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i’m baked asf and im watching avatar: the last airbender tell me why zuko is funniest mf in that series like damn. also im eating hotcakes from mcdonald’s at 12:11am also happy 4!!

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Star Wars: Timestamps and Thoughts; The Empire Strikes Back

Salutations to all. Welcome back to my blog thing? Anyways today is the one and only The Empire Strikes Back which I think may be the most iconic Star Wars movie. But, don’t quote me on that. I’m only saying that as someone who has heard about Star Wars movies from the outside and honestly out of all the movies The Empire Strikes Back is the one movie I’ve always heard about; name-wise. I don’t think I know any spoilers about this movie, so we’ll see. I’m new to this and I don’t know what I’m doing so please have mercy and help a sister out, thanks. I have some idea based on what the movie is about based on the name but I’ll just take what Disney Plus tells me. I honestly have nothing to say. Should I start writing predictions before writing the timestamps and writing my reaction if I’m right or wrong based on the last movie I watched. Does that make sense? I can’t think of any other way to word it differently but if it makes sense then okay, let’s continue. This isn’t a prediction but um is this the movie where Luke finds about his parentage? Or is it a bit too early? Am I too early? Oh well. While adding timestamps I thought it would be a cool idea to add a “Favorite Scene” section under my “Final Thoughts” sections, I hope y’all like it.

03/9 Edit: Y’all sorry this is late but tomorrow is my birthday and I decided to not do my schoolwork and instead watch Star Wars and write. Before y’all get any ideas: yes. I am in fact still a minor. thanks. 04/3 edit: I AM SORRY THIS IS LATE I HAVE NO EXCUSE

Movie: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Release Date: 1980

Summary(?): So obviously the Empire is going to strike back right? And Luke has to find Yoda to learn the ways of the Force? No? Oh and a final show down with Vader? Am I wrong again?

Warning: spoilers (yea no duh bibi) and mild language on my part

Timestamps

00:00:06- 20th Century Fox is here, hello.

00:00:22- the words on the screen have made an appearance

00:01:41- the iconic words have left, bye-bye

00:04:28- Han Solo

00:04:43- It’s Chewie

00:05:04- Ya’ll it’s my queen Leia. She’s looking badder than ever

00:05:22- so the guy we first saw was in fact Luke, whoops.

00:05:40- Han is leaving? What about Leia? Am I missing something?

00:06:00- Okay so I’m convinced that something happened between Han and Leia, right? She looks pissed, he also looks pissed. Uhhh...

00:06:03- Oh shoot, she called out his name and went after him.

00:06:27- the way Leia feels about him? Sexual tension?

00:06:34- does Han want Leia to admit she has feelings for him? Does she have feelings for him?

00:06:42- “Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a good-bye kiss?”- woah there Han

00:06:47- yeah, something did happen. I’m calling it

00:06:53- YES 3PO and R2

00:07:12- Oh shoot, Han doesn’t want to talk to Leia no more

00:07:19- ain’t nobody know where Luke is

00:08:06- aw Han said Luke is his friend. Character development

00:08:36- um is that Luke being hanged upside down?

00:08:47- uh oh, it’s the abominable snowman, let’s uh call him Yeti for short

00:09:00- Lukie-boy that might be a bad idea 

00:09:34- he’s using the Force to get the lightsaber, nice

00:09:40- oh no, the Yeti noticed

00:09:48- he got the Lightsaber yayy

00:09:50- did he just cut off Yeti’s arm???

00:10:00- run forest run

00:10:40- aw R2 :( I want to give them a hug

00:11:58- Leia looks really nervous. Uh-oh

00:12:53- I’m sorry but Chewie wailing/crying a few minutes earlier makes me sad.

00:13:42- omg Yoda? Han found Luke I repeat he found Luke

00:15:16- I wondered where they filmed or if this was effects or something.

00:16:01- are they going to be found? oh I hope so

00:16:13- yay! Found at last!

00:16:35- i’m sorry. is that a man baby???

00:16:48- oh wait was that man baby Luke? Oh god i kinda feel bad now

00:17:02- aww Luke and Han. Their friendship gives me life (junior)

00:17:05- my queen!!!!

00:17:15- ok but seriously what happened between Han and Leia? I know something happened.

00:17:25- I know Han did not just call my boy Chewie a FUZZBALL, please

00:17:31- alone? South passage? was that when Han claimed he was leaving? Her TRUE FEELINGS

00:17:50- why does Luke look sad? Is it... is it because HE HAS FEELINGS FOR HER???

