of this and the situation)

[sadqueercatlady]

In need of some advice/support

So yesterday my tumblr (@stoned-queer-catlady) was terminated! I've emailed tumblr support and told them about my situation. I have no idea why I was deactivated. I have done nothing wrong ☹️

If anyone has had this issue before and has any advice for me to get my blog back I would greatly appreciate it!

@staff

[pushypushyupdowngo]

Yesterday, I posted the winter set for these new Fester designs and today I'm posting the Christmas set (swipe to see each design) 🎄🎄🎄 Note: The paper stock I normally use was unavailable so these designs are printed on different stock (a 16 pt coated matte instead of 16 pt uncoated). There are still issues with getting my usual so please be sure to check any notes I add to listings for a while. I am flagging anything that is currently affected by this. It's possible that I may be dealing with this issue for a bit... 🎄🎄🎄 Also question: I've been considering doing more typical folded cards as well (current designs would need to be tweaked to adapt to them). Prices would be a little different from what I offer now. Would you guys be interested in that? What about a cheaper actual postcard option too (with no envelopes)? Let me know in the comments ❄❄❄ #PushyPushyUpDownGo #artist #illustrator #artistsofinstagram #digitalillustration #digitalartist #graphicdesign #vectorart #holidayseason #holidaycards #holidaycardseason #christmas #christmascards #winter #wintertime #cats #catlady #catsofinstagram #blackcats #blackcatsrule #blackcatsofinstagram #funnycats #catart #catsinhats #christmascats #catsvschristmas #shopsmall #shopsmallthischristmas #supportartists #christmastreats https://www.instagram.com/p/CleG9W_Jfcc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[catherinegirls]

God Bless the Outcasts

#animalrescue #animalrescuer #animalrescuers #catlove #doglove #dogs #cats #feralcats #animallovers #pet lovers #animallove #catsofyoutube #dogs of youtube #kindness matters #allanimals #catlady #catmom #doglady # dog mom

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If you like my video please consider a donation to my kitty's cancer fund!

Thank you!

[seleswrites]

got tagged in a WIP ask game by @mister-eames​​ -- thank you!  sorry it took a bit, i got very anxious about sharing anything haha.

I have SO many WIPs (fics and originals), but not a lot I feel that I can share a decent prose of; not the best at summaries, but, send me a number and I’ll share an excerpt! 

✨1 - Untitled: “Good Day to be a Dog” AU - Arthur centric (Inception) 

Arthur and Mal’s family is cursed to turn into a dog after their first kiss, with it only breaking when they are returned a kiss by the same person. However after a New Year’s faculty party gone wild, he has no idea who he kissed that night. Cue trying to figure that out, all the while Mal keeps teasing him.

It’s supposed to be an open-ended short inspired by the ‘teachers’ prompt from AU-gust, but uh, my maniac self wants to give different endings for different ships lol… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

✨2 - Untitled Selina/psychic-but-weird!Reader, referenced BatCat | post The Batman

Selina probably shouldn’t have stopped at a roadside cafe stuck dead in the 50’s. She should have left when the waitress warned her about the food. She should have definitely left when said waitress asked to read her fortune. But, damn it, how the hell did she know about Selina’s time with the Batman all the way in Bludhaven?

✨3 - UMBRA | The Batman | intended endgame BatCatReader, Falcone/Reader (note: toxic)

Sometimes you have to sell your soul to the devil to keep alive. When the devil is the mob boss Carmine Falcone, you really wonder if a forced contract to the actual Devil would have been kinder.

Dark fic. Wanted to play with writing being in a toxic relationship and the way people have to survive doing things not in their morals. Unsure if polyam or triangle of sorts as I’m still working through it while writing it.

✨4 - “Hardly Safe” - Doctor Who | 11th Doctor, Amy, Rory, Companion Reader/OC

Traveling with the Doctor never gets old; but when an adventure starts to turn sour as people’s memories -- even the Doctor’s -- get altered as people are dying, it’s down to the group to see what is going on in this tiny village and try to save the dwindling population from whatever is out there.

I know what the ‘monster’ is and if anyone knows DnD, you might know too. ;) 

✨5 - Four of a Kind | Ariadne/Arthur/Eames/OFC | Inception | Pre, during, post movie events What do you do when you have no OT4s but you want to write one? Add an OC to your OT3 lol. Basically having fun with this one as it’s a relationship/character study. 

“Never in a million years would she think she’d be helping Cobb on a heist. But she owes Arthur, and if he says they need her, then who was she to argue if inception could really work or not?”

Honorable mentions (that don’t have prose but I’m excited for !!): 

✨ tattoo shop/floral shop AriArtEames (Inception) | Eames is a tattoo shop owner, Ariadne is working at her family member’s/close friend’s floral shop, and Arthur is their tired accountant  ✨ crack-taken-seriously idea of a reincarnated Loki (MCU) as a cat, who gets adopted by a 30-40 something catlady that’s telling off a TVA agent from collecting him because “no, that’s my son, how dare you” (and no i haven’t yet watched the full series yet don’t at me, i don’t care for canon) ✨sister story/long fic of “The Ghosts We Carry” | Maximoff Twins/Reader (MCU), basically reader/oc is a vampiric mutant version of Rogue and/or Copycat (cuz I love the idea of blood magic in any variation) ✨ An Ariadne/Mal (Inception) short short inspired by AUgust theme: ghost ✨”In Love but Doomed from the Start”, Dream Husbands (Arthur/Eames) | Inception, possibly a dark soulmate au? ✨”The Dream Team goes to Hell” | D&D fusion where the team goes to one of the levels of hell to rescue Cobb from a devil that looks like Mal (to which the very much alive Mallorie is NOT happy about).

I dunno, do people even want to read stories with OCs? If I could make these ideas original, I would but like, I also wanna just have fun and write stories i wanna see lol  

I don’t feel too comfortable tagging others, so if you see this and you wanna do it, please go for it! (And totally okay to tag me, I’d love to see what you’re working on <3)

[stephdisturbstheuniverse]

Week 3: It takes a village to raise a kitten. Ella, Diego, and Luna take turns expending Hobi's massive kitten energy by playing tag or hide-and-seek with him. He takes his nap on my shoulder after. I think I need to buy a baby sling for this one 😹🥰 Happy #caturday 😽😽😽 #HobiBobiTheCat #catlady #catsofinstagram #catsofworld #cat #cutecat #gatitosquecurantudepresión #gato #gatoslindos #gatosdeinstagram #neko #kucing #puspin #pusa #rescueismyfavoritebreed #rescuecat #tabbytabbypo #tuxedotabby #kittenlife #kitten #gatitosbebes https://www.instagram.com/p/CgWnqwSvche/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=