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I really like your Killer Klowns artwork, it’s very well drawn. Do you think you can draw Blade from Pupper Master?

i love blade but god he is the worst to draw

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just wanted to let my followers know i do in fact see your comments!!! but tumblr doesn't let me respond to any of them for some weird reason!!!!!! i appreciate the support

btw feel free to send in like, fanart requests. i am open to many things 🪤

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realism and hyper-accuracy no longer has a leash on me anymore guys i swear... guys i won't draw hyper-accurate jester anymore i promise.....

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spike loves rambling and rufus is a very good listener :3

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waiter waiter! more PTSD for the teletubby please!

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i imagine them to be a bit like frogs in that sense then, how they go from legless tadpoles to growing legs, and then growing arms and developing into a full frog. it does still put the bellybutton part into question but i suppose that can just be retconned, especially since it's only depicted in concept art

it also further puts into question the ballooning, what it does, the fact humans can seemingly be turned into popcorn, and the reckless disposal of klown worms. i'm guessing they just have a massive population back home and so klowns are just dispensable, and i guess they've developed multiple ways to like... expand it? for whatever reason.

so many questions lol. maybe i can ask the chiodo bros if i ever go back to spooky empire with them there

The killer klowns are bees.

killer klown theory below

Bees have a queen So do klowns.

Bees have worker bees So do klowns.

Some bees are only kept around for reproduction (the men) Klowns also do that (except with women).

We see no female klowns in the parade scene. When the female klowns are faced with intruders they don't attack. In fact, the only scene they are in is one where they try to breed with the Terenzi brothers. You might say “But bee queens don't defend the hive! The klowns would've swarmed the truck instead of Jojo smashing it if they were like bees!” and to that I say, no, they wouldn't. The klowns listened to the clown truck because they saw it as another queen and when another queen enters the hive it's not the workers who drive it away, It's the queen.

He sees the rival.

And he takes it out. Just like a queen should.

The klowns defend the hive as guard bees do, you can see this from them swarming the main trio.

this also explains why theres one big klown amongst all of the rest

in conclusion, I believe this is how the Klown hierarchy works.

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okay honestly this is like, a neat theory in terms of the hierarchy of klowns n stuff. like i can see this being pretty accurate and you make a lot of really good points from different scenes

i do know biologically they've been compared to slugs in the past, and there's so many questions to be asked about the worm klowns that come from popcorn, the seeming lack of reproductive genitalia (unless they're just hidden by excess body fat, but even then klowns dont have nipple but have belly buttons? help), etc.

now that we have a basis to model the social hierarchy and some basics of biological structure on, we can actually theorize a little more on the individual quirks n tid bits of their anatomy :3

The killer klowns are bees.

killer klown theory below

Bees have a queen So do klowns.

Bees have worker bees So do klowns.

Some bees are only kept around for reproduction (the men) Klowns also do that (except with women).

We see no female klowns in the parade scene. When the female klowns are faced with intruders they don't attack. In fact, the only scene they are in is one where they try to breed with the Terenzi brothers. You might say “But bee queens don't defend the hive! The klowns would've swarmed the truck instead of Jojo smashing it if they were like bees!” and to that I say, no, they wouldn't. The klowns listened to the clown truck because they saw it as another queen and when another queen enters the hive it's not the workers who drive it away, It's the queen.

He sees the rival.

And he takes it out. Just like a queen should.

The klowns defend the hive as guard bees do, you can see this from them swarming the main trio.

this also explains why theres one big klown amongst all of the rest

in conclusion, I believe this is how the Klown hierarchy works.