00:17:58- (lets out a female lead in horror movie scream) OH MY GOD. I KNEW A KISS WAS TO HAPPEN BUT SO SOON? AND ON THE MOUTH WITH A PEANUT GALLERY LEIA HAS SOME BALLS. SO IT WAS NOT A PECK LIKE I’D ASSUMED HUH OMG tho I feel bad for Luke ‘cause (i think) she only did it to spite Han also if my math is correct IT WAS FOUR SECONDS LONG. But like is this the only kiss between the two or is there more cause ummm...... AREN’T THEY RELATED? SIBLINGS? TWINS I THINK? *Sweet Home Alabama now playing*

00:18:13- why why does he look so smug? also Han about to kill Luke a man

00:19:14- idk what’s happening

00:19:18- pew pew

00:19:44- THE IMPERIAL MARCH omgg yess... I live for the movies music

00:20:32- oh no, the music ended

00:20:38- wait nvm it’s continuing we stand

00:20:40- breathing problems much?

00:20:52- It’s Darth Vader

00:21:47- wait, didn’t he (Luke) almost die? shouldn’t he like oh I don’t know RESTING?!

00:22:47- have i mentioned that I live for the Imperial March? ‘cause I love it

00:23:39- OH

00:23:51- he really dying in the background huh

00:23:57- so he’s like dead, right?

00:24:02- what’s happening? Are they gonna go against Vader?

00:24:12- what the hell is a stardestroyer?

00:24:44- i’ve been told the dark side has cookies so uh peace out. If you would like to reach me please send me a letter via mail. thanks.

00:25:39- once again shouldn’t Luke be resting???

00:25:53- aww I want those binoculars. Is that what they’re called? Idk but I want one

00:26:05- what the hell are Imperial Walkers?

00:26:27- oh. are those Imperial Walkers? Those robot-looking dogs? omg I thought they were talking about Stormtroopers.

00:26:30- laser beam robot doggies did not hesitate

00:26:40- aw look at Luke being leadership material

00:27:09- wow these walkers are slow huh as to be expected

00:27:50- OH NO DAK bruhh nooo

00:28:09- are those robot dogs really gonna win?

00:28:21- LANDING? You mean Vader isn’t even fighting down there? Is he going to join? Or just find Luke and kidnap him and spill the beans? Or is that just my active imagination running too far?

00:28:39- the music...*beautiful*

00:28:58- tying the feet and tripping the doggies seems to be the moves huh

00:29:15- ooh and face first into the snow. how embarrassing...

00:29:20- I just know someone is losing their job or life like that one dude from before

00:30:18- i like the explosions

00:30:52- while one of the those little planes fall i’m sitting here thinking: most book/movie/tv shows that have the whole two sides thing (good vs bad) there always seems to be a traitor which makes me wonder if the good guys have a traitor? possible plot? idk, we’ll see won’t we?

00:31:18- the way these little doggies walk keep reminding me of some eerie Tim Burton movie and idk whyyy

00:33:04- two robot doggies down one more to go

00:33:25- man I just know someone from the Dark Force is gonna be dead fired

00:34:08- are those stormtroopers? They run funny

00:34:12- Darth Vader!

00:34:45- wait i’m dumb. did Vader invade the building/camp they were hiding at?

00:35:18- what does Vader want exactly? Princess Leia? Luke? the so-called “rebel plans”? What am I missing?

00:35:42- they really said: “peace out”

00:36:30- not regrouping? and what the hell is the Dagobah system?

00:37:30- did two ships just crash?

00:39:10- the music really makes this asteroid field detour awesome

00:40:25- did they--did they just go in a asteroid? Orr..?

00:41:18- and just what the hell is Luke thinking? he putting my baby R2 in distress?

00:42:04- where in the HELL are they?

00:42:21- did my baby R2 just fall in the water? Can he even swim? Is it safe? Is he going to die? Idc how cute Luke is, I will hurt him if 2D dies!

00:42:33- what. how is R2 okay? I thought--

00:42:53- Is that R2 whistling?

00:42:57- oh god, is that Nessie? oh no--

00:43:10- OH MY GOODNESS DID NESSIE JUST EAT MY BABY R2 WHAT THE FUC--

00:43:41- R2 MY BABY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

00:44:01- YEA LUKE it was a bad idea going there! You put my sweet summer child R2 in danger! He almost got eaten as dinner!

