thewitchofsleepyhollow

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*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

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SLYTHERIN: “Your secret is safe with my indifference.” –Taliesin Jaffe (Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III: Critical Role: Those Who Walk Away…)

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BONE?!

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#a face journey

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who’s gonna tell them

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Every time I play Loki, the challenge is to find new ways of playing him. — Tom Hiddleston

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kinda annoying when you’re excited to talk to someone and you don’t feel the same energy back

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Beans

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i was in ikea and i saw cute black & white striped curtains that reminded me of beetle juice so i tried to send my boyfriend a picture but apparently the picture didn’t send and i didn’t notice so

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#Drax ain’t lying

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passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

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doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.