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Do you ever listen to a taylor swift song and think this relates so specifically to The Before Time of a turning point in your life like "rip 2023 angie you would have loved but daddy i love him before you found out the sarahs and hannahs were actually SO RIGHT"
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Yeah, no bro, you’re completely normal, I just can’t tell you I’m Jewish.
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I can’t get over how the students at Columbia screamed “Go back to Poland” to American Jews. Not even Israelis (though that wouldn’t be okay either). American fucking Jews.
Way to tell me that you don’t want me in your country and think my family and I would be better off dead. You’re such an activist, gleefully screaming for the ethnic cleansing of your country’s own populations.
Get absolutely fucked, you monsters.
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“They wrongfully silenced us and took away our free speech on these campuses!”
You literally stabbed someone in the eye!
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I fear that if a man took my ring off my middle finger and put it in my ring finger after I just got out of a six year long relationship and marriage never happened I’d do far worse than write The Smallest Man Ever Lived about him
YOU DESERVE PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Passover Story in Memes
My family has an annual tradition of telling the story in a creative way so here it is, told through memes:
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The insistence on putting Judaism's influence on the world and politics on par with Christianity and Islam's is just completely fucking absurd and antisemitic to its roots.
Every time you start talking about "major world religions," remember that percentage. 15 million Jews in the world. 0.2% of the global population. Not even a full percent. Not even half a percent. And that 0.2% is still rounding up.
#yeah not to be rude but there are less than three times as many jews in the world as the number of jews who died in the holocaust#'major world religion'#about 15.7 million on earth today#6 million were brutally murdered in the span of like six years#i genuinely think people just cannot comprehend how wildly offensive holocaust comparisons are#or say with a straight face that jews are not an oppressed minority#the only reason you think we're a 'major world religion' is bc yall conveniently forget youve tried to kill us all#SO MANY TIMES#like at least twice a century for two thousand years#(and beyond)#its truly baffling#they'll say 'major world religion' and 'hanukkah is jewish christmas' in the same breath#op is so right#antisemitism
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
#taylor swift#she has been SO CLEAR#send this post to that lady who wrote the unhinged nyt opinion piece
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What is wrong with the sad beige aesthetic ppl it's such an ugly boring lifeless vibe and they're always so committed they refuse to even let their child have anything that is outside of a neutral color palette it's nuts
#i dont know if this is about taylors merch but it should be#the beige sweatshirt/sweatpants combo is an atrocity#like i get the dark academia thing but what about like#jewel tones or something idk#literally just not this#taylor has historically had not cute merch#but this was especially bad#i usually buy one thing from each release but im going to sit tight#and hope she releases better stuff#who's afraid of little old me graphic tee would slay#taylor swift
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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Democrats deliver for the people. Republicans make life harder for the poor, the middle class, and the marginalized.
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I really shouldnt even have to say this but posting about the rise of antisemitism right now is not attention seeking or in bad taste its literally just stating objective facts and if it makes you uncomfortable that antisemitism upsets me like that is batshit insane?? I can be upset by two things at once!!! more, even!!!!! ask my exes!!!!
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Cannot emphasize enough that the fastest way to find out you and a mutual do NOT have the same understanding of the dynamics of your otp is for a taylor swift album to come out
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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it
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