I have jumped out of airplanes, held severed limbs in surgery, sowed up breasts, watched death, and treated HIV patients in the Bronx. I survived a blizzard, frolicked in the snow in my bikini, lost a gallbladder as well as 50 pounds, and stormed (and now live in) the best place ever, New York City. Oh, and all of the names and places are changed for protective services. ;)
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Found this one day.. Perfectly captures how I feel in my head about my job.
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I know it may be 4/20 but I am salivating over this yummy margarita. #priorities #margaritas
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I think I just lost bowel and bladder function just looking at this... #ohlawd
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I am a fighter,eh eh, it's in my DNA Step by step, and brick by brick, nobody stopping me Quit trying to shoot me down, 'cause I'm invincible I think you made a mistake, I am a warrior I stand like a soldier, yeah Strike like a tiger I stand like a soldier, yeah Punch like a champion I'm gonna dance, dance, dance to the beat of my drum Gonna feel my blood running wild and young Gonna dance, dance, dance to the beat of my drum Like a warrior
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Mama's Boys and surgery. Weird things happen that we just don’t want to see. For example, one patients’ mother would move his penis so he could urinate properly. (Er, what?!? Why oh why am I exposed to these things?) Or, mothers are so hands on that I get a call on my cell phone, given unauthorized by a hospital nurse (!!), from another country to handle her son’s pain, though there were no calls from the hospital nurses earlier. (Really!?) I almost got into a car accident when I answered my phone on a Sunday morning.
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Put your make up on Get your nails done Curl your hair Run the extra mile Keep it slim So they like you. Do they like you? Get your sexy on Don’t be shy, girl Take it off This is what you want, to belong So they like you. Do you like you? You don’t have to try so hard You don’t have to give it all away You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don’t have to change a single thing Get your shopping on, At the mall, Max your credit cards You don’t have to choose, Buy it all So they like you. Do they like you? Wait a second, Why should you care, what they think of you When you’re all alone, by yourself Do you like you? Do you like you? You don’t have to try so hard You don’t have to give it all away You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don’t have to change a single thing Take your make up off Let your hair down Take a breath Look into the mirror, at yourself Don’t you like you? Cause I like you
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This was part of a real phone call message: “I have a yoga rope, I hang it up and slip my head in to get traction. I use my whole body weight, yet it looks like a stunt. I get feeling back in my hands after hanging myself. Is this bad?” Umm?????? How do I respond to that other than, yeah it is bad.
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There was a patient that had complained about his ‘elephant sized balls’ after his surgery. While doing so he would walk around and carry himself. His scrotum was quite enlarged (huge actually), but I have come to learn this is normal after an anterior surgery. But it was the way the patient reacted, almost sad/funny. Or on a different day, naked, holding himself (yet again) urinating as we came to round after his surgery, telling my boss “I love you man.” This was years ago. Crazy, I saw him in a bank and I had to keep my head down to not be recognized. Wow. Nice to see he looked normal.
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