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Why would you name your kid after a whinging, 18th century art forger who committed suicide.

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Asian Green Bee-eater. (Merops orientalis). India

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Brad Lander for Senate!

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7 percent. Well more than the predicted 2 percent as best case for Mamdani. Cuomo SuperPACs spent close to USD 30 million in their anti Mamdani campaigns. Compare that to Mamdani's legally capped campaign of USD 8 million.

Fuck the NYTimes. Fuck the NYPost. And Fuck NY Daily News. Most of all, fuck NYC hating Cuomo, who can take a long walk off Pier 48.

EDIT: Fuck Gristedes

EDIT2: Fuck Nate Silver

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This is Petunia erasure!

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Stay cool. Drink cold beer

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No body no CRIME

Pattern by Cross-stitch Vienna

Also used glow in the dark dmc thread for the bones. Turned out so cool!

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

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Reuploading my cover of The Slur Song by @bigfoots-biggest-fan, recorded in character as Sammy Sinclair (the character I play in the SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY... actual play podcast) for the @sexiestpodcastcharacter tournament, so it's not stuck at the bottom of a giant text chain. Download for free here: (Bandcamp link) or, donate at that same link with all proceeds going to The Center on Colfax, an LGBTQ+ community center in Denver, CO.

Vote for Sammy in the sexiest podcast character tournament: https://www.tumblr.com/sexiestpodcastcharacter/tagged/sammy%20sinclair

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Why did the Slur Song get included in a list of the top Pride Month advertising campaigns, it was a shitpost on tumblr!!! The only thing it advertised was slurs  😭

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DO NOT RANK CUOMO

DiBlasio and Adams really did make me forget what a fucking asshole Bloomberg was. But then he started helping Cuomo w millions in cash to slander Mamdani. Just vile fucking racism and Muslim-hating shit. Bloomberg oversaw the huge expansion of the counter terrorism taskforce (basically a spy on Muslims taskforce) and stop n frisk so it makes sense he'd get behind death panels for the elderly Cuomo who's another cop-lover.

And then the NYT trying to make out like Adrienne Adams and Mamdani have some kind of racist beef is just top notch.

NYC really doesn't want a decent mayor.

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Pretty sure these are Sir Galahad and Sir Meliant of Lis (idk if he's King, yet).

But Melyant replied sadly: “Ah! my lord Galahad, will you leave me here? I am the man who most in the world desires your company, if he could retain it.”

BNF Français 343 Queste del Saint Graal / Tristan de Léonois, 1380-1385

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LLM's love to be wrong even when data is freely verifiable. Also they love to contradict themselves. Case in point: my SO asked Google a question earlier today

I died laughing

Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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Sorry. I'm just not over this....

Honestly, I didn't think it was real, but...

https://howtoacademy.com/north-america-events/slavoj-zizek-in-new-york/

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DiBlasio and Adams really did make me forget what a fucking asshole Bloomberg was. But then he started helping Cuomo w millions in cash to slander Mamdani. Just vile fucking racism and Muslim-hating shit. Bloomberg oversaw the huge expansion of the counter terrorism taskforce (basically a spy on Muslims taskforce) and stop n frisk so it makes sense he'd get behind death panels for the elderly Cuomo who's another cop-lover.

And then the NYT trying to make out like Adrienne Adams and Mamdani have some kind of racist beef is just top notch.

NYC really doesn't want a decent mayor.

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Common Sandpiper (Actitis hypoleucos). Maldives.

This one hated me. Couldn't even get within 50 feet of it. Hotel staff probably sent security alerts about the strange a-hole with a large camera running across the beach