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ok i wasn't gonna post yet but all the cute klown ocs i keep seeing are driving me insane!! his name is rufus and he laughs a ton, likes earth cats, and trips over his own shoes a lot

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ok hi gonna drop my kkfos headcanons beneath the cut :3c

for all klowns -they speak their own language but can fully understand and speak in english! i also like to think they usually learn & become fluent in multiple, and not just earth languages either -have the capability to mimic & replicate voices and sounds almost perfectly. kinda like crows or something -sexual reproduction is rather obsolete, never existed (asexual reproduction of some kind or artificial reproduction, considering the slim scene)?, or the popcorn seeds ARE eggs. i guess they're like frogs... ((it's also interesting that popcorn is used so casually rather in attack or just dropped around randomly. implicative that klowns are disposable OR that popcorn klowns aren't actually *klown babies* but rather another species)) ---> (i actually used to have a klown oc who lived on earth after being sprinkled into the dumpster by jumbo, as a little popcorn)

anyways time for klown specifics

jumbo -7'0" -generally pretty quiet and self kept. not out of shyness but of just self preference and choice -very very intelligent, coordinated, and in a way controlling. he's very meticulous and never really makes mistakes; everything is intentional -seen as a leader but whether that's an actual role he holds is debatable. i don't know if they need a hierarchy of leadership -sadistic (though not as much as slim imo) and genuinely likes to kill for fun. carries a looming sense of eerieness and an unwavering gaze that makes him seem even more intimidating

slim -6'9" -prideful & narcissistic. generally a bit of a showoff who boasts a LOT, usually trying to do his job as efficiently and effortlessly as possible -extremely controlling and aggressive. refuses to share any bit of power and control he can maintain with any other, and very often degrades and puts down others to have his way. also he's just generally kinda physically aggressive, like the car scene -deeply sadistic and looooves killing for fun, as well as the thrill of breaking rules & using force when he can; very easily gets caught up in the moment of fun. laughs and giggles a lot -enjoys being praised but tends to become overwhelmed when complimented by mass groups or when given in private by another. fluster-able

spike (i know everyone else says he's an incel but he is my precious baby girl) -6'5" -easily excited and has much higher energy than others. very friendly, upbeat, and a little bit oblivious -very playful and fun-loving (he literally squeals "whoo!" when he goes down the firefighter pole im in tears), as well as highly optimistic. he often tries to see the good in things and others; doesn't really process/recognize passive aggressiveness or even direct insults -doesn't often experience more negative/conflicting emotions but generally attempts to suppress them. is also very protective when it comes to those he cares for; however, very easily trusting anyways -moderately intelligent but comes off as less so due to naivety

rudy -6'5" -super low energy, as well as generally neutral and passive. would probably be a centralist unfortunately. goes with the flow for the most part and is pretty indifferent to everything -follows the rules religiously and has a deep fear of being punished. is a little bit cowardly and generally refuses to speak up for himself or his beliefs (i imagine he might be a little more confident in case of someone he cares about bit it's situational) -struggles with physical expression, and generally goes from a neutral (even depressed looking lol) look to being able to actually smile. often looks exhausted or uncomfortable -easily distracted tbh. will literally forget what he's supposed to be doing and become hyper focused on another mundane activity

shorty -5'0" -super chill and relaxed. doesn't really have complex emotions and is overall pretty simple; though, this does not mean he's stupid -no fears of authority or generally negative emotions of the sort. doesn't mind doing anything else other than his job. again, super carefree and relaxed -despite this more carefree nature of his he also does have some more immature and childish habits and behaviors. likes to play and mess around a lot, and may often seem and act innocent -will sometimes try and interact with humans beyond his job purposes for fun and or curiosity. might leave you alive if he's feeling a bit funny

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some others i missed (pt 3)

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in case anyone is curious i actually don't remember where i got most of these but they're most likely pulled from the special edition DVD that i have! i started my collection maybe 9 years ago and it hasn't been updated in a while so :'D

i saw someone mention kkfos stills recently so here's my collection of stills n BTS from over the years :3c (pt 1)

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green

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stills n BTS for killer klowns (pt 2)

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i saw someone mention kkfos stills recently so here's my collection of stills n BTS from over the years :3c (pt 1)

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obligatory blorbito (2) posting

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they're best friends shut up. i will literally make an entire headcanon post talking about their friendship