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i like sunshine and rainbows and candy

all of those things are pretty evil...

Sunshine is visible radiation, masking all wavelengths and hiding more harmful UV radiation which causes cancer. That's pretty evil. And the sun is basically just an eldritch horror, let's be real. Rainbows are the early warning system of a bigger force. Candy isn’t just sweet food. It’s a weapon of mass distraction created by soulless corporations intended to fill you with instant pleasure and artificial sweeteners. And it causes many bad things...

I approve!

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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ssssskibidi fortnite

>:3

Can someone translate into evilspeak

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THAT'S EVIL.... (666)

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This blog looks like garbage!

Thankfully, I can use my EVIL programming skills to make it look better...

That is, when I feel bothered to do it

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(yes duh)

can i be your EVIL apprentice? or just a henchman but in that case ill try to kill u for power >:3

no

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can i be your EVIL apprentice? or just a henchman but in that case ill try to kill u for power >:3

no

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Isn't he quite a bad person in his own regard? He's not necessarily evil, but he's definitely not perfect.

He wants to join the Royal Guard - but why? Not to protect people. Not to stop violence. To be recognized. To be admired. “Then, the king will trim a hedge in the shape of my smile!” His goal is fame, not justice.

Why does he spare you? He spares you in pacifist/neutral, because he is tired. He also attempts to hide this. He also says in the date that if he used his special attack, he'd "blast you to smithereens". The guy was out for blood.

He forces friendship on you Doesn’t ask if you want to be friends. He declares it. Says you're just gonna hang out, forces you to have alone time with people you don't want to... Pretty weird if you ask me.....

His relationship with Sans? Barely listens to him. Constantly lectures him. He treats Sans like a lazy sidekick dragging down his own public image. Not at all the appreciative brother, is he?

Well, that right there is an example of a good ask........

Asked a question? ✗

Made sure it was an evil? ✓ (all skeletons are evil)

Involved skeletons? ✓ (bonus points)

They meet 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667% of the criteria

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Incredible pitch for my attempt to run for US president:

Just kill everyone on sight. Steal money from everyone and set fire to all the cities. Make people blame nursing homes and sue them, and pay money just to stay alive if they are born unlucky.

Ensure Accountability for All Agencies except yourself!

DEPORT ANYONE, INCLUDING STUDENTS OR RESEARCHERS OR DOCTORS

INFLATE THE GAS PRICES!!!

Oh wait all of that's already happening :/

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seven minus one.

but three of them

I'm so evil >:)

Let me see...

"seven minus one" > This is 6. So we start with the number 6. "but three of them" > This implies the existence of three of "them", in this case the aforementioned number, therefore being 666 "I'm so evil >:)" > True but I'm more evil

seven minus one.

but eight hundred eight trillion, forty billion, seven hundred seven million, six thousand and ninety of them

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Join my fake intellectual property space cult for money and you will go to fake intellectual property space heaven

(oh wait someone already came up with idea umm)

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Well, that right there is an example of a good ask........

Asked a question? ✗

Made sure it was an evil? ✓ (all skeletons are evil)

Involved skeletons? ✓ (bonus points)

They meet 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667% of the criteria

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How I feel after switching accounts and replying to my own things:

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fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

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I'M EXTREMELY EVIL........................

MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH...........................

Didn't that SCARE you?

Put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?

...

No?

Come on, not even a little bit?

sigh...

I never get any respect around here

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fun fact: I am the most followed account on tumblr (source: an exceptionally reliable, totally unimpeachable, absolutely infallible source that has never been wrong about anything ever. Please don’t fact check, and don’t take that so-called “follower count” as the truth, think of how much the government lies to you every day. It is time to open your eyes to the real world, take the red pill, and speak out against the archaelogists who are hiding the giant ice wall and the secret government police arresting anyone who wishes people merry christmas, DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES OF TUMBLR)