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L8r h8rs 👋🏽 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxE8JwqANbO/?igshid=issh23ab91k3

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We did a thing! Our newest baby isn’t a human one - it’s a little collab of what we love doing outside our day jobs! @housewifestyle has been the most amazing supporter of this idea and we cannot thank her enough 💕 Tune in to her insta/YT tonight at 6pm to see the first video from the shoot we did with her this week 😘 ☝🏽🎥 #shepointsheshoots #whatson #iseewhatyoudidthere #whatsonmediaau #woma #husbandandwife #dynamicduo https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxEeXA9glIf/?igshid=px1oj9i8k3n5

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If you can’t handle me at my ... anytime before today ...? you don’t deserve me at my ... tomorrow... ...? https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxCeqgRAvh4/?igshid=gfr18uphcxzw

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#maythe4thbewithyou #mayhewrestinpeace #chewy #pmsl #mumlife #snapchat https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxBsjfCAPzW/?igshid=cokjabnda397

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Lucky toddlers are hardier than houseplants 😬 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxA_PK6AwC9/?igshid=18ilsdokpy2f6

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Even after more than 3 years of studying French, I can’t read everything on this bottle without Google Translate! However, I’ve found you don’t need to be bilingual to love Lancôme 💕💙 #LancomeAU #LancomeHappiness @LancomeOfficial https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/BxA2-1rAc6n/?igshid=1fv8kv04g365u

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🤷🏾‍♀️ 👏🏽 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw-zbKmgFZH/?igshid=15qxon9f3uckq

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What do we hate? Babies who need ED! What do we love? Being in and out in an hour! 💕 #croupsucks #wheezylikesundaymorning #babywatto https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw9qVHjFJ8Z/?igshid=o8ljow0zgq87

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Not a competition... and if it was, I wouldn’t want to win. #Repost @blackgirlactivist with @get_repost ・・・ !!! https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw9T0G6gLAk/?igshid=3vzy6hjuolrf

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MUM LIFE: a show by mums everywhere Act II: Scene V - “Sorry I didn’t get back to you” (April is in the bathroom applying makeup after missing two of Pam’s calls)📱 Me: Sorry, I’ve been doing washing and unpacking the shopping and eating lunch and all that shit Pam: It’s OK *muffled baby noises* Matilda stop that (general mum life banter continues) Me: We haven’t been out drinking together since I was single (3+ years) Pam: We need to fix that Me: Yes, we do! Let’s discuss when we catch up Pam: OK cool! My groceries are here I have to go! Bye! END SCENE #mumlife #ishouldwritearealplay #besties #girlgang #mumsociety #mypeople https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw8zBnHA_KU/?igshid=1h525q7yvyxzr

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Or when they say clock 🕰 and you’re like OH GOD 🙊 😆 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw79E26gx12/?igshid=1jcpvi4jc1y82

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OMG I AM CRYING 😂 🧔🏽 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw6abzRAg43/?igshid=ft9j5zkatpzz

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I’ve seen the two things that came out in the last seven days that everyone is frothing over - but some people work shifts and have jobs and study and kids and other reasons that they might not be able to be a part of the premiere crowd. Should they have to stay off social media to avoid people who can’t just calm their farms? No. People who post spoilers are tacky and I hate you 🙄 #GoT #dontspoiltheendgame #avengers https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw5xI-Eg9eh/?igshid=a2jafartt69a

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B U T T • S E R I O U S L Y 🍑 Thank you to my husband @vampyres_suck and Tahlia for having me on set yesterday! Much fun was had 😆 Looking forward to watching more outtakes 😂 and seeing the finished product 👏🏽 🎬 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw5V8KcAQXY/?igshid=bp3anscu6wm2

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“... what were we saying...?” https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw49XDfA3-R/?igshid=1ahhlm2149ibd

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Tuesday means tacos (or at least all the ingredients of one)! Much love to the most gracious of hosts @gav_bushell and @_lisa.bushell_ who let #babywatto dismantle and devour their entire house 😘 Shoutouts to Halle and Airlee who didn’t bat an eyelid at the mini destroyer taking over the place 💕 So lucky to have good mates like you 😁 #dinnergoals https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw4Kr7XgyIh/?igshid=ll9fjn1gjjtg

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Ya dickheads @marvel 🙄 https://www.instagram.com/thewattomumma/p/Bw1R1FagTjG/?igshid=geeque18e42c