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*bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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hand hurts from jacking off

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that mid guy character would look better if he was fat and had boobs

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weird that ive never done a hippo before

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*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out

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Roxy trying her best to drag her #failgirl on a cute date

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

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I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

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Celebrities are all just so boring. They're so boring. I don't caaarre

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