00:44:18- ughhh the music is just AMAZINGGGG

00:44:38- whose brain is that? Is that what’s left of Mr. Anakin Skywalker? ooh now that I think about: what does Darth Vader look behind the helmet? I feel dumb for never thinking about that

00:45:34- hey you leave my man 3PO alone Solo

00:45:46- oh did Leia just fall into Han’s arms? ooh

00:45:56- “Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited” Leia woke up and choose violence 

00:46:56- oh OH Luke is looking for Yoda?

00:47:22- omg it’s YODA

00:47:48- man idk but lighting does wonders for Lukie-babe

00:48:26- is Yoda mocking Luke? ‘Cause I’m here for it

00:48:57- why is Luke lowkey being a pushover?

00:49:09- I KNOW Yoda isn’t hitting my baby R2 with a STICK the disrespect I-

00:49:56- at this point Yoda is just pulling on their legs for kicks and giggles huh

00:51:02- oh? alone? Leia and Han? my oh my

00:51:30- oh so now they hand-holding?

00:51:50- OMG when did they get so close to one another? I’m nervous

00:52:00- KISSING KISSING KISSING I REPEAT LEIA AND HAN ARE KISSING OH MY

00:52:04- ofc it’s 3PO to be the one to interrupt the kiss

00:52:14- oop-- Leia just left the crime scene. She’s going to pretend it never happened isn’t she?

00:53:04- wait. Vader isn’t emperor? Someone else is omg. I’m so dumb eye-

00:53:07- ew his side profile is not so good

00:53:10- the front is even uglier 

00:53:23- “young rebel”? my bby boy Luke?

00:53:25- “offspring of Anakin Skywalker”? wait a damn minute. Isn’t Vader oh idk ANAKIN SKYWALKER? Does that “emperor” guy not know? Or have I been lied to? WHAT AM I MISSING?

00:53:57- does this mean Anakin is considered to be a different person from Vader? I’m confused, someone explain please!

00:54:00- “could be turned”? say like Kylo? *dun dun dun* orr am I thinking too far?

00:54:16- “master”? you mean to tell me that Vader isn’t even the one pulling the strings? how embarrassing...

00:54:34- WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE R2 IN THE COLD RAIN?!

00:56:07- Luke my beauty dumbass just realized that Yoda was with the whole time

00:59:19- What is it?

00:59:29- Mynocks

00:59:35- oh hell no. I’m out

01:01:39- satan works hard but man does Luke work harder

01:01:57- “skinny boys are still the best oh i love when they slam and sweat.”-- Jack Off Jill, Lollirot (jolly good song) this one sentence describes it all :)

01:04:19- idk what’s happening but man does he look good. How long until y’all get tired of me simping over Luke?

01:04:40- wait WAIT THE FINAL SHOWDOWN IS IN THE FOREST? I THOUGHT-- I WAS TOLD--HOLD UP

01:05:01- but like, why it feel fake? Is this a dream? 

01:05:09- OH--[luke just decapitated Vader I-]

01:05:20- wait. it couldn’t have been that easy. This feels wrong-

01:05:29- omg. it’s luke! Wait what does this mean?

01:05:50- when i enter a room I would like the Imperial March to play, thanks.

01:06:26- uh, is that Boba Fett? If not I’m so sorry I’m new.

01:06:52- y’all I have a cofession to make: I have a fear of driving and my mother is forcing me to. How does this relate to the movie? Well, Han is steering the ship(?) so...

01:09:16- titanic part two?

01:10:31- my poor baby luke

01:11:37- luke please don’t give up :(

01:12:32- my man yoda showing up luke huh

01:13:35- uh oh. just like the first guy, he dead too. they’re just dropping like flies huh

01:16:05- and another kiss. a small peck, luke.

01:16:34- so is that Boba Fett or not? someone tell me please.

01:16:38- someone please run my baby R2 a bath

01:16:44-y’all the only time I can do a handstand is when I’m underwater (fun fact: i don’t like the pool)

01:16:51-[R2 is being levitated rn] if he falls and BREAKS into tiny pieces i’m quitting star wars

01:17:28- R2 good, he good “... I saw a city in the clouds.” you mean heaven?

