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Reminds me of this

im not really a leman russ person but I found these pictures in my camera roll and. well. do what you will with the image of this as him x whoever

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Soo.... Throne..... Saw Maximus Army Dreamer post. And you may somehow energized the demons in my head.

Anyway, how would you feel if Perturabo is stuck in a time loop, but it's the month loop before his son died at the Drop Site Massacre. And, the loop restarts when his son, Maximus died. Maybe on a specific day he dies, but let's keep it hush for now :). But the chase of Maximus death varies. I'm not sure how old Maximus is, but let's say it's 20 years old, still a boy and about to be a man.

Obviously, Perty here would absolutely hate it that he is stuck in a loop. And probably realize in a few loops that it restarts when his son dies. Probably angry towards to Maximus, maybe a few loops of him degrading Maximus, but it results on shorter loops. But, it continues, and maybe slowly in a snails pace, Perty starts to have some affection for his son. And might start look forward to the loops, maybe to learn of his son feel affection. Maybe train him more to let Maximus live past more than a month. Maybe, so that he would spend time with his son more, and a bit pissed why his son keeps getting killed at this specific date more. Trains Maximus harder, yet being more affectionate.

While, Maximus POV, it's weird that his father has been affectionate and personally training him, but is happy cuz his father is spending time with him. Maybe working harder to make his father proud. He does note that Perty weirdly predicted events that will happen with ease, but thinks that his father is a great, and very smart.

It keeps happening with every loop Perty being subtly affection his son and his love for son starts to bloom. THEN, Perty says indirectly to Maximus, that he is proud of Maximus and loves him. Perty thinks that if his son survives more than a month, that loop break. Because all the previous loop, Maximus always dies less than a month. He wishes to see his son longer.

And the loop breaks, because Perty woke up the next day. It has been a month, and wants to see his son, Maximus again. Maybe, he made Maximus a gift, probably a congratulations to living more than a month (he won't say it out loud tho). He wants to see his son, to say it more directly that he loves him.

But when he told one of his captain of his son, Maximus status. The captain informed him, that yesterday Maximus has been killed. His theory of Maximus needing to live a month for the loop to end was false. Because, Maximus was always meant to die before his birthday, his mother's death anniversary. That is Maximus curse, he will never be 21 years old, he will never become a man, atleast his father reciprocate his affection. And that, to Maximus his father's love to him for the whole month was his greatest present he could ever receive. Maximus dies happy.

Anyway, this is just a idea vomit based on your post of the ARMY Dreamer. I just want Perty to hurt. You can use it, modify it. I'm just giving it to you. I just want to tell you, the little scenario it popped.

Ayo, I'm going to take it one step further: Perturabo finally admitting to Maximus that he is proud of him when he as he lies dying in his arms during the Drop Site Massacre. He holds him, cradles him like he should have done all those years ago when he was still a child, and waits for the loop to repeat so he can make things right from the start and hopefully save his son's life this time. He also promises to finally be the father he was supposed to be.

Except the loop doesn't happen. Perturabo waits, and waits until he's left with the horrifying realization that this time, it's for real. There's no more redos, no do-overs.

Maximus is dead and this time, he's not coming back.

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I saw mpreg Sanguinius on your acc (which was.. surprisingly good. Especially for eggpreg)

And I must know, how do you think Sanguinius behaves around his wife after the egg comes out? I know he’s still feral, but in what way?

One person has to be with the egg at all times, either Sanguinius or his spouse. He gets extremely antsy and upset if he finds out it's been left alone for any longer than 5 minutes. Honestly, he gets anxious if he hasn't seen the egg in an hour and constantly asks for updates while he's away.

He's a bit calmer now? His aggressiveness have morphed into fierce protectiveness of both his spouse and the egg (though mainly the egg tbh).

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Trazyn tries "restoring" the Emperor only for it to end up like this

I THINK WE SHOULD HEAR HIM OUT

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Perpetual, coworkers, weed (the good weed) and Spongebob. Greatest trust build.

