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naming my blades Polite Request and Gentle Reminder
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I think it's great that there's a type of bat called "little brown bat". like yeah that sure is a little brown bat
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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Dogblr question: what drew you to the breed(s) you have? Are there other breeds that would fit just as well? Are there breeds that are everything you DON'T want in a dog?
#I grew up with pitties so i have a soft spot for them#idk if i would want one but#i do love rotties#im inclined to medium to large dogs#the great dane used to be my favorite breed#and i know better then to get a corgi but i love them too#I think they have terrible attitudes but you know small dogs#i would never want a Chihuahua or a shi tzu or anything that small#but i could do a rescue
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Vasco and Machete except they’re doing that thing where one dog gently bites the other’s snout from the side, please please please
Just this once.
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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? varric we're at the fucking beach
#varric#dragon age#dragon age 2#there's sand everywhere#all up in his chest hair and everything#and to be fair it always looks goddamn dismal there
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so what if they are misplaced forever partners??? i don't care, it didn't alter my brain chemistry at all!!!!!
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neil "i stopped paying attention 20 minutes ago im just happy to be with my family" josten (with one notable exception)
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Matt and neil mean so much to me
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TFW you've lived in apartments for so long that the sound of guys cutting the grass is actually weirdly soothing
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I had the thought of owning not just one but several pairs of glasses and my mind went to the same place it does when I think about having the time to wake up, eat cinnamon chip muffins with coffee, and relax for a while.
#bone chatter#i want to have enough pairs that i can match them with silver or gold jewelry#that i can have a cheap pair and multiple in shades of blue#and detachable chains for the metallic ones#there's a world out there where i have a dog and a librarian job and a queer platonic roommate and multiple pairs of glasses#and i long for it
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