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you posted again!!!!! So happy to see you active again
I’m glad things seemed to have calmed down for a minute, I hope the second job is going well!
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Au where Kataryna, Florence, and Maximus somehow end up stuck together with a bunch of Loyalists, specifically either the Black Templars or the Imperial Fist's. Mainly because I want them to go through the realization that Maximus is:
The most functional adult of the three
The most gentle of them
Why? Because I find it funny.
Idea: They are all around 18 years old when they time travel to the year of 41k, smack-dab on a random planet that's in the middle of a war between the Imperium and the forces of Chaos.
The trio learns about their future selves and their fathers (what happened to them, if they are alive/dead and if they joined Chaos) and deal with it in different ways.
Maximus is having a panic attack because apparently he's set to fucking DIE in like a year (Dropsite Massacre) and his dad who he looks up to more than anyone in the world turns into a traitor
Florence learns that Fulgrim has become a fucking degenerate freak that jerks it with barbed wire and his initial reaction is to hunt him down and gut his father like the pig he's become (the only reason he doesn't do it is because he's helping Max with his panic attack).
Kataryna feels saddened about her father's death but accepts it. She is however pissed at the current state of the Night Lords and wants to hunt them for sport to strike fear in them once again and remind them of their origins. She also wants to hunt down her future self to see what she's like. Maybe fight to the death.
#warhammer 40k#oc: maximus son of perturabo#oc: florence son of fulgrim#oc: kataryna curze daughter of konrad curze
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I Hope in the Primarch love island, Konrad will find love in the form in a Elle Woods type of girl. Only uses Pink and is very passionate about doing the right thing .
She is will be all about how much she thinks Konrad is handsome , how she is lucky she got him.At the same time, Konrad will be fighting a squad of Custodes at the bottom if the video ( He was angry they got separed for 15 minutes).
The Love Island saga was been great.
The most beautiful woman ever, with a laugh like wind chimes and a smile warm like sunlight, falls in love with the biggest disaster in the Imperium and she's the one going "I'm so lucky" meanwhile Konrad is like "How the FUCK did this happen?" while getting his hair braided by his soon to be wife.
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It the third time I 've seen Lion in favourites list.
He is the proof Autism Rizz is real.
I like his 41k design. Silver fox Lion has me in a chokehold.
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What are you you 5, 10, 15 etc. Let's flip the table! Who are the 5 Primarchs who would YOU like TO top? Vs. BE topped by?
This is a trick question because I want to top all of them, sorry not sorry.
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"average imperial citizen eats 3 psykers a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average citizen eats 0 psykers per year. God Emperors Georg, beloved by all, who lives on the golden throne & eats 1,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Oh, Little Horus ABSOLUTELY gets pimped out. If anything, Little Horus gets special treatment to look as good as possible because Horus is definitely knows about people lusting over himself and he plays into that.
... Horus pimping out his sons for intel. Wha-!? WHO SAID THAT!?
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Konrad's daughter being best friends with Lorgar's daughter and it's a friendship no one saw coming and they influence each other in both the best and the worst ways
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Perturabo takes it as a challenge
Dorn vibes (even more so)
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I’ll dump this here too but I love their friendship . They’re so squishy
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It was a very lovely thing for them to search for their father by collecting his belongings, even though they ended up looking for the wrong person.
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Vulkan and a World Eater
Lion and a Space Wolf
HORUS AND A BLOOD ANGEL
I need to start doing astartes x astartes!reader and primarch x astartes!reader actually. itd be good for my soul
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I love, love, LOVE this! Imagine the space marine gets eventually saved by their chapter and is like "Before we leave, I just have to get a few things" and then returns with a fucking HORSE.
"Where will it live, brother Jamius???"
"In my room, duh."
from a "stranded astartes on agri-world being gifted a mutant worker horse" idea
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hey you haven’t posted in a while, are you all good?
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Yep, doing all right, thank you for asking! It's just been kinda hectic lately because I got a second job.
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It's tiring, keeping up the act all the time. Expression, tone of voice, body language, eye contact, the words they chose, even the slight pause between sentences... There's so much to think about, to adjust in order to create the personality that people assume they have.
Sometimes, they slip up. A serf trips over their own feet and falls down a flight of stairs and it takes them a moment to remember to look horrified as the body lies in a crumpled heap upon the floor. At times, they forget to smile amicably while holding conversations with people that they couldn't care less about, forget to replicate Vulkan's warm tone when they speak.
It's only when alone that they can let the mask drop and truly be who they are. But even then, there's a certain amount of guilt haunting them because why is this so hard? It should come easy to them, be natural and yet... They feel like a disappointment and the frustration they feel aims outwards, causing them to resent the outside world for placing such expectations on them.
Vulkan having a kid that has trouble feeling empathy. Like, they are not a bad person because of it, nor do they wish to cause anyone any harm, it does not come natural to them and with the exception of a few people, they just don't care about others. Of course, they can't show this, can't tell anyone, because what would people think? What would dad think? That's their biggest fear, of disappointing their father and his legion and so they work hard to live up to the expectations and preconceived notions that other have of them.
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The groom tries to run away and Lion chases after him like the goddamn terminator
I read all about the primarchs stopping their beloved forced wedding.But can I ask more eloboration about Lion dueling the groom?
Imagine having to the stop a wedding because a Dark Souls Boss asked to fight the Groom, the guests must be dipping to help the groom's family buy a coffin , because no way he is surviving this.
in reference to this post
finished reading the lion: son of the forest recently and a dark souls boss is an EXCELLENT way to describe him
funniest possible option is he throws his power armour gauntlet at the groom medieval style and it kills him instantly. but like youd be close so no dice on that front. what DO you even do in such a situation. again son of the forest they describe him fighting a group of terminators and I can't recall how long it was but the fight was seconds lmao. I can't imagine anything other than him trying to run to preserve his life. which is dishonourable and cause to give chase
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《Traitor》
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