01:17:37- “friends you have there” THEY’RE ALL GOING TO DIE WAIT--

01:19:50- they’ve [leia, han, chewie, 3PO] landed they’re safe, for now (i think)

01:20:25- [chewie replying “gahh!” to han] tell me why I laughed. I actually laughed like Chewie made a joke oh my...

01:20:34- uh oh [some dude just called han a slime(y)]

01:20:49- [they’re hugging now?] oh, wait. so they good now? or is this a joke?

01:22:01- i like the interior design of the building

01:22:49- [3PO gets blown up I think] what the hell just happened? 

01:25:13- he’s not coming back is he? [luke left to save han and leia]

01:26:13- finally. someone save 3PO or what’s left of him also I like leia’s new hairstyle it’s pretty

01:26:44- was 3PO decapitated? dismembered?!

01:26:55- good for chewie to fight for the parts of 3PO hopefully it’s all of his parts

01:27:35- my man 3PO in a box freaking dismembered and Lando out here flirting? 

01:28:30- what the hell? [its vader sitting at the head of the table] wait did Lando say a deal? as in turning in the princess? I--this is all happening so fast

01:28:41- [han and co. are now surrounded by boba fett and troopers] i bet they wished they’d stayed back in their rooms huh

01:30:31- oh so i’m assuming it was a stormtrooper who shot 3PO. what are they doing to han? omg is han being cooked alive?

01:31:33- wait I thought boba fett was a good guy? what the fvck.

01:32:05- what happened to han? mans looks traumatized 

01:32:34- oh leia...

01:34:14- i had also assumed all these years that vader was top boss and now i’m being told about some emperor guy? what 

01:35:18- i don’t understand why does boba fett want with han so bad? it can’t just be money, can it?

01:35:54- oh and another kiss and with an even bigger peanut gallery

01:38:22- what’s gonna happen to han now?

01:40:30- wait, is this where the showdown happens?

01:41:06- why is vader (his breathing) so loud?

01:41:10- OMG red vs. blue lightsaber

01:41:19- so this is it

01:42:01- oh, is lando helping them? does he feel guilty?

01:42:17- [chewie is currently choking the life out of lando] fuck yeah chewie

01:43:14- oh thank god R2 & 3PO have reunited once more

01:43:34- is it too late to save han now?

01:44:01- [back to the showdown, luke just lost his lightsaber] uh--this is why you never get too cocky too early, luke

01:44:27- [luke just flew?!] did he just fly like superman? what

01:44:31- who’s the emperor? I had assumed it was vader but i’m being told it isn’t?????

01:44:56- this showdown is a beautiful fight and those lightsabers are freaking cool 

01:46:15- it’s a beautiful dance and the Imperial March is giving me chills

01:46:32- [vader is throwing random objects at luke] aw that’s cheating. and nobody likes a cheater.

01:46:42- luke just flew out the window oh wait he good, now i think

01:47:12- hold up I just realized that they (han, chewie, leia) put 3PO in a fishnet bag (?) chewie really running around with 3PO like a backpack

01:47:49- [the citizens (?) are running] i’m getting titanic vibes and idk if i like it 

01:49:17- i hate to say it but these stormtroopers have really bad aim.

01:50:26- [vader just cut off luke’s hand] *shock* I-omg. He just did that. But, at the same time, I now understand the ERB Harry Potter v. Luke Skywalker so much more, make sense.

01:51:08- “father”? oh my...

01:51:17- “i am your father” oh my god. people this is not a drill, it happened, it happening uhh---

01:51:28- i feel so bad for luke. he looks like he’s about cry.

01:51:41- probs a bad time but luke’s kinda an ugly crier

01:52:14- [luke just fell & left vader standing] luke really said “i’d rather die”

01:54:04- wait, how does leia know where luke is? this some kind of force thing? maybe twin thing?

01:54:37- oh thank god they found luke

01:58:01- does vader care for luke? I mean probably not a lot since he DID chop off his sons own hand so idk

02:01:58- credits/the end

Final Thoughts? Wow. No yeah, I totally understand why Empire Strikes Back is a loved by all. It was amazing. I understand why it’s so talked about. This movie is beautiful; Leia/Han romance, 3PO and R2 banter, the good action. The soundtrack-THE SOUNDTRACK is SPECTACULAR and I would often fins myself rewinding scenes just to listen to the music. The visuals were so striking and appealing and it really showed during the showdown between luke and vader. 

Favorite Scene? Luke meeting Yoda and not knowing that Yoda was Yoda and every scene that included the Imperial March in the background.

