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literally shaking rn because i discovered a new use for my favorite flat head screw driver (at least in the states) flat head screw drivers could be used for abortions. NOW HEAR ME OUT!!! i’m not saying that instead of seeing a professional you should you use a flat head screw driver to preform a back alley abortion. i’m just saying that it would just slide through someone’s cervix because it’s thin on the top and then it’s sharp enough to kill the fetus inside. flat head screw drivers have a lot of diverse uses and deserve more recognition for it.
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tumblr is much more useable when you don't update the tumblr app
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Assert your dominance!! When your body hurts you, Hurt it back!!!
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Life hack, if you work in customer service that allows dogs inside, tell everyone how much you love dogs. They bring theirs in AND YOU GET TO MEET THE LOVELY PUPPIES
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St. Patrick's Day Episode!!!
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Terbitnya salahpaham
Bermula dari pertanyaannku " Subject ini pengertiannya apa ya ?" Sekian lama baru ada respon. Aku menghargai banget kesibukan masing-masing. Namun di hari ini, aku memiliki kesibukan. Subject ini harus diunggah namun isi di dalamnya masih menunggu konsepnya. Aku terfokus pada pekerjaan di depanku, ternyata sepulangku notifikasi di whatsapp berjumlah 11. Dan yang ku ingat adalah masalah komunikasi. " Kenapa kamu nggak komunikasiin kamu itu bisa apa ngga !!" "Bagiku kalau aku bisa, aku bisa" Tapi bukannya memberi kepercayaan malah meragukan, hal ini membuat energi positifku berpindah ke medan yang berbeda. Dia bilang kalau aku mengulur-ulur waktu tayang subject ini. Padahal ketentuan ada di tanganyya, aku sudha pernah bertanya tapi jawabnya nanti kita bahas di rapat. Jika sedang berkompromi dengan manusia jangan menghitung masing-masing perjuangan kita, karena tidak ada titik temunya. Semua perjuangan itu adalah porsi kita, jika piring kita luas dan rasa lapar kita menggebu maka banyak makanan yang akan kita butuhkan. Tapi ada manusia yang membawa piring buah untuk dissert dan merasa cukup dengan itu saja. Plan terhadap subject ini sudah ada, sehingga setelah aku menerima chat tersebut tidak berselang lama langsung ku kirim. Lalu personal talk sampai padaku, kenapa subjectnya harus ada label ini ? Kayaknya kurang rapi. Aku sangat menghargai pendapat orang apalagi tentang seni dan design. I have my own and you too. Tapi aku berharap bisa memberi batas ketika meminta revisi. Dan fokus pada konteks bukan konten. Langsung ku kirim tanpa lama. And I got Mantap!!. I think enough. But no, energi positifku mulai terkuras karena aku sudah terpancing. Dia meminta menambahkan subject lain sebaga pengarah, dan beberapa perubahan yang ternyata menguras energiku. Kenapa tidak di finalkan konsepnya ? Jika subject ini milik bersama kenapa harus ada standart pribadi yang diwujudkan.
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Not worrying at all to see so many similarities with what's happening at present.
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When life gives you a clogged drain, harvest the hair strands and make a Cousin Itt costume.
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Apparently all you need to do to get off the call list for spam callers is pick up the phone and very emphatically insist your name is Inigo Montoya.
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Life hacks Effective Home Remedies for Acne
When your skin follicles are congested with oil painting and dead skin cells, acne develops as a skin complaint. Acne is a veritably common condition, and the maturity of individuals have had it at some point in their lives, mainly when they were teenagers and their sebaceous glands were producing further oil painting.
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To save money on gas, buy it before the price goes up. Follow me for more money saving tips.
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Here are some fun and very normal things to say when someone has to go to the toilet (and yes i use these very often)
"Have fun!" This is a classic and it works everytime to anyone, if by "works" you mean makes them believe you are insane, it's also great to add "How was it?" when they eventually come back from their trip.
"Good luck!" This one works well too but be aware that this may make people think that you have booby trapped the bathroom, i would advise only using it with your friends.
"Don't have too much fun without me!" Self-explanatory works well with friends but most affective with people you just kinda know.
"Oh shit just like that huh?" The more surprised you sound the better, idk really cracks me up
"Ughhh This??? Again???" Don't blame me if you lose friends with this one or you know any of these.
"Oh no! I'm so sorry about that!" Idk dude it's funny
Anyway if you have any more ideas please share my friends are starting to get used to my shenanigans
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