Co-worker only smoked weed with the Emperor once because he took one hit of that blunt and inhaled the whole thing with one breath. Fucking rude.

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So have they stared throwing the mega blocks at each other? Are they trying to stab each other with crayons?

Leman and Lion are pelting MEGA Bloks at each other while Konrad sits in the corner, drawing a disturbing image of his own death.

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Now, if 40k twitter wasn't already a disaster waiting to happen. What if IP's sons started making themselves the 40k version of reddit?

At that point why do you need rememberancers?

The rememberancers are the moderators.

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About primarchs love island , I can see Fulgrim beefing with the warhammer 40k version of beauty influencer , they are throwing shades at each other and always criticizing about each other routine .Anyways , they will be together at end and olaning the wedding to end all weddings.

At first Fulgrim thinks that they are shallow. Yes, they are pretty but he assumes that the beauty is all surface level and that they are all looks. Meanwhile, the influencer thinks Fulgrim thinks too highly of himself and is a stuck-up prick. There's a lot of microaggression going on between them and insults veiled as compliments.

"Wow, your hair looks great. It must have taken a lot of effort to get it like that."

"Nice necklace, I think my great-grandmother had something similar."

Of course, time passes and slowly but surely, they get to actually know each other. Turns out the influencer has a PhD in Advanced Mathematics and donates most of their earnings to charity while the influencer learns that Fulgrim is actually more humble than one might think and genuinely cares about the people around him.

It all culminates into an intense make-out session in the gazebo.

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Emperor is the producer of the show , right?

But what about Malcador ? What is his role in this madness?

Show host. He attaches a lil bowtie to his collar/neckbrace thingie and interviews the contestants and intervenes when things look like they are about to get out of hand (some bloodshed is allowed but full frontal nudity? That's where they draw the line).

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I read about Sanguinius air stiking the wedding of his beloved.

Must said is reasonable reaction for a Primach.

If one has the funds and oppurtinity , I can see a lot of Primarchs doing petty things all the time , just because they can.

Things like invanding a planet for the food , creating laws just to shut up annoying people.

Fulgrim, during the liberation of a a planet, sees the ugliest fucking statue ever. He knows it's some kind of precious landmark... but it's so damn ugly that he can't help but tip it over during a battle. Oops, sorry about that, he absolutely didn't mean to ruin your little statue, it just so happened to be in the way and he's so terribly clumsy. But hey, maybe now you can replace it with something a bit more modern and, how to put it, less hideous?

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How Lion is adapting with his brothers on the cage?Is his hissing a lot?

Dude is throwing a hissy fit. I had to hit him with a tranquilizer dart.

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Ok but as we've established, some of the the Primarchs bear some physical similarities to MC. What I like to imagine is that MC gets constantly mistaken for a very short astarte (failed neophyte??).

Funny idea, about imagine some poor baseline hearing a primarch talk about their small beloved ‘mother’ and when they actually meet this mother, instead of a woman they’re met with a grown ass large muscular man (gained from the farm work or whatever). Like 100% not taller than even the shortest Astarte, but definitely taller than most other baselines.

MC is like 6’6 regardless of gender, so yeah. It’s even more of a shock when MC is a man because what do you mean MOTHER. THAT IS A LARGE HAIRY MAN!!

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Army Dreamers by Kate Bush and it's about Maximus in the version of his story where he dies during the Dropsite Massacre. Perturabo being forced to realize that not only has he lost his only child but that he also ruined Maximus' life by railroading him into becoming a space marine at such a young age, effectively stealing his childhood and life from him.

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Roboute the moment he learned that this marriage was arranged and the love of his life doesn't want to go through with it (the anger/relief is almost enough to awaken him as a psyker)

Riffing on the Primarch break up headcanons and the marrying someone else headcanons, what if the beloveds marriage to someone else was aragnged? Maid of Honor slips a note explaining the clusterfuck to a member of the legion, who passes it to the Primarch. How do you HC the ensuing debacle goes down?