If you have made it this far, thank you. I hope none of you people get tired of me fangirling over the Imperial March whilst simultaneously simping over Luke. Thank you for joining me on my adventure of watching Star Wars for the first time. If there’s any grammar mistakes I apologize. Also I got a cute R2 lego keychain from the lego store. Also if you want leave some comments I’m lowkey lonely. Thank you once again for joining me.

x bibi

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Star Wars: Timestamps and Thoughts; A New Hope

Hello all, if you read my first post (I like to call it the Prologue Post) Each post with a new movie and timestamps will be somewhat like a chapter. The first chapter is Episode IV: A New Hope. Please remember that this is my opinion and you don’t have to agree with me but please be respectful. And this is my first time ever watching Star Wars so I have no idea what I’m actually doing. I have nothing else to add so let’s begin!

Movie: Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope

Release Date: 1977

Summary(?): So like basically Princess Leia got kidnapped and there’s a civil war in the galaxy and Han Solo and Luke Skywalker must work together (?) to save Leia? (Disclaimer: this isn’t the actual summary of the movie. It’s just what I thought based on what Disney Plus has for the movie)

Warning: spoilers (yea no duh bibi) and mild language on my part

Timestamps

00:02:12- The iconic words on the screen just appeared and left, I read them out loud, duh.

00:03:00- R2-D2 and the gold one appeared. I’ll learn his name at some point. Promise.

00:03:50- Storm Troopers have arrived.

00:04:17- C-3PO and R2-D2 literally looked left and right before crossing the hallway in hopes of not being hurt with the blasters.

00:04:35- Oh my goodness, y’all it’s Darth Vader with his breathing problems (asthma)

00:06:26- Princess Leia out here being a bad ass bitch but alas in a moment of weakness our homegirl got captured. Oh and R2-D2 really said “fuck it”

00:07:34- Princess Leia’s iconic hair buns!

00:07:39- Lol she’s just casually talking to Darth Vader. I still can’t get over the fact that’s her father, damn. Does she know?

00:08:41- All I hear is Vader’s breathing but Leia made him look like Boo-Boo the Clown with those fake Rebel plans not being in the ship and the diplomatic ship going to Alderaan. 

00:08:55- C-3PO and R2-D2 really escaped to the desert lolll but side note: nine minutes in and so far C-3PO is the most relatable character yet!

00:10:25- Nooo bruh, C-3PO and R2-D2 split up; in the fucking desert. Praying for them.

00:14:35- Y’all they kidnapped my baby R2-D2. Man he don’t deserve this

00:14:54- I’m so happy! C-3PO and R2-D2 are back together.This brings me joy

00:16:10- I’m sorry but look me in the eye and tell me those gibberish-talking minions aren’t children.

00:17:11- OMG y’all it’s Luke! Y’all I knew I was watching Star Wars for a reason. Dont @ me. 

00:19:48- C-3PO is so relatable and why the hell is Luke playing with toys? Kinda reminds me of Eric playing with the Millennium Falcon from That 70s Show lol

00:21:08- “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” The iconic line is here, totally not expecting that

00:22:20- Y’all Luke called Leia beautiful and she is but it’s kinda weird since he seems to be romantically attracted to her and um aren’t they TWINS? 

00:22:51- Luke out here being a little mechanic 

00:33:43- baby Luke is getting a lightsaber, a blue one!

00:42:25- Luke wants to learn the way of the Force and be a Jedi like his father, thank God Luke is one of the good ones huh oof

00:43:46- Kenobi out here using the Force on Stormtroopers, it’s about to get real--Luke about to lose his marbles when he asks how he did that

00:44:53- I love the music, tho. Is this a pub? A speakeasy of some sort? Oh I hope they have to gamble or something.

00:46:56- bar fight

00:47:18- the music just started again and everyone went back to smoking and drinking lol

00:47:26- CHEWBACCA

00:47:55- Han Solo and the Millennium Falcon. Y’all-- Han Solo is HERE

00:49:02- Luke Skywalker is a boy but Han Solo is a man. The other reason I’m watching Star Wars is for Luke and Han bashing each other.

00:49:36- oh shoot--it’s the fuzz. the fuzz is back

00:51:03- I love how everyone just turns a blind eye to fights and people killing each other.

