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thesmegalodon 10 days ago
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jd vance fucked up being catholic so bad he killed the pope
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thesmegalodon 6 months ago
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I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.
All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.
I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.
I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.
Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it
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thesmegalodon 6 months ago
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i've gotta learn how to rest in a way that is actually restful and not just numbing
so what do you do when you've heard all the helpful lines and sayings and quotes but now its time to actually apply them (cause knowing the answers doesn't mean things just get better) and you're so burnt out that you just can't do anything but become more and more acutely aware of how much work there is to do?
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thesmegalodon 6 months ago
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update when you get a 100%
going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren鈥檛 bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i鈥檝e seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise
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thesmegalodon 6 months ago
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so what do you do when you've heard all the helpful lines and sayings and quotes but now its time to actually apply them (cause knowing the answers doesn't mean things just get better) and you're so burnt out that you just can't do anything but become more and more acutely aware of how much work there is to do?
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thesmegalodon 6 months ago
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DO NOT GIVE UP
"it's fucked, its hopeless, we're all going to die, what the hell do I do now". sums up what i've heard all day. so here's what you're going to do, here's what I want you to do.
organise. collaborate. hold on. It is easy, I know, to resign yourself to hopelessness. I am not a naturally optimistic person. I choose ruthless radical persistence because survival is rebellion.
do not catastrophise, do not engage in doomerism, and DO NOT GIVE UP. Take the time to grieve, and then pick your friends up, and keep going. We will PROTECT people at risk, we will DISRUPT the plans of those who would harm us, and we will BUILD connections with other people to help pave our way to better times.
It isn't over. It hasn't even begun. Generations haven't loved and laughed and fought and survived just for you to give up. it is unfair. it makes me so deeply angry that a man like that can be elected. but there are people all over, working with me, organising among themselves, or who have had plans in place for years. there is always a solution to a problem. ask for help when you need, offer help when you can. you are not alone.
community will get us through. sing dance shout scream laugh in the face of everything. cry if you need but never fucking give up. at your most scared, act strong.
keep loving. keep fighting.
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thesmegalodon 7 months ago
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"came back wrong" trope but it's just the second derivative of a sin function
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thesmegalodon 9 months ago
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guys what the fuck is going on 馃槶
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thesmegalodon 10 months ago
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had a buddy who couldn't whistle at all until one day he was meditating under a tree, started listening to the birds, and then he just kinda knew how to do it and has been able to since.
If you can't whistle, your life will be beset upon all sides by countless droves of people who are 100% convinced they both can and must teach you to whistle. Each and every one will believe themself to be the first person to have thought this.
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thesmegalodon 10 months ago
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until the AI can scan my drivers license so i don't have to interact with anyone to buy alcohol, keep it the fuck outta my self-checkout
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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taco bell craving box went up by $0.60 im so angry about it >:| >:|
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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macklemore in 2012: it's ok to be gay 馃榿馃憤馃徎
macklemore in 2024: we have to burn down the state immediately
Macklemore 馃嚨馃嚫馃馃徎 ,
Germany.
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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in the spirit of revolutionary optimism, which is something i'm trying to be better at, let it not be lost on us that more than 45 million people have now been shown to feel comfortable publicly taking a stand in favor of palestine.
i've seen more people sharing resources and information on my socials today than i ever have before, and that does count for something.
now's the time to nurture that seed in people and guide them towards taking part in direct effective action, even just posting donation links.
we cannot gatekeep support for palestine.
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idk how many people have seen this going around on instagram and i have a lot of thoughts that i don't feel like posting on personal socials cause ive been nonstop yapping there anyways.
it's great to see this many shares of support, don't get me wrong. but there's something so hollow and cynical about a sanitized, ai generated, literal mile high view of some neat rows of refugee tents when there is real footage of people burning alive. there are probably more "tents" in that picture than there are people left in rafah.
there is real art, real pictures, real video, real stories coming out of palestine, and yet this is what people decide to share. this puts no eyes on rafah. this does nothing except placate people into feeling like they've done enough, and to not search for any real direct action. it's just fuckin frustrating man
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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idk how many people have seen this going around on instagram and i have a lot of thoughts that i don't feel like posting on personal socials cause ive been nonstop yapping there anyways.
it's great to see this many shares of support, don't get me wrong. but there's something so hollow and cynical about a sanitized, ai generated, literal mile high view of some neat rows of refugee tents when there is real footage of people burning alive. there are probably more "tents" in that picture than there are people left in rafah.
there is real art, real pictures, real video, real stories coming out of palestine, and yet this is what people decide to share. this puts no eyes on rafah. this does nothing except placate people into feeling like they've done enough, and to not search for any real direct action. it's just fuckin frustrating man
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thesmegalodon 11 months ago
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if we keep sacrificing billionaires to the titanic maybe the ghosts of the working class folks who died will rise up from the depths and help us overthrow capitalism
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thesmegalodon 1 year ago
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you're telling me i have to think of what i want to eat and then make it three times a day for the rest of my life???
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