"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!
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FLORIDA!!!
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Reblog and put in the tags what your type is, without using physical descriptions.
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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
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wait bc im so fascinated by the results of that poll
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for bonus points tell me in the tags who would play who and who the human characters would be
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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
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Easter as a formerly religious person is such a trip bc it’s a yearly reminder how very religious some of your friends are and how that also used to be you in what feels like a different lifetime 😒
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon
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pulling this one out for the tumblr people
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