00:53:18- Can’t believe this green blob Jabba is the one behind Leia’s iconic gold bikini thing outfit

00:59:35- Something terrible has happened! The Millennium Falcon almost got caught but didn’t; everyone say: “thank you Han Solo” also um Luke practicing /// ///

01:00:07- wtf? this some kind of chess game? but with mini monsters?

01:00:22- Chewbacca a sore loser #pettykingsince’77

01:00:38- Luke and his lightsaber

01:01:16- “kid” also let the Luke/Han bashing began!

01:01:52- bet that helmet heavier than Luke himself

01:02:20- Kenobi shutting Solo up. we are proud of Luke

01:03:00- Leia is such a bad bitch, she lied to them without even batting an eye

01:07:09- I’m sorry but I see Stormtroopers and I think of the one Stormtrooper suit that Barney has from HIMYM

01:07:17- Oh my goodness motherfuckers went underground--smart

01:08:45- yo Chewbacca said: “I ain’t fucking around, bitch”

01:09:00- It was Luke in that Stormtrooper suit. hot. Luke’s kinda hot when he’s angry...

01:10:20- Luke and Han fighting once more

01:10:42- Leia! Princess Leia! Fuck yes bitch! She’s back, bitches!

01:10:59- Oh shoot, I think they’re gonna do what I think they are gonna do. RESCUE the Princess?!

01:11:19- omg Han really said “I’m not going anywhere” bitch. that’s your future missus, she ain’t gonna be happy when she learns this

01:11:38- bruh Luke really said “she’s rich” trying to bribe Han to go

01:11:46- rescue the Princess, get a reward

01:12:36- Chewie said: “I ain’t the one you want mess with”

01:14:52- they went ham

01:16:00- ok but like for real real Leia is here yes bitch and the shade she threw at Luke was everything.

01:18:14- I’m at the edge of my seat. The fuck they gonna do?

01:18:28- Princess Leia out here being a bad-ass bitch once again. I am a hoe for Princess Leia

01:20:05- Chewie really said, “get me the fuck out”

01:20:30- Oh my god! Nessie the Swap Monster just took Luke, It ate Luke!

01:20:53- It’s cool he back now but Chewie is freaking the fuck out and I don’t blame him, I would too

01:21:45- oh god i’ve seen that before, walls closing in. Crushing you and everything

01:23:04- C-3P0 out here being a smarty

01:23:40- “We’re all gonna be a lot thinner” ‘til the end Solo still cracking them jokes

01:24:44- they’re laughing but 3PO thinks they’re dying. “curse my metal body”

01:25:49- excuse me? “Avoid female advance” Solo, my son, you are in for a (verbal) beating by my queen Leia

01:26:08- where he belong Leia? In the streets. Tell him Leia

01:26:20- No reward is worth being man-handled by Leia

01:29:11- kisses Luke on the cheek; “for luck”. Leia a smooth talker? Is she a hoe? Am I standing a ho queen? Y’all it’s cool, I’m a ho, too.

01:33:28-noo my baby boy Luke is said, ‘cause Ben died, bruh no. wtf. my poor baby :(

01:35:43- team work makes the dream work

01:36:53- Leia is so smart, knowing they would be tracking them. I would be too dumb to think about that. Also Han just called her “sister’ ooh looll

01:37:52- so how exactly does Leia and Han get together? All that sexual tension, it’s there you know it’s there. Are Luke and Han gonna lowkey fight for her? I hope not but I would once again love to them verbally bash each other :) I enjoy those scenes.

01:42:38- Han really about to dip

01:44:02- aw 3PO is worried about R2-D2, R2 just has to come back. he has to. he does right? man, idk.

01:46:45- go red five

01:57:55- Luke is save? i can’t read my own handwriting let’s skip thank god. he good y’all

01:58:10- R2, noo. omg no

01:58:25- y’all it’s Ron, Hermione, and Harry (lol yeah Han’s back) oh and Ginny (Chewie) behind them. The Golden Trio

01:58:53- Leia is slaying in those looks oh my goodness.

01:59:04- omg the music I can’t but Luke looks good on god

01:59:34- they getting medals

02:00:01- Luke is short compared to Han and that’s lowkey funny. But his YELLOW LEATHER JACKETTTTT

02:00:15- the end.

