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ron dislikers can leap into THE INCINERATOR on their way out!!!

ron lives in my au. his death was stupid sowweeeeee

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hi im max and this blog is for me to store all my fanart

here's my fandom tag guide:

80s - 90s film

killer klowns from outer space

puppet master

gremlins

scream 1996

childs play

anime/shows

cowboy bebop

megalobox

mha

sam & max

video games

slendytubbies

fnaf

ultrakill

more will be added when i remember or get into more things. or when i post art yayyy

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my first time drawing him me thinks.. big puppy

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kill a doctor now

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autism be damned my boy sure knows how to shatter his own bones in order to reconstruct their shape into that of a massive all might figure

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that's neat but your experiences aren't everyone else's. we learn to not be ego central after highschool

adopted and half siblings definitely exist btw lol. but also i don't think their ethnicities and whether or not they're all the same matter since they were made to reflect the actors behind the suits, and obviously to show different kinds of kids. doesn't make them any less siblings

also again language is not a sole indicator of whether or not they're siblings. would or would it not be weird, anyways, to reheadcanon a set of siblings as merely friends, especially if there's an intent to ship??

being raised together since birth as government experiments also doesn't really leave much room for romance. attachment and impressions formed on each other as kids usually ends up developing as familial and or platonic at the least

overall though this is a really odd debate to be having for the sake of romantic and or sexual shipping when there's better bonds that go deeper than barriers and labels allow to write about. disapprove 👎

How do yall look at this picture and genuinely think they're siblings

You could call it a kiss on a cheek but bro look their TV screens are ToUchING

Lewd. Its almost like holding hands bro

You don't need to be that close to give a quick peck lmao

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ron lives in my au. his death was stupid sowweeeeee

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count down from 10

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second one is a commission for @demikhaotix <3

sorry i'm the worlds slowest artist i'm dying slowly of klown aids

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a wip. it's supposed to have spikey!!!

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sorry i haven't posted i have doodles they're just (checks my notes) dog water trash

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I really like your Killer Klowns artwork, it’s very well drawn. Do you think you can draw Blade from Pupper Master?

i love blade but god he is the worst to draw

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just wanted to let my followers know i do in fact see your comments!!! but tumblr doesn't let me respond to any of them for some weird reason!!!!!! i appreciate the support

btw feel free to send in like, fanart requests. i am open to many things 🪤

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realism and hyper-accuracy no longer has a leash on me anymore guys i swear... guys i won't draw hyper-accurate jester anymore i promise.....

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spike loves rambling and rufus is a very good listener :3

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waiter waiter! more PTSD for the teletubby please!

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i imagine them to be a bit like frogs in that sense then, how they go from legless tadpoles to growing legs, and then growing arms and developing into a full frog. it does still put the bellybutton part into question but i suppose that can just be retconned, especially since it's only depicted in concept art

it also further puts into question the ballooning, what it does, the fact humans can seemingly be turned into popcorn, and the reckless disposal of klown worms. i'm guessing they just have a massive population back home and so klowns are just dispensable, and i guess they've developed multiple ways to like... expand it? for whatever reason.

so many questions lol. maybe i can ask the chiodo bros if i ever go back to spooky empire with them there

The killer klowns are bees.

killer klown theory below

Bees have a queen So do klowns.

Bees have worker bees So do klowns.

Some bees are only kept around for reproduction (the men) Klowns also do that (except with women).

We see no female klowns in the parade scene. When the female klowns are faced with intruders they don't attack. In fact, the only scene they are in is one where they try to breed with the Terenzi brothers. You might say “But bee queens don't defend the hive! The klowns would've swarmed the truck instead of Jojo smashing it if they were like bees!” and to that I say, no, they wouldn't. The klowns listened to the clown truck because they saw it as another queen and when another queen enters the hive it's not the workers who drive it away, It's the queen.

He sees the rival.

And he takes it out. Just like a queen should.

The klowns defend the hive as guard bees do, you can see this from them swarming the main trio.

this also explains why theres one big klown amongst all of the rest

in conclusion, I believe this is how the Klown hierarchy works.