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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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They took advantage of being on a planet without other Decepticons (except Swindle, Brackarania and Breakdown I know I know)
Soundwave not being in the main cast is a crime so I'm doing it miself with too many headcanons
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
#as someone who has recently started working on a farm#all of these are accurate. especially the pig one.#oink doesn't even begin to cover it
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the more things change the more they stay the same
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
#a friend and have a shorthand for waking up from a Nap Gone Wrong and it's Theoden But Old#because that's really how it feels
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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The problem with Transformers ship portmanteaus is that all of them sound like they could be a character's name.
#I think this is why kobd is called what it is#breakout and knockdown. 100% those could just be separate guys#tf
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god complex? i actually find it quite simple: im better than them
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impulsively making a tumblr to dump doodles on my latest strange comfort pairs. hi guys do we fw them here
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Choose your fighter! - Satanic Pope Edition
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A couple of knights in ink
I've been doing character concepts for a client, and these knights have been my morning warmups before starting work
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I like thinking how casual is Dark Urge about his name
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Transcript: "Hell, hell, hell has its laws. Hell, hell, effect and the cause"
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.
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the amount of cunt they served was astronomical
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