Final Thoughts? I enjoyed it more than I thought I would, honestly. The movie was pretty easy to follow I wasn’t too confused throughout the movie, I also enjoyed the chemistry between everyone. C-3PO is such a relatable character even tho he isn’t human. But, he is sassy and I like it. I love the banter between 3PO and R2. I enjoy viewing them on screen together. Chewie is great too and Leia is a bad ass bitch and if she told me to kill myself, I would. I’d do it for her, no lie. Luke proved to be more than just a “farm boy”. Han is a dick and he DEEPLY reminds me of Flynn Rider, idk why. When will Luke and Leia find out they’re siblings?

If you have made it this far, thank you. It means a lot. I hope you enjoyed the crazy thoughts I had while watching this movie. If there’re any grammar mistakes I apologize. I hope you stick around for the rest of posts regarding the other movies. I will try to post as much as I can but I’m behind on my schedule and I’m feeling overwhelmed due to school but I will try to make time when I can.

x bibi

[thesomberfest]

Star Wars: My Journey on Watching Star Wars for the First Time (Part One)

Hello, people of Tumblr. I’m not sure if this post will reach anyone. And I’m not sure if anyone will take the time to read it. But, for the longest time, I’ve always wanted to watch the Star Wars movies. The movies and the story always seemed pretty interesting, but I was never really able to get into it them; my reasoning being tight schedules, not enough time in a day, where would I even watch the movies? It wasn’t until Disney Plus that I saw the opportunity. But, it wasn’t until quarantine that I finally sat down and decided that it was the time to watch them. Now or never.

I love to do things in a organized manner so I knew that I wasn’t going to simply sit down and watch all the movies in one sitting. After some thinking, I decided on what I was going to do: when watching a movie, I was going to write down my thought in a notebook. After nagging my sister for a notebook. I received a plain composition notebook with one hundred sheets in wide ruled (I actually prefer college rule but alas my sister only had wide as she does not know the difference). I turned the first page into a T.O.C. and numbered the first twenty pages. I decided that I was going to watch the movies in release date order starting with Episode IV: A New Hope and go from there. 

With each movie that I watched, I would write the basics (the name and release date and a small summary based on what Disney has told me) and every time something interesting, funny, iconic, or captivating came up I would write down a timestamp and my thoughts or a scene that I really enjoyed. Once I finish the movie, I would write my final thoughts on the movie and if I enjoyed it. Once I do that, I plan on watching all movies in chronological order without any interruptions. 

Going in, I did in fact have prior knowledge of certain things (of course I wrote them down), just small bits and pieces that I’ve heard throughout school and seen in media sites, so my limited knowledge of Star Wars before watching the movies was everywhere. But, here’s what I already knew. Spoilers ahead.

Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker are twins. Death Vader is their father.

Death Vader is Anakin Skywalker.

Leia and Han Solo have a son. Ben Solo who is Kylo Ren.

Fighting the dark side. (doesn’t really count but why not)

They win right? (I don’t know this but I’m assuming they win?)

Leia and Luke have kissed? (I’m not sure if it was some full blown out makeout scene or if it was some peck on the lips but um still a little weird)

There’s some girl named Rey Skywalker and she’s shipped with Kylo even though he’s also a Skywalker? (I don’t know if she’s actually a blood Skywalker so um yeah. I didn’t want to do any further research on the matter and I’ll just wait for one of the movies to tell me instead.)

With that in mind, I grabbed my notebook, my favorite Paper Mate InkJoy Gel pen (three colors, black, green, and pink) and sat down on the couch and pull up, Episode IV: A New Hope. 

I started watching A New Hope back in June. It is now December and I barely started Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (I’m only nine minutes in). Disappointing I know. By now I could’ve been halfway finished or done by now. But, pausing the movie every other minute and writing some thought down is very tedious. I don’t know why that escaped my mind. Writing all of this, I do in fact plan on finishing the rest of the movies. By New Years, I can probably realistically probably can fit in Episode V and one other movie maybe two. (Edit: Future Bibi here, depression hit me hard and I became unmotivated. So As of Feb.8,2021 I haven’t finished Empire Strikes Back, sorry.)

Writing this post I think of it as some sort of prologue. I was planning on writing the timestamp thoughts for Episode IV on this post as well but I was afraid it would be too long and I decided to do a separate post for that later. Each post would have one movie with my timestamps and final thoughts. Kinda like a book? Each post with one movie is a chapter? That seems right. This is my first time watching Star Wars and I’m quite excited. Once again I don’t know if this will reach people (I extremely doubt it, but it’s alright). 

Also I apologize for mistakes or grammar errors in this post. I have edited this a few times but sometimes certain things can escape me.

x bibi