Primarchs finding out you were forced into an arranged marriage

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ohh I hadn't even though about it while writing the og post lol. they're not too different from the orginal I suppose

@thethronezone incase you're interested in the part 2

cont. of this post

Warnings: none

Lion El'johnson: Yeah he would still challenge them to a duel just, like, To the Death I guess. He has a protector kink I'd say? While this situation is horrible and sad for both of you he does get off a wee bit on the fact he's rescuing you. As soon as you're back in his "custody" he's locking you in the princess tower.

Fulgrim: Mobilises his legion to sabotage the wedding as he goes in to profess his love and air out the situation VERY publicly. rip fulgrim u would've loved telenovellas

Perturabo: Annoyingly smug. he Sucks guys. Oh you were forced into this? Yeah I bet you were. cause you're just a sad, helpless, weak little stupid baseline, aren't you? Privately threatens your fiance and the situation magically resolves.

Jaghatai Khan: Yeah I don't think the nature of the marriage would stop him from stealing/eloping/kidnapping you. Whatever you wanna call it again ur gawn.

Leman Russ: The Space Wolves would DEFINITELY sabotage the wedding in this case. Explodes ur fiancé's head right on the stage sorrryyy.

Rogal Dorn: He'll object but also has 500 contingency plans in case you don't want to leave, can't leave, hostage situation, fiance is powerful war wise, if the carpets are an ugly colour etc etc he's thought it all through.

Konrad Curze: KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN

Sanguinius: Air strikes! Doesn't bother professing his love publicly, it's not for the ears of your fiance or anyone who went along with this. Soft launches a proposal as he's giving a speech to his legion about another successful attack.

Ferrus Manus: Still angry, but also disgusted. He ultimately believes in the good of humanity but considers this a sick and disgusting thing to do. He let's some of his idiot sons out of their stupid cage as extra intimidation and just, walks out the venue with you. lol

Angron: KILL MAIM BURN but not from him, surprisingly. He too is letting his idiots off their leash with the promise of whoever retrieves the fiancé's head gets a pat on the shoulder from him. This is a Lie. He picks you up and fucks off.

Roboute Guilliman: Frantic but livid. He's going through all the correct procedures of "rescuing" you and calling off the wedding but he is barely containing the urge to rip your fiancé's lung from his chest. Well, he wouldn't do it in the moment but mysteriously he turned up dead? huh, weird.

Mortarion: Annoying Motherfucker lmao. A part of him believes this isn't true and that you actually wanted this. In his self loathing he would miss the chance to act in the moment and gave to *rectify it later. *read: kill with poison

Magnus: mind control, its very effective.

Horus Lupercal: Objects but he's less Cunt about it. He's just fucking angry and is rapidly approaching with intent to kill as he half confesses half threatens everyone present.

Lorgar Aurelian: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (occasionally turns to your fiance and condemns him to hell) (the word bearers are gonna fucking GET him)

Vulkan: He'd never kill a human for no valid reason but he's honestly debating whether or not this counts as a valid reason. He objects and proposes very romantically and frankly, who's gonna stop a man that size from just walking off with you?

Corvus Corax: Grits his teeth and let's it go through. He doesn't want you to have the association as his romantic interest because it would endanger you. But mysteriously your husband turns up dead oh no you'll just have to come under the protection of his legion because there's a killer out there.

Alpharius & Omegon: sabotaged the wedding with their weird minion sons And they are going to kill your husband. Maybe take his place maybe not but he won't stay alive

okkii hopefully this was different enough from the last one and entertaining

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《ENVY》

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...I feel like Agron and Mort would like IP smidge is one reason:

Our girl rediscovers weed. She grew that shit-- sometimes we need that edge and wh 30k booze aint working.

And she offers it to them-- at first to make them shut up...

All I can picture is them sitting in these huge bean bag chairs (I'm talking big enough that a baseline would drown in them), with blunts the size of rolled up newspapers and talking shit about their dad.

The amount secondhand smoke alone would instantly make any normal human as high as a kite.

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